Friday, October 2nd 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Shambo from Survivor - Shambo's government name is Shannon, but she is so hardcore just like Rambo, so she put the two together and came up with SHAMBO! She got the name when she was in the military (DUH). If you don't believe that Shambo is as badass as a Chuck Norris fact, just gaze upon her mushroom mullet! You don't EVER rumble with a butchie in a mullet. You let her eat your coochie until you go raw, but you don't mess with her. Seriously, you know Shambo munches on snatch like KFed at a Las Vegas buffet. My no-no is quivering just thinking about it.

All the dumb "90210 kids" (as Shambo calls them) from her tribe don't like her ass, but they are obviously just jealous of her awesome hair. So am I!

Posted by: Michael K


I can`t stand watching this fucking hillbilly dike, nasty low life. Mullet, really? Guess what, cunt, is 2009. Chop that mop off !!!! NOW !!!!

M.E.'s picture

I LOVE how Shambo was so nice and helped out the other tribe. She knows her shit.

And the mullet. BH and I couldn't stop talking about it.

thedingo's picture

I'd Ro-Shambo with her.

Vermithrax's picture

Blaaargh.. (again).

Reeter's picture

I think I'm obsessed with her mullet.

iHeartHaters's picture

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:20am.

I thought Michelle Duggar had decided to pack in Jim Bob and the kids and play for the other team.
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ubmitted by chowgirl69 on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:45am.

Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:46am.

Hahahaha! Definitely a fatter version of Charles Manson. And he does have dem strange OjoLocos.

snowpiece's picture

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rosespring_1231's picture

I love Shambo! And Russell is awesome!

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Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:46am.
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I finally realized last nite who Russell reminds me of....Charles Manson!! Seriously, if the guy had a swastika between his eyes and longer hair...dead ringer. I think it's all in the crazy eyes.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

she is one scary dude.

Bowchickawawa's picture

I'll admit it. I am a Survivor fanatic! I cannot stand Russell. He is a sociopath and makes me uncomfortable, watching him. Things are mostly going his way at the present but strategies like his can't take you far after the merge. I think he suffers from short-man/small-dick personality disorder. It's on the DSM...look it up! :-)
Shambo rocks! If she can make it to the merge, she'll do good because the other tribe loves her but her own tribe doesn't. She'll join forces with fao fao. I like yoga but I had to agree with her when she was all wtf on the 90210's that morning. Get shit done first then play!

Sluttsville's picture

Women with mullets scare me.

Stock Broker's picture

"Survivor" is STILL on???

She and Shamwow Vince should date.

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Snoogle's picture

OMG I thought this was some cross dresser. Never watched Survivor so I had no idea.

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The C word's picture

I thought Michelle Duggar had decided to pack in Jim Bob and the kids and play for the other team.

KaosAndMe's picture

I love Russell...<3
and Shambo.

I haven't watched Survivor for about 6 seasons ( much prefer The Amazing Race)..until I happened upon it when there was nothing better on tv one Thursday night..
reason for my interest is Russell..
he is such a sociopath..and the best thing to happen to that show in years!!

mike's picture

I've never seen an episode of Survivor.

JBL's picture

LOL - I was watching Survivor last night and thinking Shambo would be a great HSOTD!

That mullet, her comments, her bad-ass attitude. Excellent choice MK!

Shambo for the win!

DeeDee's picture

I love the "bitch, please" look she gives the 90210 kids while they are sitting around doing yoga.

Anyone else love that asshole Russell?

MJF's picture

That mullet is EXQUISITE!!!

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

GODNEY's picture

Never seen this show, but i already love her just from the pic and the description!

SOO true about 90210 kids. Fuckers!

hopefully the big one will hit LA or wherever those scrags film that shit and take them all out.

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Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.