Friday, October 2nd 2009
The Many Aliases Of Brit Brit
In a new biography on Our Lady of Cheetos by Steven Dennis, he lists all the fake names she uses when she checks into hotels. The names include: Ms. Alotta Warmheart, Mrs. Diana Prince, Queen of the Fairy Dance and Mrs. Abra Cadabra.
This game is fun! I bet she also uses: Mrs. Lotsa Velveeta, Ms. Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity, Miss Pussy Hangynoot, Senorita Chesterina El Torito, Princess Sevyn Elevin Frapp, Carla London (awwww never 4get), Dame Fitty One Fitty and Chitterling Timberlake. You can play this all day.
And if you ever drive by a random Super 8 Motel, stroll up to the front desk and ask for "Lord Chichi Mah Boo's room." There you'll find me!
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Ms. Trayla Tresh, Ms. Frapa Chino, Ms. Lucy Labia,Ms. Holatta Chittlin, Ms. Velveeta Grits, Ms. Countery Bunkin
i know that fuckin gum
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I think this is the millionith picture I've seen with her mouth open and gum in her mouth. EW!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
shave ur pits much, brit? yuck.
Miss Rooty Tooty. LMAO MK!
The gum adds a classy touch.
Ms. Boot Movez
Ms. Toy Let Bat
With all the cash this chick has why hasn't she made it to a laser hair removal place yet? I think its less than $500 to do you pits for cryin' out loud.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:26pm.
Ms. Ranoutta Tampax.
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LOL!
Ms. Celia Litus.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!(part 2)
guys, that red thing is a tattoo not a ringworm!
http://intogossip.blogspot.com/2007/04/britney-spears-shows-off-her-new-...
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
That's a tattoo on her arm of a lipstick print. Don't know what it means or symbolizes.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
M.E. oh she didn't... she did? Man, stalkery!
And I am sick to fricking death of her giant molar-baring grins with a wad of gum on the side. It was only slightly annoying when she was young and cute and we could shrug it off as a teenybopper thing she's grow out of, but now it's just trashy and gross. "Hey, lookit mah chaw!"
what's that red mark on brit's arm...it looks like it needs some purell and an antibiotic to get rid of it...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
Submitted by UFLauren on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:55am.
Is that tattoo on her wrist supposed to we a lipstick print? It looks like ringworm. Whether it is actual ringworm or an unfortunate tattoo that looks like ringworm, they are both very fitting.
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looks like ringworm to me... ew!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK
Ms. Ranoutta Tampax.
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Geez! Look at her Neanderthal pits! I had electrolysis 25 years ago looks like with her dough she would have had it done when she was a Meeskateer. Between the Fuller brush and the rolls of fat jammed up against that sateen she must smell like a 300 lb trucker after an over the country all nighter. Love the Nicorette gum classy lady!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:57am.
What? She never uses Mrs. Harry Armpitt?
Ms. Alotta Vagina
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We could play this game all day, couldn't we?!;p
Miss Inga Brassiere.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!(part 2)
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:57am.
What? She never uses Mrs. Harry Armpitt?
Ms. Alotta Vagina
What? She never uses Mrs. Harry Armpitt?
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!(part 2)
She looks really cute here, much better than Linds or those other hobags of the same age look. At least she looks genuinely happy and healthy here. The tat is kinda cute but in an awkward place. If it weren't for her horrible looking extensions this girl would be a hottie! I can't stand obvious fake hair.
Belinda Batshit
Carmella Cumdumpster
Dorita McDykebait
Helena Hosemonkey
“I’d come down and give you a hug, but I lost my pants!”
Ya know she'd look pretty good if she cut off that nastiness on top of her head. She should have left her hair alone after she shaved it but she had to go and ruin it again with extensions. She'd looked cute with a short slicky like do.
Britney needs to get some antifungal cream for that nasty ringworm.
Couldn't possibly care less.
No offense boss.
why do people get tattooes that don't make any sense and are plain FUG!?
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Lady Tampon-String
Not a great shocker coming from the girl who said she wanted to travel accross the seas "like to Canada and stuff".
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Is that tattoo on her wrist supposed to we a lipstick print? It looks like ringworm. Whether it is actual ringworm or an unfortunate tattoo that looks like ringworm, they are both very fitting.
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:42am.
her veneers are starting to look like dentures
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brit has veneers??
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Thanks for pointing out her hairy pits.
*barfs*
Shave your disgusting pits, Shitney.
her veneers are starting to look like dentures.
maybe they are dentures after all...she probably takes them out before giving blow jobs.
kinda like an old lady I saw on Gerry Springer.
Don't hold it against me...I was sick at home and there was nothing else to watch :-(
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
dementa - yes, I am positive she used "Mrs. Timberlake" as one of her many alias's
did one of her boys bite her? ((she's looking better, yeah i said it! :)
Seriously, with names like the ones above, who could it be BUT Shitney? Even in Hollywood, nobody else has so little dignity + the mind of a little girl. This is the woman who wanted to name a baby girl after a DISNEY PRINCESS.
I wouldn't be surprised if she used "Britney Timberlake" as well. After that, she started grossing people out.
Lindsay looking like shit doesn't mean Britney automatically looks good.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Oh, and have a little fucking class. Take the GD gum out of your gaping maw before you open up wide for the paps.
Submitted by GODNEY on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:06am.
B has always looked better than Livin a Lohan: Scrag edition
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Have you seen any of the Lohans lately? That is not saying much.
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Now I must say more than ever things 'round here have changed, and I say Too Rah Loo Rah Too Rah Loo Rah Yaaaay. I could hum this tune forever.
Anita Dickins
Sofonda Peters
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
Shave your pits, Bitch! You should have picked up ringworm medicine and a razor when you were at Target!
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
Oh fuck off Shitard!!!!!!!!!!
That thing on her arm is a tattoo of lips. It totally does look like ringworm though.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:14am.
Somuchbetterthanyou on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:11am.
Seriously, is that a tatt on her arm or the scar from the tracking device her had daddy put in?
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I'm thinking ringworm.
eczema?... nah, just a vacuum hickey!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
Somuchbetterthanyou on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:11am.
Seriously, is that a tatt on her arm or the scar from the tracking device her had daddy put in?
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I'm thinking ringworm.
Seriously, is that a tatt on her arm or the scar from the tracking device her had daddy put in?
Ms. Hairy Pits
Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:00am.
B has always looked better than Livin a Lohan: Scrag edition.
the little tattoo on her wrist looks so cute when she's smiling. I'm too scared to get one myself though!
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:57am.
Why does britney look better than lohan?
Something's not right.
you have entered... The Twilight Zone.. *cues music*
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
Mrs. Chester Balderson
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
I'm sending Britney Jean Spears Gillette Venus as we speak.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'