Oprahzilla Will Go On A Rampage Tonight!
The Three Mighty Os (Oprah, Obama and Michelle Obama) were in Copenhagen to bring the 2016 Summer Olympics to Chicago. Their efforts have failed, because Chicago was the first city eliminated. Tokyo followed, and now Rio and Madrid are battling out to be the lucky city that gets to be flooded with zillions of people. Stock up on your oxygen, Rio and Madrid!
(UPDATE: Rio got that bitch!)
Some thought that Chicago would at least make the final 2 since the International Olympics Committee seemed charmed by Michelle Obama. Maybe they weren't amused with Gayle King's tap dance routine to a song she wrote called "Oprah Is The O In Olympics."
Oprah's strap-on and one of her favorite things (aka Gayle's honey pot) will be working overtime tonight, because The Mighty O will have to take it out on something.
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This year’s first smash hit appears to be this past Saturday’s opening sketch where an SNL's Obama look alike appear on the show declaring what he has done for the country. It seems that SNL doesn't think that he's done nearly as much as he said he would either. It's on the political blogs, and it has the more militant of his supporters in an uproar. Still, it was meant to be a parody, and neither right nor left seem to accept that satire and parody is a 3,000 year old tradition, which they would if they had what's called "intelligence." The clips of the SNL Obama accomplishments are all over the web, so you won't need to find the best payday loans rates to see it.
I wonder how long it will take for the Obama media core to say Chicago lost the bid because of "racism"?
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Should be interesting to see Rio try to hide the "have nots" part of their city.
Now people are going to see what true abject poverty is...
Submitted by ThisHotMess on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:14pm.
I'm not gonna lie, I am glad Rio got it... Now maybe I can put all those years of Spanish class to use to fined me an new hot cholo in Rio...
And find out that in Rio people speak portuguese :D
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Screw. This. Game.
Screw you.
And your sister.
And whatever pets you may own at the moment.
Seriously - the breakdown...GUN FIRE in CHI town - that honor student getting beat to death with a railroad tie - caught on film this week didn't help matters - besides - it was supposed to be the “backdrop” for Obamanation's re-election bid - how arrogant a FUCK is he? the Olympics - his “back-drop” we lost because the rest of the world understands RIO was the correct place - and it was just PAY BACK for Valerie Jarret and her crooks in CHI- town. Today was a great seeing that utter asshole slapped down!
Submitted by ThisHotMess on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:14pm.
I'm not gonna lie, I am glad Rio got it... Now maybe I can put all those years of Spanish class to use to fined me an new hot cholo in Rio...
Or geography class.
I'm not gonna lie, I am glad Rio got it... Now maybe I can put all those years of Spanish class to use to fined me an new hot cholo in Rio...
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Michelle Obama and Oprah could use their influence for many more constructive things than this. Some of those things might even help Chicago.
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Who really wants to dodge gunfire during the Olympics anyway?
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I haven't seen Oprah that happy since the invention of the All You Can Eat Buffet.
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aw! Look at all the little rightwingers peeing themselves with joy because an American city lost, what patriots! What up, T Doc ^_^
Anyhey, I guess Opie & company refused to ship hookers and guarantee rent boys for the Olympics Committee. Should've taken tips from China.
Vai! Vai! Vai!
It couldn't have been a happier day seeing First Lady Me Myself and I and her fat friend Oprah shot down with President Ego.
Reeter> Just like we paid for the Iraq war, but for a much better cause.
Chicago's my hometown too but I think the whole Obama wanted it for Chicago just because it was Chicago is a little overblown. I'm sure he would've wanted it for the US if it were Portland or San Antonio, anywhere. It may not be the most important on Obama's to-do list but, you know, it would've been a world stage, driven the local economy, and brought in foreign money. On the positive side.
I'm sure we paid for those efforts too. Complete BS!
Congrats to Rio! WTF Mr. President, don't you think your time would have been better spent doing your damn job and working to get this country out of the mess it is in????
Tristram> I reckon you are right!
And:
"“I have no doubt that it was the strongest bid possible, and I’m proud that I was able to make that case in person,” Obama said after returning to the White House from Copenhagen. [b]“I think it’s always a worthwhile endeavor to promote and boost the United States of America and invite the world to come see what we’re all about" [/b]
EXACTLY!
*edit* Dammit, how do you bold on here?!
I bet Rio far surpasses Chicago in street crime and crime by public officials--and that's saying a lot.
i live in a suburb outside chicago and i'm glad we didn't get it. did daley bother asking chicagoans what *they/we* wanted? no, not really. it would totally fuck up everything up to and including the actual event.
Opie didn't get something she wanted. Boo fucking hoo.
*hell officially freezes over*
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I can't help but wonder if she gives good head?
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by justaguest: "I find the modern Olympics to be nothing but bloated, over-rated venues for professional athletes to try and get more commercial endorsements.
The Olympics bore me."
I agree 100%. It's fixed and unfair and corrupt as hell. The skeptic in me says it might have always been that way, though.
Yep. Over the years so many people have tested positive for steroids. Not to mention the figure skating and gymnastic scandals.
Ahahahahahahaha!
All three of them got knocked down a notch at once!
The people on this planet do not want to hear Oprah yap and brag on and on and on and on and on about herself and how she got the Olympics to Chicago. Smart move to nix it!
"Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:49am.
wow you people really need to take the stick out of your asses and chill the fuck out. this is the information age, whenever Obama has free time the camera's are there!
so he wanted his city for the Olympics big fucking deal!"
No kidding. I'm sick of the whining. For the millionth time, this is a person who knows how to MULTITASK. Jesus. This is the technology age...he doesn't NEED to be in the Oval Office in order to do his job!
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MK, the last paragraph in this post deserves a gold medal. Hilarious!
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Wow, I'm amazed at the number of Americans who don't give a shit about the Olympics. I guess they're so used to always being number one, and winning thousands and thousands of medals, that they don't really appreciate it!
For most of the other countries it's one heck of an event and tons of people look forward to it! I'm glad Rio won, and that Madrid got second place. They really wanted it and were full of enthusiasm!
My 2 cents bishes!
Good...this means I don't have to move out of Chicago.
*cancelling Uhaul trailer*
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Rio!!
Tokyo, far too expensive as it is. Come Olympic time the prices will be out of this galaxy.
Chicago, U.S have had a good few turns already plus I am sure there are a few characters who will try to make some sort of violent statement to bugger it all up.
Madrid.. the Olympics are about harmony and the Spanish football league is one if not THE most racially sporting experiences on earth. The associations do nothing and I am REALLY glad it didn't go their way.
I can imagine that ALL athletes will be busting their backsides to make the cut so they get to take part in what I am sure will be an incredible summer Olympics.
--thanks awfully--
Poor Olympics, where else will they drag them? Anyway, good luck to Brazil...Please don't turn them into carnival
Submitted by justaguest: "I find the modern Olympics to be nothing but bloated, over-rated venues for professional athletes to try and get more commercial endorsements.
The Olympics bore me."
I agree 100%. It's fixed and unfair and corrupt as hell. The skeptic in me says it might have always been that way, though.
Words fail to describe how happy I am about this.
Now, Mr. President, get YOUR ASS BACK TO WORK!
Can you imagine the opening ceremony in Rio?
Oh.
My.
God!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBSSSS!!!!!!!
I don't exactly know how the Olympics are funded, but I was under the impression that the state foots the bill.
If that's the case, the state of Illinois recently cut MILLIONS OF DOLLARS in financial aid to college students, and unfortunately I'm one of those people. Also due to huge state budget cuts, my university had to downsize slightly and cancel several classes. So this whole 2016 Summer Olympics in Chicago is a bunch of bullshit and those people can shove it up their fucking asses.
P.S. I just read an article that said the 2016 Olympics has a price tag of $4.8 billion. Who wants that shit???
HAHAHA!!! I am so freakin happy they were the first to get eliminated. I hate Chicago, the land of fat tools and orange, weathered face women...and mostly because my douchebag of an ex is from there. I hope his ass is weeping in his cubicle today. Go RIO!!!!
HAHA! I don't think the Chicago infrastructure could handle an Olympic games, anyway. JMO. :)
My hometown, Chicago. I will always love it no matter where I live.
Sads and glads all at the same time. Maybe it would have brought more jobs but in the end I am sure the good people of Chicago would have been burdened with debt for years to come.
I find the modern Olympics to be nothing but bloated, over-rated venues for professional athletes to try and get more commercial endorsements.
The Olympics bore me.
Here's an idea for a new reality show for Obama:
"You're not a celebrity, get the hell back here!"
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My Brother's 50 year old junkie GF looks younger than this skank.
xerquina, it matters because he's got corrupt buddies who own LAND over there. Guess what would have happened if the Olympics had been there? Yes, he would've gotten his buddies a big fat paycheck... what's that? The city would go bankrupt? Nah, he wouldn't care.
Does this mean the love affair over the Three O is finally over? Did they really think that the world was so in love with them that their influence would bring the Olympics to one of the most corrupt cities in the world? I love it. I'm glad Chicago was the first one eliminated. Just waiting for the cries of racism to begin.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:20am.
Do.
Not.
Care.
Word.
Apparently the Olympics Committee isn't impressed by the most boring and overrated celebs in America, namely the Big O trio. Which sounds like a pornographic jazz band, but whatevah.
What the fuck is Obama doing trying to get his own home city as the Olympics host, when he should be working his ass off for the economy? Send Michelle for your Chicago slumlord buddies by all means, but keep your ass in the Oval Office until things have improved for US.
Wow Hoo! Chicago LOST!!!!
Rio wins!!! awesome well deserved,
NoBama & Harpo Fail.
I'm glad that Rio got it.
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Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:20pm.
Seriously though even in NY crime has gone way down but like you said lately there is more burglaries lately then there has been.
I'm sure crime wasn't the only issue discussed.
@agirl:
(edited to say: excuse me - I got lost in the moment and din't realize how off-topic this was:)
Re: Chyna
So, basically, Jesus' plan is to help her promote her new album through the revelation of incestuous relationships in her family? Inneresting.
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Yup! (and I apologize also for going off topic but I am dying to hear what MK thinks of this mess.)
Apparently Jeebus wants us all to buy Mack's shitty book and Chynna's shitty album. Chynna speaks for Jeebus now.
Stupid dumb cow. Jesus I just wish someone can gag her with a big fat cock already
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:10am.
Chicago didn't deserve it and my guess is it will be Rio, which has it's own set of crime problems but Carnival is held every year and goes off without a hitch so at least they're used to tourists flooding the city.
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You mean Carnaval. Carnival is a cruise line.
Green Tea Latte: No longer the Sears, it's the Willis Tower now. Like, Whatvhutalkinboutwillis.
I concur that Chicago was not the place for the Olympics, and plus South America has never hosted the games, so good on them!
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I'm not saying that Chicago still has mobsters but is treading water with cement shoes an Olympic sport?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:00pm.
Until this last summer, Chicago crime was way down - even the south side was doing okay (compared to in the past). This summer (IN THIS ECONOMY), lots of shady shit went down.
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I wonder if Mayor Daley is going to off himself over this. My GOD was that man invested in this Olympics thing.
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