Vadge Is Only Hongray For Young Meat

Heck, old dudes get young chicks all the time.

Here is a old chick getting young dudes.

She knows just like she doesn't want an old body next to her in the bed, the guys her age don't want her either.

No double standards here...what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

I'd do Gary Oldman. I'd probably even do Alec Baldwin, but I MIGHT keep my eyes closed and just have him whisper in my ear the whole time.

Also, I'm going to sound like a freak, but you know who looks really good for his age? Jeff Goldblum.

I love pizza. That is all.

YAY.....Gary Oldman!

I like Gary Oldman's acting, but he doesn't do anything for me at all. He grossed me out in Dracula, actually.

In fact, I don't lust after any actors, and I generally like men closer to my age anyway.

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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.

The pic makes me think of a vampire licking its lips after drinking human blood. Is that a pizza or some concoction made of human entrails? You know the hongray bitch will eat it if she thinks it will keep her alive and looking "younger"!

Vadge needs to stop trippin' and tell it like it is:

she only wants controllable cock.

Age, irrelevant.

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If she's going to pay for dick, may as well get a young one.

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I'm all for young dick, but come on, Vadge. You sound every bit the bitter ho who's scared shitless of being your age. And isn't Guy Richie like 10-12 years younger? Seriously, get a grip granma.

Gary Oldman is not hot. He has been married 4 times, so he is probably an asshole.

Let Madonna do what she wants. If she wants to ride young dick let her. And she is right about man her age. A lot of them are fat, bored, bald and grumpy. The few that aren't are dating 20 year old ho's.

P.S. I don't find Baby Jesus attractive in the slightest.

"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West

I know a zillion people said it before me, but Gary Oldman and Viggo Mortensen = my wet dream! Add a little Bowie in there, and I might lose my mind!

"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West

I think Gary Oldman is an OMILTF! I love the pic of Madonna eating her veggie burger, it's like she's eating Baby Jesus' young soul! NOM NOM NOM!

"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK

Submitted by ginger_t on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 2:26pm.

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Rich, I hear ya, but you have it all wrong. I say that about Madonna because I can't stand MADONNA. I am huge fan of Demi Moore and Ashton K. being together and tons of other women who I think genuinely like the guy they are with whatever the age may be. When referencing men, I was stating a double standard that is understood, not something I agree with myself w/o questioning. That is why I made fun of Larry King. I literally would not be surprised if Madonna drinks virgin's blood for breakfast because she looks like a zombie, seems cold as ice and has a reputation for being uber controling. My comments are about Madonna individually, not older women in general.

Desperately Seeking Susan...

*sigh

She was so $#@!! hot in that flick. Good lord it gives me the dirty thoughts.

:)

Thanks, fauve! :)

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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 4:38pm.

I've missed your rants! Glad to see you back.

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"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK

Oh, and another oldie but goodie is Hugh Laurie.

Awww, I love Steve G. I forgot about him until now! : )

I don't remember her ever having gone for old men anyway... maybe Warren Beatty? Wasn't Sean Penn her age when they got together (young)? And her last husband was younger than her. So why does she talk like she's turned over a new leaf?

That's such a load of shit.

This miserable bag divorced how many times? Who is SHE to complain about divorced men? What's the matter, Vadge? Too afraid that there's a chance someone won't depend on you? Too afraid of a man who might know what he wants in life and in a relationship?

Because you clearly don't. Expect to be alone, because you aren't in it for love and that's why all of your relationships fail, Vadge. The common denominator in all of your disfunctional relationships is YOU, because you're so self-absorbed, controlling, and vain. Maybe you should start looking into yourself instead of pulling apart everyone else's flaws.

By the way, I doubt that Jesus gives two fucks about Vadge. He enjoys her assets, and whenever she's done with him, she's going to have one fuck of a time trying to find anyone younger and hotter, because most people (including the younger generations) can't even take her seriously anymore.

Why doesn't she just fuck George Clooney and get it over with? After all, they have a lot in common: narcissistic, shallow, manipulative, pseudo-humanitarians, comically afraid of commitment so only fucks the young and stupid.

Oh wait, that's right...because they're both too old and manipulative for each other. They'd understand each other far too well.

I have no sympathy for these people who're so close-minded about relationships that cry about not landing a meaningful long term relationship. I understand that physical attraction is fairly important in a romantic relationship...but it's these assholes who only have one specific "type" that piss me up a wall, and when they dating these people who all turn out to be irresponsible, neurotic, high-maintenance, annoying, dumb, needy, mean, abusive, unfaithful etc., they always end up complaining about it.

Madonna, on the other hand, seems to enjoy the fact that she's throwing money out the window because every time she spends money on Jesus, it just reminds her that she has enough money to waste.

Oh well, good luck finding "true love" or whatever the fuck you're after, Madonna.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.

Submitted by nono on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 1:49pm

I didn't think so but then I saw a picture of him filming the A-Team and damn I never knew he was that good looking.

Whoever mentioned Ralph Fiennes I agree too, but then again Fiennes has some lookers in his family, I think it's his cousin or his uncle who's 50-60, doesn't look it, and is gorgeous, not to mention I had a huge crush on Joseph back in the day.

Tatty - No, she's been divorced twice (Sean Penn and Guy Ritchie).
Who did you think is the third one?!

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Oooo Gary Oldman YUMMY. He more than twice my age and I'd hit it.

JOWLS!!!!!!!!!!!

Gary Oldman is HHHHHHHOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!

Bitch please. The only reason she'll now only do the younger men is because the ones in her age group don't want anything to do with her.

she's sort of right...but then again she shouldn't be trying to look and act half her age, either.

she's been divorced 3 times so who cares if a guy is divorced

and yes Gary Oldman is damn hot!!!!!!!

I don't actually think she's doing Jesus. I think he's paid a lot of money to escort her around town and play the part created for him. His bonus is that he gets to live a lifestyle he never would have otherwise. Madonna used to drape herself all over the gays and play kitty licker with her gal pals for attention, for the new act she's made herself into a cougar because they're all the rage.
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KillBilly, spoken like a true Mad Madge fan. And I do mean that in the most insulting way.

I wonder how long it'll be before she starts going into Laurell K Hamilton territory and airing out her fantasies about younger and younger men. As in, cycling back from men to boys.

Further proof that she is a clueless idiot. To sterotype all the men her age like that is moronic. She sounds pretty angry and bitter that she can only pay young men to screw her. I feel bad for her children.

Men her age might require that she have some freaking sense and a brain.

Who is she to have an opinion? All that dead skin, botox & rage. Bitch please...

"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."

That main photo MK - LOL!

She looks like she's looking up while giving a BJ.

It's shocking how much Vadge and Heather Locklear look alike now! Same surgeons?

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

I'm surprised her old cooze can handle any more dick. She's been filled up more times than a Chevy Bronco.

I'm not even 40-something yet, and I'm offended by her!
50 year old Men are great! of course the are pigs in every age group, but They tend to be so much warmer, kinder, self assured and intelligent than young boys. Dating them is a breeze because so many of them respect women and are way less ego driven. And some are sexy as hell! But even so, if you meet a 50 year old out of shape guy, theres hope, just respectfully invite him for a jog with you. I cant even begin to imagine what goes on in this womans head. She MUST be the most vapid insecure woman ever!

I didn't hear people saying much about, lets say, her first hubby, Mr. Peen, going out with much younger women lately; Sienna Miller, Eve, Blohan, Natalie Portman and Jessica White. Um, Double standard much?!

Some like them young; some like them old; some like them big. Whatever floats your boat. People should fuck whoever they want, without being concerned about what others might think of them.

Madonna always liked them:
A) Young.
B) Latino.
Some things just don't change.
Her friend from back in the day, Erica Bell, was telling how they were riding some young Latino guys in her limo then:
"And the Latin boys she picked up in seedy Alphabet City on New York's Lower East side were nothing to do with improving her career, but purely lust objects.

Erica says: "We'd all get dressed up and drive in her limousine to Avenue D in the Puerto Rican quarter.

"When Madonna spotted some good-looking Puerto Rican boy, she'd order the driver to stop the car, roll down the window and call out, 'Hey cutie, want a ride?' She would invite the boy to join us - and they always obliged. She'd do whatever she wanted with him while we drove around New York.

"The windows were blacked out - nobody could see what was going on inside the car. We'd end up driving around with two or three guys at a time. Then we'd drop them off right where we found them. The boys were really young, the way she likes them."
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4161/is_20010204/ai_n14524253/pg...

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Alex Baldwin was so fucking hot back in the day, he still gets a pass with me. Gary Oldman is the sex. The better question is, who would want to fuck a veiny roidy looking skankbistch with absolutely nothing interesting to say?

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God you people are idiots...(the ones who go on and on about how she is an old whore,blah,blah,blah)then you turn around and name a bunch of hot looking old dudes you would do. I'm sure if you assholes would bang old peen there are guys out there that would bang old Vadge,so get over yourself.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 2:27pm.

I'm thinking this statement only applies to her ex Guy. Look at the statement, its always "guys my age" and not "men my age". This is clearly an backhanded way at insulting him without making it so blantant.

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Madge is just pissed off that men her age are smart enough to refuse to put up with her narcissistic bullshit.

EDIT:

If Madge wants to date younger men, rock on. But insulting men her own age just makes her look bitter.

nono, this is rich:

" ... she is only getting shit for this because she is a woman. Men in Hollywood have always been dating younger pieces and they don't have to defend themselves ... I do think she wants it mostly because she wants a pet she can control or to drink their blood."

Don't you see YOU are playing into the stereotype that it's OK for a man to date a younger woman but not vice versa? You are not questioning WHY men are doing it, you accept it as a fait accompli. They don't have to defend it because no one questions it (beyond, oh, he's rich and he wants a hot trophy fuck, meh [and regardless of whether or not they are both actually in love]) or makes assumptions that they are doing it because they "want a pet to control and to drink their blood." That you ascribe those reasons to Madonna proves you are perpetuating the double standard.

I don't love her, not by a long shot. But the more people who can believe, "Whatever, more power to anyone who dates who they want," the less judgment and stereotyping we will have to deal with. Because honestly, even in May-December romances with either men/women in the older role, BOTH parties are getting exactly what they want out of the relationship, which is why they are doing it to begin with.

I think she already did Prince in the 90's. Anyone know for certain?

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She's listing "divorce" as an undesirable characteristic in a potential date her age?! Ummmmm.....

Her real opposition to older guys is they're less likely to put up with her crap and more likely to stand up to her.

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Vadge is such a hag. Hypocrite bitch. Go sux on one of your cone bras you irrelevant cow.

More dudes over 50 yrs:
Liam Neeson
Sean Connery
Pierce Brosman
The Pope

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I have always had a serious obsessive love/lust for Gary Oldman, his new wife is way prettier than Madonna can even dream to be.