Monday, October 5th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 2nd!

A crazed Twilight Fan breaks into Robert Pattenson's hotel room and tries to disguise himself as Robert's urine stream. - facebook guy

Runners-up:

Michael Phelps was never able to recapture the glory of his Olympic wins. - OneStarTattoo

Shittles. Taste the rainbow. - emjsea

Rainbow Shite - Robotboy

VIA Picture Is Unrelated (Thanks Jen)

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Reeter's picture
Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:01am.

Funny stuff!

Toonkinstein's picture
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:46am.

Gay poo

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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09

Submitted by emjsea on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:36am.

It really was an honor just to be nominated. Fuckers.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:34am.

LOL! COngrats winners.
Does this mean it's going to be an RPattz day? This girl can certainly dream...

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loozer's picture
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:14am.

Congrats Winners!
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Carved Pumpkin? I thought you said Carved Bumpkin.

freshfacestripper's picture
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:56am.

rainbow shite.

lol

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:51am.

AHhahahaha! That's funny! Nice win, facebook guy.

Congrats funny horz.

♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

Provolone's picture
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 11:05pm.

Greg Louganis just lost his title as gayest diver evah!

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Submitted by MrPink on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 8:38pm.

Skittles never tells you what happens after you taste the rainbow...

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Submitted by lazee on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 6:05pm.

This was not what I was expecting at the end of the rainbow

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Submitted by lazee on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 5:55pm.

Aww damn, flush the toilet...FLUSH THE TOILET!!

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Strongmier's picture
Submitted by Strongmier on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 2:08pm.

The most beautiful rainbow formed after Juan's golden shower.

Strongmier's picture
Submitted by Strongmier on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 2:07pm.

The most beautiful rainbow formed after Juan's golden shower.

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:47pm.

V-bites meet Pee-bites!

Manimal5's picture
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:45pm.

It's a good thing Chicago didn't get the Olympics...the diving pool looks so small.

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:43pm.

Licky Licious's new flavor: Rainbowl Sherbutt!
(the chosen one's chosen flavor)

Submitted by perky on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 10:17am.

The Rainbow Colonition

Centaurious's picture
Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 11:36pm.

Britney hears the screaming of the paps, "Thar She Blows!" and dives down into her career.

Submitted by newyorkchris on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 11:05pm.

The Port o' Poto' Gold

Centaurious's picture
Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:05pm.

Go a piss. Take a bow. Everything's coming up rainbows.

WreckerBitch's picture
Submitted by WreckerBitch on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 7:00pm.

Shittles...Taste the rainbowl.

Submitted by ZoMbiefart on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 6:11pm.

"I can take you anywhere, a place to learn the reading rainbow" Thanks one eyed black guy from star trek -ZoMbiefaRt

Submitted by lil devil on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 5:11pm.

Look - it's Rainbowl Brite!

Miss_Marples's picture
Submitted by Miss_Marples on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 2:53pm.

Rimming: ur doing it wrong!

Miss_Marples's picture
Submitted by Miss_Marples on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 2:53pm.

Hershey's Pot of Gold: Taste the Rainbowl!

Submitted by mmarino on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 1:08pm.

It was at this moment, Suri Cruise realized why daddy told her to stay out of the bathroom.

kat's picture
Submitted by kat on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 12:37pm.

Somewhere over the rainbow
dingleberries fly.......

Helen Bigglesworth's picture
Submitted by Helen Bigglesworth on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 10:59am.

The only plumber Mariah Carey will use.

Submitted by elpepe on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 10:26am.

finally sean penn find his golden pot................

Submitted by justgotused on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 10:25am.

It don't matter how you color it, shit is still shit.

McLovin's picture
Submitted by McLovin on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:40am.

Gay Fish.

SkyBitch's picture
Submitted by SkyBitch on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 7:34am.

Yeah, keep scrounging for your dignity, buddy. It's waaaaay beyond your reach.

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"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."

Toonkinstein's picture
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 7:18am.

Oh M.K., you need to stop this you're gonna hurt yourself! Don't say I didn't tell you!

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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09

Submitted by Runawayjim on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 7:04am.

The latest action figure for trailer park kids, Rainbow Blight.

Submitted by burninhell on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 5:13am.

it's true!!! there IS a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

mnkyface's picture
Submitted by mnkyface on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 3:08am.

TeleTUBbies meets Reading Rainbow

Sandbitch's picture
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 2:35am.

OK, who slipped the acid into Bruce's Rapid Detox?

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 1:52am.

If you think the dive is surprising, imagine Mariah's face when she realised where her missing backup dancer disappeared to.

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Submitted by Kimosabe on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 1:38am.

And now for only $19.95, you too can taste the rainbow!

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 12:49am.

Well, at least Brit Brit finally got rid of those boots.

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 12:41am.

Ali- stop trying to follow Lyndsay's career!

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 12:39am.

Gee it's too bad the Rain-BOprahlymics got flushed.

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 12:34am.

Looking for love in all the wrong places....

JoshIsTrashy's picture
Submitted by JoshIsTrashy on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 12:27am.

LEEEEEET THE SUNSHIIIINE IN!

Tristram's picture
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:41pm.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:04pm.
Like a bridge over toilet water

hahahahaha. Good juan.

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hoozer's picture
Submitted by hoozer on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:40pm.

Manimal5's had me lol too!

DeeDee's picture
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:38pm.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:04pm.

Hahahaha!

hoozer's picture
Submitted by hoozer on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:36pm.

I know it seems an unfortuneate twist for dolphin boy Phelps...but for what it's worth, his partners never have to look at his face and he's so high that he thinks he really is diving into a pool and is about to find gold again.

Manimal5's picture
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:34pm.

Like a bridge over toilet water

I will lay me down

Terryble2's picture
Submitted by Terryble2 on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:30pm.

Somewhere Over the Rainbowl
Retards dive...

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