Afternoon Crumbs
Brit Brit is still dressing like a colorblind toddler - Hollywood Tuna
Jon Grosselin blahblahblah-ing on Larry King last night - Popsugar
George Clooney and boooobies - Holy Moly!
Kim Kardassian must get her face painted at Maaco - Hollywood Rag
Is there a shortage of women or something? - Egotastic!
Either Ben Affleck is looking hot or I am seriously hard-up for anything. Or both. - Lainey Gossip
Will everyone put a lid on Single Ladies already?! - Towleroad
Aubrey O'Day Tweets her ass (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Who died, RiRi? - Just Jared
Another piece of limp broccoli is the next Bachelor - E! Online
Basement Baby got a magazine cover! - I'm Not Obsessed
All of the side-effects Michael Bay listed are the same ones I experience when watching one of his movies - Celebitchy
Jim Carrey looking a little unabomber-ish - ICYDK
Does Domino's make this? - Cityrag
Ali Larter gets the "Ashlee Simpson" - Socialite Life
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take off your shoes and jacket, let daddy drive that sweet lil ass!
you take the red pill, you'll be rollin in 45 minutes. you take the blue pill, you wake up with a hardon and believe whatever you want to believe...
brit brits hamhocks! just what a hangover needs.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
"Brit Brit is still dressing like a colorblind toddler - Hollywood Tuna".
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What's really hilarious is that outfit probably cost her a freaking fortune. High end trash.
Is she trying to look bad, or is it just a delightful side bonus?
She's so totally off her meds.
I like Ali Larter's hair red. She looks so pretty.
I think she's pretty all around, but the blonde washed her out. I think the red makes her stand out.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
As much as I can't stand this hick..her booty and legs are cute as hell...well I have her legs only longer but I want a bit more junk in the trunk!
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
As far as this Aubrey O'Day annoyance is concerned:
She can tweet her ass all she wants, but her face still looks like a busted Heidi Montag-Olsen twin hybrid. The only thing people like about her is her body (which is...OK, a really nice body) and the permanent "jizz on my face" expression she sports.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
I know I'm the only one here, but I actually like Britney's outfit AND bright colors. We don't wear enough salmon pink and yellow in our everyday life. lol ;-)
Brit's ass looks good and her thighs aren't bad either.
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. "
Why is The Bachelor still on TV? It's a stupid show!
I'd love to have a body like Britney Spears. I think she's beautiful. Gimme Britney's body over Megan Fox's any day.
Just saying.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 5:40pm.
Britney's looking very much like an R. Crumb creation.
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Hahahahaha! Nice.
I'm surprised BritBrit doesn't tip over more with those ittybitty little feet of hers.
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?" -Enid
You see this is why I don't wear shorts like those unless I have lycra under them. It helps with distracting people from thinking I have tree trunk legs. Which I probably do, and the main reason why I HATE wearing shorts or short skirts!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Britney's looking very much like an R. Crumb creation.
Ali Larter...she could be red, blue, pink...whatever...awesomeness!
Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 4:51pm.
No I don't see any difference, to the way she looks now from the way she looked at the VMA 2007.
Her legs are stubby and mannish, she looks like a linebacker. Only tall leggy slender chicks can get away with that look. Britney is too chunky for this look.
I think Brit's ass looks spectacular in that pic. Give the girl a liiiitle credit. Remember when she was making the Gimme more vid and her ass was all cottage cheese? I think she has improved appearance wise dramatically.
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
U need 2 reverse off my blah blah blah!
Her ass and thighs look good to me, especially the ass.
RiRi is looking worse and worse with every new photo. How can that be?
And Brit is getting more and more of the chunk look back with every new pic.
Money sure can't buy you taste. Why she wants to show off those stubby legs is beyond me.
I fucking HATE "Single Ladies" from the first time I heard it. Here's my Response to BEOTCHNCEY from the man's perspective. "If you liked it then you shoulda gone down on it". Bitch.
Just when I thought she couldn't get any more ridiculous.
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Moo!
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 2:32pm.
You think a simple hairbrush can tackle that weave? You need a pitch fork and gallons of leave-in conditioner.
Tragic.
Does this bitch not own a hair brush?!!
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MK, I love you like a fat kid loves cake - MissJaneTexas
That is not a good look when you have ham hocks for legs.
I thought that was some female soccer player at first. At least they have an excuse for big (muscular) legs. Hers just seem disproportionate, though.
I wonder if Dave tried to fuck Kim K after she was on the show.
the scrags wish they could wear those kinda shorts.
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
tree trunk legs.
Shitney with those thighs and ass looks like a high school soccer player, m'mmmmmmmmmm
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Brit's thighs and ass look HUUUGE in those shorts.
the socks are cute, fuck you Michael :P
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
MK, did you look at the last pic of Ben? That will solve your "hard up" problem real quick.
Either Ben Affleck is looking hot or I am seriously hard-up for anything. Or both.
eonline link ain't working so I've got nothing to fuck here although Liza is up for rape, that slurry speech sounds like easy domination to me.
The Cityrag blogger is a stoner, right? Cuz all the stories are so random and pot filled. I love it!
Aubrey brings new meaning to the phrase "trying too hard" which is impressive after Speidi. What's wrong with Basement Baby's ice cream? She's not gonna eat that, right? And I don't even wanna know about any Ali Larter/Ashlee in the same sentence fuckery.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!(part 2)
Holy mac. And I din't even say it yesterday but I was thinking it - she should dress more sporty - it would suit her body. This is so NOT what I meant! D
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!(part 2)
um no, ben affleck still looks special...
Basement Baby looks like she busted out the basement (sans weave), rummaged through the Salvation Army clothing box, and stole someone's half eaten ice cream cone for that magazine cover.
I wish Dominos made that pizza! I would be calling them for dinner tonight if they did.
Shitney sure is dressing like a color blind toddler. THAT is the face of a million$, folks...