Daddy Knowles Didn't Put A Condom On It
Beyonce and Basement Baby's daddy/manager, Matthew Knowles, might be a father again, but the mother is not his wife of 29 years Tina Knowles. WIGS WILL FLY!
TMZ reports that a woman who goes by the name of Alexsandra Wright filed a paternity suit against Daddy Knowles claiming that he's the papa je'e of her unborn baby. Alexsandra, who lives in Los Angeles and is in her 30s, is about six months pregnant. Please tell me she's going to name the baby Sasha Fierce Jr. Even if it's a boy. Especially if it's a boy.
Daddy Knowles probably won't believe he's the father until Maury utters those 4 magical words, but this could be good news for Solange! With a new Knowles spawn on the way, she will rise from the basement. Sasha Fierce Jr. will be the new basement baby who has to sit at the children's table for the rest of his days. Solange will finally have someone to throw a side-eye at.
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Alex222:
don't get your hopes up on that baby cakes!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
go daddy knowles! bet his wife won't have sex with him anymore. bet he ain't the daddy anyway.
Submitted by just a floozy on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 2:40pm.
in addition its fucking pathetic to criticize someones spelling over the fucking INTERNET!
Now I didn't read what you two are fighting about at all but I don't see what's pathetic about commenting on someone's spelling when all you do on the internet is type. If someone started speculating about the other person's appearance and criticizing it over the internet, then that's a bit inappropriate (which, by the way, people do in fact do, e.g. "oh you're defending X person, it must be because you're fat/ugly/slutty, etc.").
tatiara:
SMH STFU beyonce. Just STFU.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
I am so completely curious about these African-American "wigs."
I mean, do they take them off at night and be frightening?
Or, are they "weaves." What are weaves.
How do you wash them?
Are there any black women out there who who are completely natural with their hair.
Is that considered "ugly" these days.
What a racket.
Tina is a beautiful woman!
She looks so beautiful here. Wow
Anybody has her younger pics?
I'm curious on what she looked like when she was young
This pic and headline are SO Bey and Jay-Z in 20 years...
Put a ring on it!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 5:09am.
You probably aren't on now either (LOL), but I'm glad to see you as well. I really appreciate that D-Listers make me feel very welcome.
How've you been?
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
evillolita:
my error will not change the fact that your families trash solange/beyonce.
in addition its fucking pathetic to criticize someones spelling over the fucking INTERNET! but i understand. your making me feel bad is your way of deviating from the fact that you and your family are being exposed for the liars and fakes that you are. that said, i hope your step mother takes your evil ass father to the fucking cleaners!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 6:25pm.
Omg, you must be either extremely attractive or must be awesome in the sack, because if your "online" personality is anything like you are in real life, I'm surprised you get laid AT ALL.
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Submitted by just a floozy on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:04pm.
HA HA HA HA FUCK YOU KNOWLES CARMA IS A BIG NASTY BITCH!
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BTW...it's spelled karma...damn.
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I have one terrible vice: I am unpardonably ambitious and egotistic. -Dostoyevsky
He's supposedly Kelly Rowland's dad, too. If you look up pictures you can totally see it. That's why she and Beyonce were like "sisters". Daddy Knowles bungled K. Ro's career in favor of his legit cash cow, Beyonce, which Kelly cut ties.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
ooo thats some dirrty dirt.
Maybe he did it on purpose since Beyoncee is out from under his thumb & he needs a kid that can shake it to pay his bills. Is he related to Joe Jackson?
I know it is ot but my neighbor's grandkids are named Tarnisha and Varnisha. Their dad works at Lowe's.
Submitted by bo_tatoe on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 5:36am.
"these are the kind of embarrassing names that tell everyone your parents are so illiterate they couldn't even write their own child's name right for the birth certificate."
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The basketball player "Anfernee Hardaway" comes to mind. "DUH" with a capital D.
"... who goes by the name of Alexsandra ..."
SCNR - these are the kind of embarrassing names that tell everyone your parents are so illiterate they couldn't even write their own childs name right for the birth certificate. Well, Allekxsandra ... ;-)
daddy knowles....what will your daughter beyonce say!?
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:24pm.
Khensu!!!... i know you're probobly not around now, but.. i haven't seen ya in a while!... i'm glad that i'm seeing you now!
OT: oh, for the loveof!... no!!
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Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
This thread is meaningless without photos of Daddy's massively long and thick black sizemeat!
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 12:16am.
Laws in some states (Cali) allow women to sue if your name & physical description are "close enough".
If you do not respond-you may be stuck with the tab.
No joke.Understand that the family court industrial complex simply wants to find a sucker to pay the bill.My proposed law (see first or second page of comments)would eliminate most of this foolishness.
Sherindipity?
Ok Miss Love just got back in from Happy Hour at the NCO club in my town and was trying to catch up on the posts. Hope everyone has a good night!!
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
Submitted by Doctor Funk
I've had 2 women from other states-THAT I'VE NEVER MET- sue me for child support.
??? How does that happen?
'Night, Dee. I leave you with this. ♥
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Sweet dreams, DeeDee. I'm out too. Talk to you later!
Nite sluts and manhos. Me love you long times. ♥
So I go grocery shopping for a few hours, and this thread asplodes.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
well i guess this puts an end to their wholesome classy family act.
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
FOR DANI CANDI AND EVERYONE ELSE HERE WHO THINKS BEYONCE IS NICE AND HER DADDY'S AN ASS. WELL HE IS AN ASS BUT BEYONCE IS NO BETTER. THESE PEOPLE DESERVE WHATEVER BAD KARMA IS BEING LAID AT THEIR DOORSTEP DO NOT FEEL SORRY FOR THEM. PLEASE. BEYONCES A BITCH AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. THAT NICE GIRL ACT SHE PUTS ON IS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS: AN ACT. AND HERE'S THE PROOF:
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/09/beyonce-treats-world-like-crap...
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
HA HA HA HA FUCK YOU KNOWLES CARMA IS A BIG NASTY BITCH!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
I am not appreciating the sister interpretation of the O.C. blond on brown but the face, the curly hair itself... gorgeous.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." Michael K.
Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:33pm.
Totally off topic, but I have come to the conclusion that men don't really want us to be honest with them...my mouth has gotten me in trouble yet AGAIN.
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100% correct. But I think that goes from most people, not just men.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." Michael K.
Mama so much hotter than her baby ninas but her style is so shitty Texas!!
Submitted by _fail_ on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:59pm.
Get that thing snipped homeboy. No reason for a man that age to have the ability to procreate.
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He's just gonna keep going until he does it right.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Get that thing snipped homeboy. No reason for a man that age to have the ability to procreate.
Nite, Smurfette
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Night Smurfy! Feel better tomorrow.
Coma Caca!!
Thanks everybody, I think im going to see if I can get some sleep or something.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
(opens door to the unknown..squeeks..damn someone put some wd-40 on that shit) Sorry when I hear drugs...I get some supernatural sign that pulls me in. so who haz the crack? btw weed is good for pain..(shout out to SMurfy). I am no doctor..but I've got a "green" diploma.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:28pm.
Booohoo & Woooha is me. ESE come back! :P
LOL! OMG Angle, you look maaahvelous, darling!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:40pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:38pm.
M2C, I will try everything I can to lure you to da Americas. I make excellent Mexican food. :D
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And I make excellent every other kind food.
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I can turn food into rainbows :D
Awwww, you guys! You don't have to bribe me with delicious treats, I'd go just for you! Well, that and the weed. (DeeDee promised!)
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
@2C: Ask and ye shall receive! Refresh:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
shut the smurf up:
I gotz ya covered. Have some of my green sugar stash!
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:41pm.
I wish I still smoke weed. I needed it today.
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I used to say that about heroin
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I wish I still smoke weed. I needed it today.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:28pm.
Blows-by & Wents?? :(
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:38pm.
M2C, I will try everything I can to lure you to da Americas. I make excellent Mexican food. :D
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And I make excellent every other kind food.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Yikes, boomsy! But a girl's gotta say what a girl's gotta say, no?
M2C, I will try everything I can to lure you to da Americas. I make excellent Mexican food. :D