Saturday, October 3rd 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Chef Blythe Beck from Oxygen's The Naughty Chef - The reality shit show followed Chef Blythe as she cooks, bitches and eats her way through Dallas. Reader Rosina, who nominated Chef Blythe for HSOTD, had this to say about her ass: "This bitch needs to be Hot Slut of the Day. She is shaped like a square, swears like a sailor, and has the voice of a truck stop hooker that has smoked 3 packs a day for 30 years." So basically she's Miley Cyrus in 20 years?
Below is a clip of The Naughty Chef in action. If there's some wood in your house that needs sanding, put it near your speaker and Chef Blythe's sandpaper voice will smooth it out!
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I tried to watch this today, but, wow, bad. I mean as a fellow fat chick that didn't bother me. It was just, god, she's too obnoxious even to begin to be funny. Nope nope nope.
fat loud obnoxious bitch
Are people really that offended by seeing a fat woman on TV? FFS.
Like I said, tune into just about every other fucking channel to look at titties.
And it's OXYGEN. The shows and movies shown on that channel are geared toward WOMEN, meaning that heterosexual men who actually voluntarily watch Oxygen and cry about there not being enough "hot chicks" should STFU and change the channel.
That's what Spike and G4 are also there for.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
I don't care what anyone says, she's got MY fuckin' vote.
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Holy WTF. The fuckstabs couldn't find a hot chick chef for fucks sake???
Who wants to see that Big Rig Lardass wallowing her way through a cooking show - ewwwwwwww
I'd rather watch Russell and Katie bump ugly's.
She does look like Miley in 20!
When I first heard this woman's voice (without looking at the TV) I thought it was a man.
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 2:53pm.
Yes, because there surely isn't enough of that shit on TV. Ever heard of MTV, VH1, E!, and Comedy Central? Gratuitous nudity and plastic skanks galore.
Some of us DON'T care to watch a bunch of boring neurotic girls talk about tanning beds and stir shit with other vapid twits who do the same thing that they do. Seriously, there's more than enough TV shows that have "hot chicks" in them.
I'm probably going to get slammed for this, but just saying.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
A chef should be fat. Seeing a fat chef means to me that they must enjoy their own cooking and has a love affair with food in general. Skinny chefs make me wonder how much they really like food.
Hot bitch? Really? Geezus H., she is a morbidly obese twat that eats everything she cooks or for that matter everything anybody cooks! Kinda like giving a robber a telly show about bank security. WTF I guess they are really getting desperate for new "reality" ideas. Heres what Oxygen - how about a about Kama Sutra starring a 6' hot chick with big tits and the ass "of a ten year old boy".
Whoa, actually resembles a heavier Miley.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Do you like chefs and restaurant staff who are constantly flicking their hair around in the kitchen? Ugh. Wannabees
i love this chick and her show. what's funny about it is that it goes into full detail about how unhealthy really good restaurants are - butter on everything! and girlfriend hates skinny chicks and has a serious love jones for one of her waiters who is a sexy black man.
I caught a little bit of the first show. She was wolfing a lot of food down.
I can't get into that show. I think it's because she reminds me too much of Roseanne.
Oops; that's "tongue-TWISTER" (said in my 3-pack-a-day correction voice)
Here's a fun tongue-tiwster for your Saturday morning - try saying "Chef Blythe Beck" three times fast. Too easy? Try it in the 3 packs a day for 30 years voice!
Blythe is even funnier in person...........she is the chef for Hotel Palomar in Big D. The kitchen is open and one can hear every swear word and cackle she lets out!
The difference is, in 20 years Miley Cyrus will have no career and will probably be living in a double-wide because her hick family blew all her prostitotin' money on fleets of four wheelers and cartons of Merit. Miley probably won't be as groomed as the chef lady is either. I envision her crouched on the rusted hood of a 2009 Mercedes in the front yard of the trailer, gnawing on opossum bones like a feral dog.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 9:15am.
not a good gum to tooth ratio on that one
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not a good gum to tooth ratio on that one
I managed to watch this piece of crap just once and that was too much. What a waste of my valuable time. I could have been on dlisted causing pain and suffering!!! Bring on the cabbies!! They would probably be a lot more interesting than this fat woman. Talk about a bunch of uninteresting people . . .
I like your NYC cabbies idea!
The name of the show is catchy, but I think we've run out of reality show ideas. I guess next there'll be a show detailing the lives of 6 NYC cabbies, or something featuring Macy's department store clerks. I'd really like to see a show on the people of Walmart. I'd tune in for that.
Fist, bitches.