Lazy Headline: Katy Kissed Russell And She Liked It
Yes, I'm with you on that headline, but it's Saturday morning, so I just can't! Anyway, here's Katy Perry doing the walk of pride (or shame) outside of Russell Brand's manwhore palace in London this morning. Usually The Center for Disease and Control is there to meet any chicks leaving Russell's house, but Katy must have called them to tell them she wore a full-body condom suit while she was there and marinated her hair in Listerine before she left so there was no need for them to stop by.
Kary and Russell reportedly just came back from having a good ole' fucking kinky sexy time in Thailand. Last night, they went to a party in London together.
I can't really blame Katy since I'd probably venture into Russell's crotch flea bush too even though I'd get a lecture from the free clinic afterwards. Wouldn't be the first time.
And IN THIS ECONOMY, at least Katy and Russell can share leggings....and panties?
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Hey blah blah blah, just try a google image search on "russel brand naked", with the safe-search off. All I can say is the guy must be VERY talented in the oral arts if he manages to be such a successful manwhore. ;)
Hey Russ,hurry up and get a sex tape on the internet. Time for a cock shot so we can see what all the fuss is about.
There's this guy I know who's a friend sort that I somewhat fancy who has a Kim Kardashian ass.
His face is really attractive though, so that in a way negates the strange voluptuous man curves.
Russell Brand on the other hand does NOT have the personality nor is handsome enough to compensate for the fact that he's built like a scene girl.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
He is gross. He has some kind of weird woman's body.
He reminds me of my boss from 15 years ago whom we used to refer to as "Thighmaster."
What IS it about Russell cause he does have something I find attractive and I hate to admit it!
I don't see it. I think Russell Brand is sooo gross and has hips. His nose hair also looks like it directly connects to his mustache.
This picture, of the girl heading out looking like a hot mess, the guy standing at the door... Its happened to me so many times, but its surreal seeing others captured in the moment.
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If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.
I bet that they called this one in to the paparazzi themselves (me yawning) dullsville darlings...
total posers
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
\/\/The Felice Bros.
I'd have to be getting paid lots of cash (up front!) to sleep with this flea infested douche.
I don't blame her. Russell Brand is sexy as hell.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
I hate Russell Brand. I'm so sick and tired of this trend of tool comedians who truly believe that oversharing their sex lives confirms their masculinity or makes them seem more attractive and interesting.
Well, Russell, you're not interesting, and quite frankly I don't enjoy the visual of you having sex.
Oh, and what is it that everyone says about ladies and gents who feel the need to announce to the world how kinky and hot they are in bed? Oh yeah, that's right. He probably sucks in bed. His greatly exaggerated sexual conquests reek of being just another classless douche who confuses comedy with unnecesserary try-hard, vulgar shock value fail. People who need to get laid idolize Russell Brand because his false sense of sexual confidence exudes hope for them in the future.
While I'm at it, Dane Cook should also take notes. I used to find him funny before he became so popular and became way too fucking arrogant, and he also needs to STFU about his sex life. It seems to be all he ever mentions in every one of his routines.
"Did I mention I get lots of pussy?"
Yes. Hundreds of times. Now shut the fuck up.
Katy Perry used to really piss me off, until Lady GaGa appeared. Now she actually made me like her. I don't think she can sing, but she comes across as likeable and personable in interviews. She just grew on me. This wasn't a great move on her behalf, but she seems to be naive. She'll learn.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
He could of at least walked her ass outside and hailed her a cab or called up a mini. Jackass. But this is Russell so I guess we can't expect much.
As for his sex appeal? I don't like my men more feminine than me. Not hot.
And Katy Perry is such a butterface. Without the tits, no one would give her a second glance. The glamor models (British for skeezers) he picks up at Mahiki are better looking than this trick.
Ewwww, Russell is an Essex boy. That explains why he's so damn grody. FYI Jodie Marsh is an Essex girl.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
This just in: The CDC reports a new, super-virulent strain of STD named Russery. Not only will you fuck anything that moves, you will believe you are the most talented, interesting person on the planet.
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
yep agree with everyone here...katy perry is worse than RB to me...she just seems so fake and like she hops on board to every latest "trend"/stupid idea...
so much for Russel's- too cool for school- look.... fucking "CHAV" outfit or what???? Yeah CHAVTASTIC Russ
I saw that naked pic of him from yrs ago in the street and he was hung like a hamster so what the fuck is the point of fucking a germ fest like him if he hasnt even got a big whanger?
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I like Russell Brand, but I've read he's biography, and by 17 he was doing prostitutes in Thailand rawdog style. I wouldn't even shake his hand, let alone sexytimes.
One poser hack dating another poser hack. These two are made for each other!
File these two under "Pointless Cunts."
He is an unfunny, ex-junkie, alkie, self harmer, bi-polared fucked up mess who looks like he smells of his own fecal matter.
She is a talentless slag who probably thinks that being seen with this mess ups her "coolness" factor in addition to her "kissing girls."
While I still think KP's one of the hottest babes on the planet, she does have the most abysmal taste in men. Seems like the secret to bagging this girl is to be a heavily-tattooed, cheating, womanizing man-whore who looks like he hasn't showered in weeks. You know, between her dating these douches and her kissing (on the mouth) a different girl at the end of each of her shows, one wonders what "bugs" she must've caught over the years. Travis McCoy, Benji Madden, and now this. STRIKE THREE hun! Perry's bangability factor is down the toilet as far as I'm concerned. What a shame. As it stands she's still very lovely to look at, but I wouldn't touch her without wearing heavy hazmat gear :( .
hmm why is it that the whores who started out singing gospel music/preachers' daughters end up doing the douchiest guys ever?
He is revolting. Simply revolting.
yea,what they said...
haha oops I didn't even notice it said "lazy headline"
Haha I was totally thinking "wtf" when I read that headline, and then I thought "I wonder if MK will mention how cheesy it is" and he totally did!
She must want and s.t.d.
Russell can be amusing but the thought of doing sex with him is just*shiver* Ewwwwwwwwwwwww*vomit*
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I am not a pussy.
That's St Pancras Station in the background! :D
All sing along:
I kissed a girl
'cause my guy likes it.
My guy likes it.
I think it's gross,
But my guy thinks it's hot,
And if my guy thinks it's hot,
Well that's what matters the most.
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The purpose of existence is to maintain its purposelessness.
I don't think I would want to breathe the same air as Russell, let alone get intimate with him. All the more power to you Katy! You are a stronger woman than me.
Submitted by swizzlekiss on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 9:46am.
who's the ginger girl helping to carry katy's luggage?
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I don't know but she's got a case of the leggings too.
Britney/Kfed 2.0 on the grossness meter.
who's the ginger girl helping to carry katy's luggage?
I just have to say I really can't stand this chick. She's so fucking fake and her music was really annoying (my freaking car CD player has been broken forever so I have to listen to radio). Thankfully they aren't really playing it anymore. There are just too many pics of her blowing kisses in drag queen makeup while wearing a rhinestone studded watermelon romper tutu taking up space in the tabloids these days. It's just a "pray she disappears soon" type situation. Unfortunately it seems like it's so much easier for one hit wonders to stay in the spotlight for WAY too long these days.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Whoever thinks Katy Perry and Russell Brand have talent must be suffering from a case of syphillis. Which I'm pretty certain both of these fools now have.
I'll leave it up to you to decided who infected who.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Is the guitar case supposed to make us think she's a real musician?
Nah, I have no idea what her music is like, except for her one hit. Which was a bit of a rip-off of some other musician anyways. But I kind of get the idea that she's no Rickie Lee Jones.
The Downtown buskers have more talent than Katy Perry. And they smell better than Russell Brand.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I thought she got back with Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes. Russell Brand is cute in a dirty piggish kinda of way. If u like fleabags, he's the one for you.
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Resistance is Futile!
I liked her better when she was kissing girls.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Ugly fucking uglier. Katy is an annoying hack who almost defines butterface better than Lady Gaga and whose fashion sense and music also rival Caca's in stupidity. Russel Brand is even worse.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Hmm, I was thinking Katy Perry was Katy Price. I'm not thinking it matters.
oooh. The visual. The smell. I'm out.