Open Post: Hosted By The Millionaire Matchmaker & Kim Zolciak
On the last episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Big Poppa was the latest ho to butt fuck the sanctity of marriage by asking Kim Zolciak to be his wife. Big Poppa gave her a giant ring he probably bought in the twilight hours from QVC. Well, that shit didn't last and now Kim is Big Poppa-less again!
Since she's on the lookout for another sponsor to keep her eyelids decorated with the finest plastic tarantulas at The Dollar Tree, Kim had lunch with The Millionaire Matchmaker (aka Patti Stanger) at THE LOOK AT ME DINER in West Hollywood yesterday.
You know, Patti is really picky when it comes to the hair of a gold digger, so I wonder what she had to say about the Barbie cemetery on Kim's head.
By the way, if you take a loooong bong hit and squint your eyes, these two look like Rodney Dangerfield (rip) and Quentin Tarantino in drag.
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Mira, does anyone else think Kim is really a high paid escort for the octogenarian crowd?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 12:51am.
Michael Jackson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfZz-q8CRLE
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Mani♥
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2NEU6Xf7lM
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
I'm so sleep deprived. I probably won't be getting any sleep for the next 18 years.
My babeh woke me up and now I'm sitting here talking to myself on this post.
woo hoo
Michael Jackson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfZz-q8CRLE
Submitted by Lutrelle on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 7:38pm.
We ain't had any trouble. Went to breakfast this mornin'!
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Just between us... is he good in bed?
We ain't had any trouble. Went to breakfast this mornin'!
Submitted by Lutrelle on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 7:07pm.
I KNOW you are not talking to MY man.
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OH, YOU'RE Jizz's new ladyfriend? Do you know what kinda hella trouble he is? He's hot honey, but damn you're gonna have your hands full.
I KNOW you are not talking to MY man.
FUGLY AND FUGLIER...
Seriously, the dark-haired one is a real water buffalo!
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Moo!
Jizzers, my love, I'm gonna take that as a yes. If I wanna post here, I'm gonna hope that people will behave the way they should. If not, that will be their problem.
Submitted by Jizzball on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:06am.
I have a new girl
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Really? Well, good for you.
So does that mean I can post here in peace?
Patti is one ugly woman... so is Kim.
I love to hate Patti!
Especially when she interviews women, she is obviously a neurotic low self esteem type gal.
She'll tell them they need a new hairdo, better makeup etc.
Bitch look in the mirror.
She is always real mean to the women and real suck-uppy to the men.
Simon and Ryan should leave the drag to the pros and stick with American Idol. Too testosteroni for my taste and the tuck game's sub-par.
why do rich men find people like Kim attractive?
http://sandrarose.com/2008/10/24/kim-zolciak-really-is-29/
*** what goes down, must come up ***
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 2:19am.
@jizzballI do not recall seeing your name on the invitation list.
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I am so sorry, yes, so sorry, babu....
But the truth is, babu, that Monsoon Wedding was many, many, babu, you must trust me on this, years, years, babu, ago, and I have no interest in attending any other untouchable weddings at this time, because, well, Babu, when I touched, there was nothing there, you understand?
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LoL
Submitted by liverwurst on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 7:41am.
why are they both still wearing bootcut jeans?
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OH SHIT. WHAT CUT R WE SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING? I've got the Diva jeans from Old Navy. I'm a cheap broke ass hoe like that!
Giant CZ's can be found at Emitations. LOVE THAT PLACE!
O hey! Searching for old pics of this ho brought me right back here!
http://dlisted.com/node/33179
Nice work, MK:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
why are they both still wearing bootcut jeans?
her fredericks of hollywood shoes and her forever 21 top.
actually they both look like they got their outfits from the mall… i certainly hope they didn't pay more than 10 bucks for those hideous tops!
Why is Patti wearing Frederick's of Hollywood hooker shoes? I thought she was the millionaire matchmaker? I guess the millionaires are not paying enough anymore.
i fell asleep at 9 and woke up at 5. this is lame.
@jizzball:
I dont care neough to understand.
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I know, babu, I know so much, babu, so you are idiot, you no understand, you don't post anymore, okay? Your posts are stupid, anyway.
YES! Go home to your husband, you are estupido, yes!
Let's see...It's 3:50 a.m and I'm STILL up waiting for our fucktard of a kid to GET HER FAT ASS HOME so I can give her kid back and finally shuffle my decrepit ass off to bed with the OL.
Fuck it.
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www.peopleofwalmart.com
I dont care neough to understand.
@jizzballI do not recall seeing your name on the invitation list.
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I am so sorry, yes, so sorry, babu....
But the truth is, babu, that Monsoon Wedding was many, many, babu, you must trust me on this, years, years, babu, ago, and I have no interest in attending any other untouchable weddings at this time, because, well, Babu, when I touched, there was nothing there, you understand?
I do not recall seeing your name on the invitation list.
I bet their shoes smell like poop.
I just lost my lunch looking at the photo's of those two she-hags.
Looks like the Look At Me Cafe has done its job though right?
The bitches made D-Listed!
wooooooo hooo! just passing through. just signed the papers on a midnight blue 2007 corolla sports edition with a 100,000 mile warranty!_________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
@jizzballzz:
I have a new girl
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Congrats, darlin'!
Is the wedding in San Jose, Houston, or New Jersey?
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 11:49pm.
is it 'wrong' to order liquor to be delivered? Am I crossing a line?
you're kidding, right?.. i just got here and saw this.. i HAVE to respond!.. hell, have it sent by limo!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 11:49pm.
is it 'wrong' to order liquor to be delivered? Am I crossing a line?
Too wasted to bike.
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Nope not crossing the line darlin. just do it!
Have a goodnight all. take care!! (hugs and spanks)
Coma Caca!!
I have a new girl
@jizzballzz: would beg her for sex then offer her free Slurpee coupons
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May I suggest some other options? There are only 3: medical school, law school, or engineering school.
Thanks.
They totally do look like RD and QT!
I love you, Michael K.
Come to Colorado and the smoke is on me.
i just sent the CUNTIESS (sp?) e-mail to the HBIC at San Francisco Unified School District--although i didn't swear or say anything rude but i definetly was sarcastic-don't get me started (well the HBIC for "paras"--and trust me she ryhmes with GUNT)...alright off to decompress....ya'll know i love special ed. and that's my thing and this ho messed with that so....
is it 'wrong' to order liquor to be delivered? Am I crossing a line?
Too wasted to bike.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking 13.
wth is she eating on pic#5...disturbing
Coma Caca!!
I would hit it then give her my money
They wouldn't be hanging out to promote each other's shows would they?
pic#6 is what life is all about. sleeping. I complete understand barbie hair girl
Coma Caca!!
Put a tampon on my head and call me GaGa...she's going solo!
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-gaga3-2009oct03,0,246748...
Who needs Kanye!
It looks like Millionaire is on her way to a Bon Jovi concert, and Kim's on her way to a wedding reception at Capo Caroline's Real Housewives of New Jerseys's husband's money-laundering operation.
Kim must've went to a voodoo person and got a powerful root on Big poppa! Dang, he act like she's the only blond bubblehead, gold digger out there! If I was a millionaire, I sure as hell wouldn't be sweatin' Kimmy.
HATE the purse that looks like a big ass piece of luggage. HATE the rolled up jeans.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK