Hot Slut Of The Day!
Klee Irwin - The master of the bowel movement and creator of the Dual Action Cleanse. You might have seen some of Klee's infomercials for the Dual Action Cleanse, a product he developed to help bitches rid themselves of pounds of caca. Klee, who kind of looks like John Waters' long-lost conjoined twin dipped in foundation and hair gel, isn't afraid to talk about all things SHIT. You don't really need to buy the Dual Action Cleanse, because just a few moment with Klee will get your bowels barfing. That's a compliment (no, it isn't).
If you don't know what I'm talking about, then watch the clip below of Klee (I can't with that name) talking about his 4-year-old daughter's doody situation.
P.S. - The sight of the ravishing blonde goddess wearing the 80s dreamcoat made my bowels take a moment of silence for a quick minute.
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If John Waters and John-Boy from the Waltons had a love child...
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Submitted by speakit on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 12:22am.
It's definitely what we all think it is...
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 12:19am.
You know he's most likely a coprophiliac.
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ewww gross
maybe that's not a moustache
He looks like he's been embalmed.
You know he's most likely a coprophiliac.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
he looks like he evacuates only liquids.....
truly a public enema number one
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This man grosses me out.
I've never seen such a person so enthusiastic to shit in my life. Maybe it's because I'm a bit of a priss, but I don't get any enjoyment out of doing that at all, ESPECIALLY after every meal. Are you kidding me? Come on!
Pissing is another story. I think it feels good, and I do it about every fifteen minutes.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
That guy is disgusting - guess what, doting parents, NOBODY but you thinks your kid's crap is interesting. Just nasty, going on TV talking about his daughter's huge turds.
Any time I see this pockmarked greasy looking bastard I always think how he looks one good sneeze away from full-blown bubonic plague.
I never watched the infomercial to see what he was selling, I assumed it was some sort of real estate bullshit.
When I found out he was talking about colon cleansing I was shocked, he is a horrible spokesperson for something supposedly healthy.
He looks like he shit himself out after using his own product. And Klee? What a fucked up name.
he could be hot if he wasn't so cheesy; like he's from some Joel and Ethan Coen flim.
MK are you losing it? He's been HSOTD, like a couple years ago you had this guy.
Raul Julia came back from the dead to do tv adverts...times ARE hard!
Don't sweat it dude, my kids shit logs too.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Yeah, T-Doc is right. It's the Magnesium Citrate that barrels through your colon like freight train, roto-rootering your entire pipeline OUT. And probiotics too, as Hekki says. Your gut flora must be in harmony. When I have to be on antibiotics for some reason I take acidophilus and I don't get yeast infections.
Anyone who pays serious money for this "shit" is crazee.
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Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
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I just did a two week fiber cleanse and was shitting 12" long, pumpkin colored logs 4 times a day. I lost ten pounds, feel better and an ready for porn.
He is more scarier in Spanish....
"Canta y Encanta a tu Pueblo Tigresa"
Hekki - LOL werd on kids poops.
I saw that shit! *pun* Seriously though, can we lay off the hemorrhoid/period/crusty butthole stuff on TV? And why would you forever want to be thought of as "the colon man"? Things to ponder.
People who are obsessed with their bowel movements are one of the many groups I avoid.
If his product really worked his dirty sanchez 'stache would be huge. I think it's fake.
Oh. My. God.
I bet he's a fisting expert, too.
I was the recent recipient of a glorious colonoscopy LOL.
Had to drink an entire bottle of miralax mixed in 64 ounces of Gatorade and took 4 big time laxatives...
Lemme tell ya, it was an experience like no other, shit so much it felt like my insides were gonna fall out!!
On the plus side I lost 5 pounds(temp of course)
Gawd I hated that procedure as much as I hate this John Waters look-alike :)
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This doesn't come anywhere close to Alexys Tylor's Vagina Power. She rules. She should be Hot Slut of the Year twice in a row.
Ugh - I worked for a company that did some work for this joker one time, so I've been on a few conference calls with him. He's a bit of a tool. And if you look him up on line you'll see he's the target of several lawsuits. Selling expired product and what not. Despite all that, this product does do what it says. A couple of us at work tried it, and it will launch you off into space.
just drink a lot of water. durr
John Waters needs to meet that man. It's his soulmate (if not his child spawn!).
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 9:29am.
60 dollars! Go to CVS and pick up a 4 dollar bottle of Magnesium Citrate to drink and you'll soon look like a French garden fountain with clear water squirting out your no-no
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a lil Metamucil every day goes a long way....
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 9:27am.
I think these people are from some forgotten, remote province. Wasilla, maybe. Who the hell dresses like that anymore?
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Well.... I went shopping for a suit last week and lemme tell you, CRAZY SHIT IS ON THE RACKS. I gasped when I pulled out some of hte blouses.
60 dollars! Go to CVS and pick up a 4 dollar bottle of Magnesium Citrate to drink and you'll soon look like a French garden fountain with clear water squirting out your no-no.
Klee, swap your all jizz diet with some fruits and veggies and you're bowels will thank you.
Barium solution.
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Moo!
I think these people are from some forgotten, remote province. Wasilla, maybe. Who the hell dresses like that anymore?
Plus, that lady's too fat to be a credible spokesho for that product. It obviously doesn't work cuz she's still rhinoserous (sp) size.
Um...is it wrong that I don't wanna hear about his daughter's poop? I haven't been able to click it yet becuz of that... ;\
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 9:16am.
I can't even look at this. I went through colonoscopy prep once and believe me, everything you ever had in there comes out, and your colon actually sparkles (*inserts ding noise here*).
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What's the name of that drink they make you drink before surgery? Bowel explosion in 5,4,3,2...
ETA: IT'S CALLED "FLEET"!!!! *cries*
Submitted by justjane on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 9:14am.
He walks the walk, this coprophagist.
Is he sporting a Dirty Sanchez?
HAHA justjane, I thought the same thing...definitely a Sanchez 'stache!!
Vixen is right. And John Waters over there is right, too. Your health is directly affected by the state of your digestive and eliminative system. Get lots of fiber. And probiotics.
GAWD!!! That lady seriously must have made that jacket from an off Broadway production of "JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT" LOL!!
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 9:18am.
It is alarming to think that something so big can come out of a little kid.
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I said something similar after I gave birth! Shazam!
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Moo!
AH HA HA HAHAHA!
As someone who wakes at night to feed a baby, I am familiar with this fucktard.
He's right about kid poops, though. Mr. Hekki and I laugh because our kids make ENORMOUS poops, too. It is alarming to think that something so big can come out of a little kid. But I think he's right, that their systems are so new and unsullied.
I can't even look at this. I went through colonoscopy prep once and believe me, everything you ever had in there comes out, and your colon actually sparkles (*inserts ding noise here*).
Fiber, fiber, fiber people. It's all your colon needs.
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
He walks the walk, this coprophagist.
Is he sporting a Dirty Sanchez?