Blohan Did Not Take The Fashion World By Storm
Karl Lagerfeld and Donatella Versace have nothing to worry about, because it looks like they are still the top constipated zombies in fashion. Blohan's debut collection for Ungaro failed to make some of the critics jizz in their chonies. Blohan didn't actually design any of this shit, she was merely the "artistic adviser." I'm guessing it means she was in charge of cutting the lines and making sure the cokepants could at least store a gram.
WWD called the collection, designed by Estrella Archs, a complete "embarrassment." They also said, "As for the clothes, they looked cheesy and dated, as has often been the case during chez Ungaro’s post-Emanuel revolving door of designers. Hot pink, orange and flashy, with an overworked heart motif relentless in its execution, the collection displayed none of the promised younger side Lohan was supposed to deliver. Nor in a million years would one guess that the lineup was designed by one young woman and 'creative directed' by another. Glitter heart pasties all around, ladies? For Lohan, she’ll weather the criticism, hardly her first or her juiciest, and move on when her contract allows. But Archs has her work cut out for her. Backstage after the show, she said the collection 'had to be designed very quickly.' Perhaps that was the problem. This storied house has been in disarray for years, and though Archs’ debut provided no indication that she’s up to the challenge, she should be given the chance to find out without a younger, non-skilled judge with theoretical veto power hovering about."
You know, I actually like these whore clothes, because it looks like it was something that came out of the vagina of the 1980s. I mean, if a grown-up Rainbow Bright fell on hard times and had to peddle her wares on the ho stroll, she'd wear this shit for sure. Give me pasties, bare titties, almost exposed crotch areas and I'm happeh!
As for Blohan's face/lips situation, there's really nothing more to say. Blohan is making Courtney Love look like a pure teardrop from the eye of a virgin angel. Just hit Ctrl+Alt+BITCHLOOKSBEAT.
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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:21am.
Submitted by Kelli B on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 5:14am.
This is a low moment for her:
1. The embarrasing clothing line
2. The hard core drug fucked facial expressions
3. The whole world is watching Lindsay
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4. The really bad lip injections.
5. The red-nose holes.
6. The wrinkles on her forehead with tan grease in between which makes even more pronouced.
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7. The regular appearance of side boob
8. Pouts like she's chewing her own face
9. Still thinks she's popular amongst the other celebs?... well maybe not so much
www.kellibolton.com
The chic in the blue bathing suit top and pants, looks like she's looking for a "ring" that she calls "my precious"
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SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK
Damn her face reminds me how hard it is to look "cool" when you're as high as a fucking kite! I'm so glad those days are over...egads thumbnail #6 is SCARY! I must go hide now.
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
High as a kite on who knows what...
She looks like Heidi Fleiss.
A strinking resembelence.
At this point, even porn seems too dignified for her - they are getting paid and awards for it.
http://www.youtube.com/user/GoldGunGirls#play/uploads
But her face... well, she's the poster child to Say no to Drugs
The Shoplifter and also The Godmother Of Her Child.
I saw the show on Style.com and I actually liked most of what I saw, specially the one shoulder hot pink mini dress, (and all the white ones) that's something I think we'll see young hollywood starlets wearing.
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The Shoplifter and also The Godmother Of Her Child.
This bitch is BEYOND beat!
When Lohan finally hits rock bottom that rock is gonna hit her ass back.
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Lovely Lady in black---is that Allison?????? Duster Allison????
Gawd almighty. And I thought I wasn't photogenic.
I can't believe how old she looks. How sad.
METH SNORTER.
Her nose is going to FALL OFF.
Seriously, I know someone that happened to. It ain't pretty.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
This is some Benjamin Buttons shit.
I am sure somebody already said this but:
"Ready for my closeup, CB!"
PS. The inflated 'dual earthworm' lips doesn't work with her face (nor with 95% of the other women who have their lips inflated). That is why its so easy to see her as a clown face now.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:18am.
I just realized I've always read it "Umbro" even though it says "Ungaro"
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Ha! I keep calling it Ugaroos like the underwears;p
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
And this ho is in her 20's?! I've seen 50 yr olds with better skin!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
I just realized I've always read it "Umbro" even though it says "Ungaro" so I was anticipating how the hell Lohan could be a creative consultant for soccer shorts. Now I'm all disappointed and shit.
Oh, and those clothes are second-week-sendoff-from-Project-Runway quality. Blech.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Submitted by Grace Disful on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:09am.
The blue contacts she's wearing strongly suggest that her pupils are either pinned (opiates) or dilated (coke). Does she really think she's fooling anyone?
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didn't notice it, but she is wearing contacts...
I wonder if she has meth-twat? Is there such a thing? That poor, poor firecrotch.
The blue contacts she's wearing strongly suggest that her pupils are either pinned (opiates) or dilated (coke). Does she really think she's fooling anyone?
Ungaro blatantly exploited a strung-out drug addict for her freak value, AND their collection fell flat. There's a thin line between edgey and desperately pathetic.
Very sad that one of Lohan's big dreams was to work in fashion. When the genie in your crack pipe grants you three wishes, be careful of what you wish for!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
atleast she looks hot in thumb.9...
Submitted by Kelli B on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 5:14am.
This is a low moment for her:
1. The embarrasing clothing line
2. The hard core drug fucked facial expressions
3. The whole world is watching Lindsay
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4. The really bad lip injections.
5. The red-nose holes.
6. The wrinkles on her forehead with tan grease in between which makes even more pronouced.
This is a low moment for her:
1. The embarrasing clothing line
2. The hard core drug fucked facial expressions
3. The whole world is watching Lindsay
www.kellibolton.com
Hope you get it together one day Linds.
23 going on 93. faces of meth, greatest hits.
she needs help !!! addiction doedn't pick snd choose if you have money....YES she has squandered a ton of rehab chances but think of how unhappy she has got to be to do this to herself everyday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who dies first? dina, linds, ali?
you KNOW this bitch went to san quentin (she's not working so she has time on her hands) and gave the night stalker richard ramirez a gram of coke and then he tattooed that classy shit on her arm. with a dirty needle. EW DUDEEEE i just felt a chill up my back. gross gross gross. and the only reason the night stalker came to mind is because i just saw a thing about him on TV, lol
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
How did Ungaro decide LL was qualified in any way to be an arbiter of fashion?
I wonder if the entities that entrust her with responsibility are merely incompetent or are simply whoring for the attendant publicity that inexplicably continues to follow her?
Oh are you kidding me? Lindsay Lohan is SOOO the next Dontalla Versace...
...in the face!!! hahahaha!
she is like one plastic surgeon away from looking exactly like DV. damn, i'm one year older than blohan, i work outdoors, beneath the hole in the ozone layer, hardly ever wear sunscreen, spend meagre $120.00 on skincare products a year, and yet my face still looks 30 years younger than that beat homegirl's mug. if that doesn't say "kids dont do drugs!" then i don't know what does.
~I hope he tells us to burn our pants~
Her decline is fascinating. I don't know how someone can get so visibly older each day. Pass the popcorn.
Sadly I can relate to Lindz. I've got $500 worth of Macy's crap I this weekend cuz I was jonezin' for a smoke and just went for a drive.
Thank God I'm only trying to give up cigs...I guess I could ruin Karl Lagerfeld and or Chanel if it were anything worse!
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thumb.8 she has some typical finger picking marks on her neck,upper lip and chin that meth addicts seem to do to themselves when they're on withdraw or hallucinating(or maybe a wax job gone wrong/hair growing inwards).to defend her ass on thumb.2 it doesn't seem like the designer(whoever) is supporting her to not fall but more like fixing her own sleeve which seems to bothers her..
My mom would say that Lindsay looks like she was "rode hard and put up wet." I say she's the most ancient-looking 20something I've ever seen. This is probably the least of her problems, but someone should have taken her aside and told her about sunscreen a LONG time ago. I'll be 40 in January and I don't have wrinkling like that.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON SHIT!!...seriously it's like a scary scifi movie where someone went into the future and brought back the lindsay from 25 years from now(they're keepin' the current one as a living brush-and-make-up doll for lonely Basement Baby over at Matthew's dungeons)..in short words I would expect her to look like this in 20 years and say 'ohh poor Lindsay so she lost her youth and freshness..' but hell not now not at 23 THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG IN HER MILK IT AIN'T CLEAN!!!...
Submitted by Zonko on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 9:23pm.
You could print out and blow up the 5th thumbnail, staple it to a stick, and put in
the ground in your back yard.
That way, the crows won't eat your corn.
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you had me at staple it to a stick.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking 13.
All I know is that cokeheads like her tend to be really good sex partners.
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Why should I be humble, if I know that I am THE BEST IN THE WORLD?
That 4th thumbnail screams, "Yeah, I'm blasted. What of it?!?"
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
Jebus; whorehan's face looks totally fucked up. It looks like she's drunk or totally coked out. In one of those pics it looks like the designer had to steady the dumbass as she walked down the catwalk. Dollars to donuts she showed up to the event fucked up beyond belief & unable to take care of herself.
Time to get back to rehab, before someone posts video on the internet of her giving blowjobs to the members of a random high school football team she just met.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 8:45pm.
the ones with the built in knee pads i trust?
*kiss kiss*
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Only when you're here. MOVE YOUR HAND. I can't get to it.
yeah, she looks greasy. yeah, she looks twice her age. But what really bothers me, is she looks like she has a little sumpin sumpin stuck between her teeth.
You could print out and blow up the 5th thumbnail, staple it to a stick, and put in
the ground in your back yard.
That way, the crows won't eat your corn.
How much meth does it take to raise an eyebrow? I think a lot but I've never tried. She's orange and wrinkly. And her hair is chapped.
"This storied house has been in disarray for years, and though Archs’ debut provided no indication that she’s up to the challenge, she should be given the chance to find out without a younger, non-skilled judge with theoretical veto power hovering about."
I absolutely agree with this. Who in the hell is Blowhard to have ANY power orer what a real designer does or doesn't do? All she has ever done for fashion is to look awful!
I'd rather have Dwight design my fashion line that have Lindsay have any say at all.
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I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!
*looks at crack, looks at Lohan, looks at crack*
*waits for Lohan to do the "Gator shake"....."mama I needs money, give me some money, mama"*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_hlZDDTtks
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We can do it, it's all up to us mmmkay
With a little plan we can change our lives today
She looks like she's been up for days....
God bitch
Team Valtrex,
Ummm... although I do not personally know the muppet known as Janice from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, I DID follow her career at one point. I feel obligated to point out that Lohan does not possess one square inch of the talent or good looks present in Janice's poly-fiber blend.
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