From The Douche Diaries: Jon Cleans Out The Joint Bank Account
Yesterday, my cousin was telling me how she caught her son snatching $10 out of her wallet in the middle of the night. Well, if her son was Jon Gosselin, he would've taken the whole damn wallet and left her with a piece of old gum. That's basically what he did to Kate. Radar reports that on the same day that Jon was telling Larry King that he wanted to play nice with Kate, he secretly took a shovel and pretty much emptied their joint bank account. Apparently, Jon rolled away with $200,000, leaving Kate with $1,000. How in the rhinestone tiger hell is Kate's possum supposed to survive on just a grand?! MAN DOWN CODE 10!
Can you imagine the sound Kate's possum made when she checked her balance? The day the ear drums died.
TMZ says that Kate's lawyers will go to court tomorrow to argue that Jon totally gave a "fuck you" to an existing order which states that they could not withdraw money from that account without each other's permission. They want a judge to demand that Jon return the money and that he be held in contempt. Kate uses that account to pay for household expenses, so it looks like the child army WILL STARVE!
Part of me is disappointed in Kate, because I would have thought that she would've emptied that account out as soon as Jon started passing his peen around. She's not the mega cuntress I thought she was.
When Jon started wearing that Ed Hardy shit, she should've taken all the cash and left him with a McDonald's coupon book. You can't trust a ho as soon as they start covering their body parts with that Ed Hardy fuckery.
This is exactly why I live by the motto: My money is my money and your money is OUR money.
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Still waiting to hear if the rumors are true about Jon & Kate's show going away.
Jon's such a fucking tool who no doubt we'll all be seeing in the next D-list *reality* shit show.
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What a sad, pathetic douchebag. Grow up and be a man, JonaTHON!
Submitted by Mel on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 2:30am.
I have no sympathy.
None of those kids have been compensated. In California, there are laws and those kids would each have a trust fund set for them that they could use when they turn 18.
Now they don't even have that.
Those poor kids can't claim what is rightfully theirs and tell their parents to fuck off when they hit 18.
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I was wondering about that. I'd think the kids HAVE to have trust accounts, to protect them, you know...child labor laws and all that. I hope so, for the kids' sake.
I hope for the kids' sake there's more than one account.
Other than feeling bad for the kids, I just wish this mess would go away.
I'm sure they both think it's great hogging the spotlight the way they are. At this point, I bet they are addicted to fame.
They need to go back to what they did before this mess, put the money they have away to help raise the kids, and call it a day. Working as a nurse and a IT professional are pretty decent careers, and I'm sure that they won't starve, even with 8 kids.
I know 2 families with 7-8 kids and they don't need all the friggin' handouts and shit. They do fine. (One is a RN, one is a RRT. The RRT's husband is a barber, what the RN's husband does, I don't know.)
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Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:26am.
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Oh crap! See what all those years of doin' drugs did to my memory? Jeezus, guess I'm lucky to at least remember the right comic strip! Yeah, I'm old.....
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:49am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:22am.
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Angel -- I took the name Sweet Babu from the Peanuts cartoon strip...I think it was Snoopy's uncle's imaginary friend or somethin' like that. Just liked it and thought it would make a cute alt name.
Yeah, can't imagine anyone would banter my name around here for realz yet. I've been tame on my posts so far and pretty much play well with others!
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actually Sweet Babu is what Sally called Linus..how sad is it that I remember that?
Jon is a douchebag of the highest order. I hope he gets f*cked over well, I can't stand his bloated face or his sparkly earrings.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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realistically, this guy is a douchebag. ripping off your spouse no matter how pissed off you are at each other is pretty fucked up. no, it is really fucked up. heartless prick.
you take the red pill, you'll be rollin in 45 minutes. you take the blue pill, you wake up with a hardon and believe whatever you want to believe...
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:22am.
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Angel -- I took the name Sweet Babu from the Peanuts cartoon strip...I think it was Snoopy's uncle's imaginary friend or somethin' like that. Just liked it and thought it would make a cute alt name.
Yeah, can't imagine anyone would banter my name around here for realz yet. I've been tame on my posts so far and pretty much play well with others!
I'm sitting here wasting time reading last night's crazy posts that I missed when I really need to get my ass up and go apply for a couple of jobs. Damn, I'll prolly miss OP cuz I'm taking so long getting in gear today!
Mornin' Sweet Babu!
It's kinda funny achally cuz your name got thrown around some with these loonies over the weekend...but it wasn't about you...I just remember someone going on to these crazies about being "little babu" LOL!.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:54am.
Submitted by justjane on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:49am.
When is the Jon Gosselin sex tape going to be released?
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I think those could be the stills from it that MK has posted here.
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Yeah, I think he's got his blow job face on in this one.
Good morning horz! Don't know what went on in this thread last night, but I'm prolly better off being blissfully ignorant.
Submitted by justjane on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:49am.
When is the Jon Gosselin sex tape going to be released?
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I think those could be the stills from it that MK has posted here.
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Submitted by justjane on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:49am.
When is the Jon Gosselin sex tape going to be released?
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Oh gross! I'm still having my coffee and you give me that visual?!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:20am.
I always feel like I'm going to witness a 5150 hold on these threads when they turn weird.
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If only. Sometimes I wonder if it's MK kinda "playing with dolls", you know? So bizarre.
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Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:30am.
Kate is on the today show: crying, well sorta'
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Is Kate doing some good acting? Like when Jon was on Larry King, you could tell he was lying when he did that weird thing with his lips.
When is the Jon Gosselin sex tape going to be released?
Crocodile tears prolly. They better keep that gravy train chuggin along at TLC cause the shrink bill and/or rehab for that litter is gonna be astronomical.
Kate is on the today show: crying, well sorta'
keanu reeves needs to shed some light on this mess..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31pQOiclaTo
the boys may end up looking like keanu...hopefully,shit.
Submitted by shandiRW on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 12:43am.
It's non public chat on this site. Go to the top of the top and click on the Forum link. You have to register there to see anything. Crazy, weird and twisted shit goes on there often.
I always feel like I'm going to witness a 5150 hold on these threads when they turn weird.
Kates rabid possum trap cooze loves Jonny's Ed Hardy plastic wrap peen.
They really have to reconcile - they're perfect for one another.
She sucks and he blows . . . .
Blow job faces!!
I have no sympathy.
None of those kids have been compensated. In California, there are laws and those kids would each have a trust fund set for them that they could use when they turn 18.
Now they don't even have that.
Those poor kids can't claim what is rightfully theirs and tell their parents to fuck off when they hit 18.
Okay... if 2 people with a HUGE TV career have only 200,000 to their joint name then either
a) they are moron fuckwits that have blown millions, or
b) they have numerous joint bank accounts - which would be normal I would think - and this is just a fucking holiday fund or something.
Am I right or am I way off here?
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tamzin skipped her dosage.
lovely. speakits/jizzs multiple personalities have decided to rejoin. crazy people untie.
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I think it's the open post but I could be wrong.
k, sounds personal *ducks* again, what is this forum everyone speaks of? not that i would want to get into tha drama but i tried to and couldnt ahahaha
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ok, MK was the cuntress/lamefish-blow-up-doll thing intentional? teeheehee
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Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 12:32am.
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i didn't mean it in a bad way against you...i forget which open post (sometime last week) and (just stating facts) speakit declared they would NEVER EVER visit this site again....
OH alright, I'll go back to the forum. But it's the LAST time I'm doing it. If it gets ugly, I'm out.
well KOKO this bitch ain't right! shit
Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 12:28am.
I ain't comin' here no more
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be careful!!! speakit vowed the other day that over their dead body they would NEVER come back here and look....
Girl then dont say you are married to my man. SHIT We are on United tomorrow. This place is full of some crazy bitches. Damn my man, why does he like it?
Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 12:17am.
What forum? I don't do drama baby girl.
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I don't like drama either.
Wherever you're not really going, have a good time. Enough crazy for me for one night.
What forum? I don't do drama baby girl. My man turned me on to this place.He needs to get his pack on so we can be out in the morning.
Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 12:13am.
speakit is a troll I guess, HOT DAMN
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I certainly am not. Oh you're someone from the forum. Shut up.
speakit is a troll I guess, HOT DAMN
Oh yes, my man is great! Best I been treated in a long time. You feel me?
Submitted by Henry Louis Gates Jr on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 12:00am.
Good to hear a brotha treating his lady. A strong, educated BLACK woman.
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um.. he's not a brotha. He's Indian.
Good to hear a brotha treating his lady. A strong, educated BLACK woman.
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Submitted by Lutrelle on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 11:58pm.
My man is takin' me on vacation tomorrow.
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My man is takin' me on vacation tomorrow.
Damn crackers. *shakes head*