The Keeper Of The Unicorn Forest To Play The Prince Of The Ginges?!
This shit right here really gives me a reason to grab a bottle of peach Schnapps and go back to bed. There's a hateful rumor flying around the internet that a sparkly vampire is in the running to play a piping hot stick of ginge. Why don't they just go all the way and pull out my heart by casting Katherine Hagel or CHERYL BURKE as Prince Hot Ginge? Make it quick.
Last Week, director Peter Kosminsky said he's currently working on a biopic of Prince Hot Ginge's life called The Spare. Peter is in the middle of naming the lucky bitch who will don the ginge to play Prince Harry and RPattz's name has been thrown in the ring. Rupert Grint, the ginge in the Harry Potter movies, has also been mentioned.
Okay, I can almost co-sign Rupert as Prince Harry, because at least he's been naturally blessed with the ginge, but RPATZZ?! Shit don't make sense. I don't think it's possible to dye RPattz's magical forest hair. The unicorns will never ever allow it and the glitter will always shine through. Even if they were able to douse his hair with ginge and wipe that constant "I Haz Fart" look on his face, he's still not the one to play Hot Ginge!
Peter is wasting time with the flavors of the month and he needs to look at the classic ginges of our time like ROJO CALIENTE. Rojo is definitely the one. Rojo is always the one.
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sorry anony54321, I completely disagree with you. To each his/her own. We clearly have a different aesthetic. Yes I am silly, but not supid.
The real hot ginge all the way!
OMG i want rupert grint to be harry!!! ever since i heard he is gonna be nude in some movie my nipples have been constantly erect.
i want to rub my self all over his gingeness.
Gawd his name is rupert and he drives and icecream van. i can't handle it....
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I was wondering what that open-mouthed "ceci" look was about...not even female celebutards try so hard to be sexy that they look like they have the "i haz farts" look...LOL!
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He can play douche but besides that he's not that great. I've only ever seen him in Harry Potter but if that's what his acting is like then maybe he won't be so bad in some bomb about a princely frat boy who hasn't done much of anything with his life.
And PHG looks more strawberry blonde than full on Rupert Grint orange. But Rupert would be a better choice.
I don't think the sparkly vampire is a very good choice either.
this is a role for Lohan...she is a natural ginge, and she is as haggard and lived in as Harry...this could be her "Boys Don't Cry." And bitch could use the job. lol
Harry hasn't done anything mildly interesting yet to warrant a bio pic.
And he is not particularly sexy either niether is Rob. But it makes sense to have a lame duck play one.
Rupert Grint is too good for that.
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Submitted by BklynGirl on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:29am.
Maybe Rob for the role of Prince William? Not sayin its the perfect choice...but us Twihards can never resist an RPattz casting lol
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Maybe Rob for the role of Prince William? Not sayin its the perfect choice...but us Twihards can never resist an RPattz casting lol
Rojo, Rojo, Rojo!
Hopefully, the fuck NOT! That would be so wrong. Harry has a sweet, impish face, not the face of a serial killer.
Why don't they cast an actor instead?
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Submitted by pigger_than_life on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:02am.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 10/05/2009
Morning, dollie! Nice to see you here.
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It seems I only feel the need to post a comment when the magical forest is called into question.
Bring back the hot, Rob. Stop fucking the mullet and letting her suck the crazy hawtness from you!
I weep for my old Rob crush. WEEP!
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Hmm, yes I also think Rupert has some hotness potential and that he can age interestingly. Maybe the addition of a ginge stubble to his face could do it for him...
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katie s, i am very sorry, but you are a silly girl.
if anything, rupert grint is even HOTTER than hot ginge.
and he looks like he smells like a man.
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amberchella said ralph malph, and i could get behind that choice!
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i think, CLEARLY, if anyone is going to play hot ginge, rupert grint is the only, the only choice.
any other is absurd, and the person who makes that mistake should be fired.
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The shiney one ( gags ) looks like he may be borderline 'special' .. in the short bus way.
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I didn't like RPatz for Edward either - still think Ryan Phillippe would have made a better Edward, at least he has the "beautiful" going on. I can't even get through watching the Twilight movie because I can't stand the Edward in it. I don't get the "pretty boy" thing with him, he's not even good looking, never seems to comb his hair, and he could use a shower with some Lava soap.
RPattz could benefit from a good old fashion Silkwood scrub.
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Wonder what Ralph Malph is doing these days...
Simon Woods from Rome would be good. But I think this movie is stupid & offensive to Prince Hot Ginge. The plot is basically that the poor kid lost his mother in a tragic way but nobody really gives a fuck about him b/c he's not going to be king. I'm glad he got to be hotter than Wills. That boy lost the hot but fast.
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Not a fan of RPat, but Rupert grint is just plain ole FUG! he does not even come close to being hot. He looks like he smells of b.o.
Submitted by The Real Mean Girl on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:20am.
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MJT- Here's part three of the RPattz Fuck Brigade.
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If that means he'll go back to London and stop fucking the mullet, then by all means cast that boy as Prince Ginge!!
I think people just throw his name around to get publicity for their projects.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:12am.
HAHAHAHHA. There is my Rpattz backup. You are too funny!
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eddie redmayne should play him. he's a natural ginge.
I don't know which picture to lick first.
Grint as Harry and Pattinson as William. And an unknown named ISMU as the meat in that princey sammich.
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UNF! what a nice thing to wake up to. Ginge and Rpattz...*swoon*
yum yum.
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You've got to be shitting me??!!! I find the asshole of my cat more appealing than that RPattz thing. He always looks dirty.. smelly and probably has nasty cheese in his crevices.
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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:51am.
MK should really be in charge of casting this movie.
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yeah Angel -- pretty boy rpattz always looks dirty and smelly to me too.
Rupert Grint? No! He's not hot enough to play Prince Ginge. Not crazy about unicorn boy getting the role either -- don't think he'll look cute as a ginge but he'll bring in the big office box bucks.
I am so not into this RPattz guy. Mebbe if he was more manly and less dirty...like Zac, fer instance;p
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NOOOOOO! Who would be a good fit? R PATS is going to have to do a chola brow or something for me to be convinced of this shit.
MK should really be in charge of casting this movie.
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