Monday, October 5th 2009
How Fucking Adorable
This little clip of "Seth Green losing it on the set of a commercial" landed in my inbox, and even though it's probably faker than everything on Heidi Montag, it's still so cute! Seriously, I love it when little leprechauns throw adult-sized hissy fits. Maybe he'd be more menacing if he was standing on a phone book, but he isn't, so this shit is just precious.
Don't you just want to hug the angries right out of him? I bet if you squeeze him hard enough thousands of Lucky Charms (only the marshmallow ones) will shoot out of his tiny asshole. This should really be on Cute Overload.
This is even giving Christian Bale the "awwwws" in his heart.
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Chris Griffin is all I could think about.
Since when do they film the crafts service area?
I'm sure this is staged. And he's a pygmy.
"Put the muhfucka down...and gimme miiiines."
He looks really really short when he stands next to Joel on The Soup
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This has to be staged...right?
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I think he learned his "angry moves" from Teresa in the Jersey Real Housewives.
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Oh man. Everyone is calling him short and I'm even shorter. Now I feel super short!
*has melt down*
at least he fought someone his size...a folding table.
Well.. its sounds to me like 3 bags of his personal belongings were just robbed from the set while the security guard was not paying attention , which is a real pisser.
I understand his anger, and I have anger mgmt. issues too , I would be suing the production co; that allows your personal safety to be messed with.
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I met him at a SD Comic-Con once and he was nice (he was on the dealers' floor trolling for action figures to mutilate), so I guess we all have our good days and bad days. He is a mere slip of a thing, though - teeny tiny. Doesn't mean he can't get mad once in a while, though.
Poor little thing must have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed.
Poor lil' Seth Green. Getting angry over something sooo small - like him.
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Ha! this had to be called "when midgets attack". Jesus, I had no clue Seth Green was so tiny.
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It is interesting to note that Seth knew that he was "Pretty far from all right." Whatever event happened that triggered his tantrum was merely an 'event'. The outburst was based upon what Seth had it mean about and for him. It is the meanings, the misguided interpretations, that are placed upon mere events that trigger how a person responds to that event. Typically, a tantrum is based on a meaning that looks something like "This happened, so that mean's that 'I'm not (good, talented, respected, acknowledged, whatever) enough.". Seth is responding to his interpretation, not the event! Think of the times in your own life when you responded similarly to a mere event.
Your emotions are indicators of whether or not you are "All Right" and headed in the direction of what you want to experience or in the direction of what you do not want to experience.
Be mindful of the meanings you attach to your circumstance.
come on guys! he's short AND a red headed guy. That's like insult on top of injury. Let him have his tantrum. It's all he has in his little world.
That's all he's known in life is abuse. Cut the kid a break.
With that being said, Bale's tantrum > Seth's. It's not really a fair comparison though. You are talking a movie star of normal size vs a voice guy who is vertically challenged. Not a fair fight. GOOD FOR YOU SETH!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:55am.
hahahah...I think someone might be trying to tell you something. DESTINY! ;)
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If this were staged, I think it would be funnier and sharper -- and the the audio would have been better (although the whole thing made to look staged). This was just lame, unfunny and unmemorable, which leads me to believe he had a real pint-sized hissy fit. Bale's fit -- although horribly abusive -- was genius in its rage, excess and condescention from a "theater/drama" point-of-view.
(Edited for clarity -- I meant to write "if this were "staged" -- not "real" -- ugh, apologies.)
Hehehehehehehehh....I wouldn't be able to take that seriously.
Temper, temper Mr Green.
Mini-Bale.
Although to me he has always been the poor man's version of Pauli Shore (you can't get any more low-budget than that ha!)
He should feel grateful anyone still hire his ass.
Hopefully they fired him right after this tantrum.
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why is Seth Green haunting my day??????????
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LOL it looks real to me! I hope it is real. Even if it is, he will probably say it was for the cameras.
In other news he is so short! Way shorter than I realized.
Poor, little guy has Napolean Complex. His dick is probably 2 inches hard.
Awww. It's like watching the Travelosity gnome have a temper tantrum
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It goes to show you most of these actors are wimps!
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Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:13am
ITA - CB's rant is a classic. "Oooh, good for yoooou!"
"Why the f*** are you walking right through [the set] AAADADADADA like this in the background?!" hahaha, here's a link to the audio if you want to get your kicks hearing it again:
http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/020209_christianbale.mp3
Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:11am.
HE IS 5'4"
thats short for a female!
5'3.8" is the average height for an American woman ...5'9.4" is the average height for an American man though (5'10.4" for a white American man between the ages of 20-39). And since he's always standing around Hollywood types (who are generally taller than the average height) he definitely stands out. He would do okay with men in the Philippines though since the average height for men between 20-39 is 5'4.3". All in all though, he's had pretty good success being his height without taking roles dictated by his height (i.e. the short guy; he's usually just the guy).
Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:13am
ITA - CB's rant is a classic. "Oooh, good for yoooou!"
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short guys can be fun, you can be more aggressive than them when you're taller, you know fuck em then throw em out a window or up against a wall, pretty fun!
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:10am.
Um, how tall is this guy? I knew he was short, but damn, he looks tiny here.
He's supposed to be 5'4" (about 1,62 m)...
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...that is so adorable...he needs a nap...He gets so cranky without his nap.
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I am a huge fan of Christian Bale's hissy fit. Not so much for the fact that he was being rude to others but because it was so creative, so raw, so entertaining to listen to.
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ps why'd you think he worked with Mimi Me? lol
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HE IS 5'4"
thats short for a female!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Um, how tall is this guy? I knew he was short, but damn, he looks tiny here.
I could pick him up and give him bottle and that nap he needs so badly, man he is short
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
not real he was smiling; who cares hes a cutie!
Wonder why dude kept touching him after he told him to stop.
I didn't quite catch what he was pissed about. Two guys took his stuff? Was he robbed?
ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?! lmao....
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It would have been even cuter if he was wearing a pink bunny suit.
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Sooo fake. He clearly brushed up on all of the celeb temper tantrums of the last year. And who didn't know that table was getting flipped a la Teresa?
Once I *cough*met*cough* this very short guy and, well, I was nicely surprised by the lack of proportion of his... body part. There's something almost freakishly kinky about small men, plus you can just stick them in your purse and take them anywhere with you.
All this is just to say I would totally hit Seth Green.
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All these celebrities need a kick in the ass.....
would have like to see a few seconds earlier in the rant.
Sounds like he was ripped off, had stuff yanked right out of his hands and set security had their thumbs up their asses
Seth ain't a big guy, I imagine he could have felt that it could have gone down differently and he could have been hurt or worse
Set security (ie: big scary black dewd) was probably busy trying to score some white puthy
And is now trying to score a job
Someone needs a nap.
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How is it that he's my height, yet somehow seems so ridiculously short to me when I see him standing next to other people?
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Hmmmmm. It's possible. He is a red-head. We've been known to have tempers.