Monday, October 5th 2009
Levi Johnston Is Getting That Money One Nut At A Time
For some reason, Levi Johnston is in a commercial for pistachios with his bodyguard/manager/Palin-blocker Tank. When I think of nuts, I usually think of Cisco Adler or Courtney Love, but I guess Levi works? Tank better cover Levi's nuts at all times, because Sarah Palin is going to try to shoot them from her plane when she watches this shit.
And who needs protection while eating nuts anyway? The best part is when the peen slaps you in the eye! If you don't enjoy that shit, I guess you can use a tripod.
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lol applejones & speakit...that was funny! & I agree KT, I love him just because I hate Palin
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Submitted by applejones on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 5:29pm.
I'd hit it.
**Runs away**
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I hope you mean the body guard.
Well. Thank goodness he was wearing an "Alaska" T-shirt. I wouldn't have known who he was, otherwise.
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I'll so protect his nuts. I'll chipmunk that shit like there's no tomorrow. YumYumYummmmmmm
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"The more he pisses of that cunt Palin, the more I like him." ROFL!!! same here! i can't believe this guy's 15 minutes are still going though. and why in god's name does he need a bodyguard? seriously??
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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 12:52pm.
He is so having an "accident."
That Vanity Fair article was excruciatingly embarrassing to Sarah
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the vanity fair article was interesting if true...i kind of believe it...i loved the parts about sarah palin demanding taco bell, never reading newspapers or anything, todd palin drinking beer in the garage to get away from her, and her just generally being a cunt/bitch/non-mother in general
I chuckled AND I'd hit it.
**Runs away**
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When are this bitch's 15 minutes going to be up
He eats nuts with protection? He busts a nut with protection! I get it! Classy joke!
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Submitted by Crikey on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 1:26pm.
It's not a good sign for Levi that he has to wear an "Alaska" t-shirt so that people will even know who he is!
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He looks a lot like Jesse Metcalfe to me. With better eyebrows, but still.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 12:37pm.
Didn't he already bust a nut in Bristol?
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Ahahahaha...maybe so, but fersure it was not nearly as entertaining as you bustin' out the moves, babeeedoll, ahahahahahahahaha..*thunk*
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Is that tshirt so he can remember where he's from?
i'm slightly embarassed at how much of a crush i have on levi johnston. good christ is he ever cute.
still waiting for him to do gay porn.
If he was doing a commercial for nuts, there should have been mention of "my almost in-laws".
Who?
The more he pisses of that cunt Palin, the more I like him.
Submitted by StewieGriffin on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 1:35pm.
I'd hit it.
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I'm sure Sarah Palin would hit it, too. With a lead pipe.
I'd hit it.
This guy has a personality, whoa. Wonders never cease.
After two years with the Palin family, homeboy is an expert on nuts!
It's not a good sign for Levi that he has to wear an "Alaska" t-shirt so that people will even know who he is!
I don't know whether to be more shocked that he's in a commercial or that he has a bodyguard.
When is this idiot's 15 minutes gonna be up?
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Wasn't he supposed to be showing us his nuts in some mag? What's the hold up?
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He is so having an "accident."
That Vanity Fair article was excruciatingly embarrassing to Sarah.
make that money...black man has to get paid too...
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one of the worst ads I have seen in a long time...especially for something edible. BIG FAIL (regardless of who this twink is).
Country folk have not made it until they can hire a big ass black dude to bodyguard for them.
snowy, I don't know. They didn't keep Bristol from getting fat. :)
PS Check your MS.
I've always hated pistachios. they're like the retarded cousin in the nut family.
LMAO IG
are pistachios really low fat?
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Didn't he already bust a nut in Bristol?