The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 5th!

Just discovered off the coast of Southern California, the bottlenosed douchebag. - OurMissC

Runners-up:

Hannibal Lecter's Redneck Counterpart: "I ate his liver with lima beans and a nice Sweet Tea". - loozer

K-Fed was caught cheating on his diet when he was spotted behind 7-11 huffing taquito wrappers. - oggie168

Fart in a Jar: You're doing it wrong!! - WTFOMGLOL

VIA Eat Liver (Thanks Joe)

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by mydear on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:56pm.

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Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 9:55am.

Funny!!

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It was no wonder people needed God to talk to. No one else could stand it.

Submitted by NoAnjl on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 9:49am.

OurMissC - most excellent - congrats!

Congrats to oggie168, WTFOMGLOL and especially my loozer♥baby! They were all effin hysterical! LOL
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 9:24am.

awww thanks, but that comment was a joke.

was only for Snowy's comment in another
thread, that I found funny.

I am wondering if the canned fart thing really
works. LOL I need help.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 9:04am.

WTFOMGLOL ahahahahaah that was awesome!
OurMissC congrats!
looooooooooozah! ♥♥♥
oggie LMAO re KWellFed!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:38am.

Congrats you funny bastages!!! LMAO at WTFOMGLOL!!! (honarable mention to snowy!) STILLLLLLL!!!!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:37am.

LOOOOOZER!!! YAY!!! Congrats OurMissC, oggie168 & WTFOMGLOL!

Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:29am.

Every single pick had me rolling! Good job, funnay wieners!

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Lotus Flower

Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:28am.

Congrats to loozer, oggie168 and WTFOMGLOL! You guys are awesome and I am thrilled to be in your company. Thanks MK!

Submitted by loozer on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:15am.

Congrats OurMissC, Oggie & all them capital letters!
Thanks MK, ♥C-Word and Everybody!
Only on DListed can my Warped Mind bring accolades instead of scorn.

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Nights in white satin
Never reaching the end
E-Mails I've written
Never meaning to send

Submitted by Snoogle on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:15am.

Could we please get a new post MK?? I am tired of this Jon Gosselin looking douchebag huffing his own titty sweat.

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If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 7:52am.

Haha! Congrats you funny hos!

♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 7:56am.

Congrats to the winners!
When I first saw this photo, I actually thought it was Jon Gosselin in disguise!

Submitted by The C word on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 7:41am.

Congrats OurMissC!! WTG *loozer*, oggie168, and WTFOMGLOL!

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 6:52am.

on the next intervention episode...GLUE HUFFERS

Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 6:14am.

The dreaded sea creature: bottlenose dolt-phin.

Submitted by ospreyyouspray on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 4:33am.

When faced with Pig Fever, an aging MacGyver fancies himself up a homemade anti proof h1n1 ass mask.

Submitted by cephalopodunk on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 2:50am.

After the Ed Hardy t-shirts stopped working their magic, Jon took to huffing the cologne. Then everything was magic.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:57pm.

Right up until the end of his relationship with Jessica, Tony Romo tried everything he could think of to get over the smell of desperation.

♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:53pm.

The first 25 people get one of these free on opening night of the Showgirls remake.

Submitted by tastycar on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:18pm.

You would think Hailey's homemade bongs would be better given her experience.

Submitted by katdav on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:59pm.

Jon Gosselin rushed to emergency to remove Hailey's hillbilly bong after some cootchie sucking created a huge vacuum effect.

Submitted by AXE on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:00pm.

Dental Hoover Dam

Submitted by AXE on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:59pm.

I sure hope he doesn't start singing "Sit On My Face".

Submitted by AXE on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:56pm.

The Sleestack in that new Land of the Lost movie were really low budget.

Submitted by I need more cowbell on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:44pm.

Gas mask bought on ebay-priceless!

I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.

Submitted by Love.Of.Hot.Bub... on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:38pm.

Lamar Odom takes on the "Can You Survive Her Crotch Stench?" section of the Kardashian marriage application process.

*None Of This Will Matter When We're Famous Singers*

Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:24pm.

Fuckelupagus

Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:23pm.

Takes from the new show "How Long Can You Survive Lindsay's Panties?"

Submitted by karenski on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:06pm.

Jon:
I didn't take the stinkin' 200k...why would i, what with a wrestling deal in the works with sponsors fighting over me! My PR team has narrowed it down to two based on submitted taglines:

Sprite: "Slimin' Limon's Liver Sliver Silver Lining"
Forensic Examiners of America: "Chlamydia + Chloroform = Clandestination"

Submitted by Killer Ostrich on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:58pm.

"Ready for your exam Mrs. Duggar" -

Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:16pm.

The real way Levi Johnston protects himself while "eating" nuts.

Submitted by claresauntie on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:01pm.

Tryouts to be the new Sham-WOW! spokesman went horribly awry.

Submitted by rachface on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:59pm.

Hey Jon Gosselin, does this smell like formaldehyde to you?

Submitted by honeychile on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:47pm.

No, Jon. You can NOT snort the gatdam Ed Hardy t-shirt!

Submitted by oggie168 on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:33pm.

Douche Vader in Meth Wars: Revenge of the Redneck.

Submitted by oggie168 on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:23pm.

Jon Gosselin appeared on Larry King vehemently denying he engages in recreational drug use with homemade drug paraphernalia.

Submitted by GossipGrrl88 on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:21pm.

Looks like Jon Gosselin's working in Meth Brow's lab.

Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:17pm.

Maybe it's just me, but I'm not looking forward to CSI: San Fransisco.

Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:15pm.

Now, I'm not trying to point fingers or anything....all I know is this guy hasn't been seen since Tom Cruise found out those were Will Smith's panties in that bottle.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:09pm.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL OMG LMAO you better win!!!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton