Hot Slut Of The Week: Tengobaila
Birthday: Every day
Age: Forever young
Birth Name: Tengobaila Ailey Astaire Robbins Baryshnikov Fosse Graham Abdul
Original Date of HS of the Day: October 1, 2009
Claim to Fame: Tengobaila is a YouTube superstar who has uploaded hundreds of videos of her busting out moves and burning up her living room carpet. I seriously spent the better part of my weekend watching all over her mini-masterpieces completely sober. Who needs the good shit when you have Tengobaila's kicks and thrusts to take you higher. Yes, it's that serious.
Where is she now? Hopefully choreographing another glamorous ballet to an important piece of music (example: Lissette Melendez's "Together Forever").
Why is she HS of the Week? There is not enough time in our lives to list all the reasons, but below is reason enough. It's a clip of Tengobaila dancing to The Party's "In My Dreams." Yes, The Fucking Party from The Mickey Mouse Club. Tengobaila is single-handedly keeping their memory alive!
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Mira, is this the same wacky lady from my building that moonlights as a tantric sex partner?
well that tengobaila is sure working for that endorphins high , you go girl , whatever it takes for that high , there some of us like martini tengobaila likes to burn that carpet.
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Can you iimagine how hard she is to live with?
Jeeeezzz
I cringe when watching her dance moves. They all look the same to me. Though, the facial expressions are priceless.
However, she sort of gives off that "I will sleep with my son's friends" vibe... I mean, why is she glancing so seductively at the camera?
That said, I fear my mom could be doing the same exact dance moves in front of a camera if she, A. owned a video device, and B. Knows how to upload to the internet.
Like many posters before me, I think this woman is harmless and just having a good time.
If this is what keeps her happy and healthy, and prevents her from hitting strangers' kids in Walmart like others her age, then I can't begrudge her that.
"If you really loved dancing enough to bother making hundreds of videos and then foisting them on the public, wouldn't you at least bother to take dance lessons at some point? "
Or google the damn lyrics to the songs.
That annoys me. I wonder if she is the type that mumbles through songs you really like? Like don't fucking try to sing unless you KNOW know the lyrics. Hell, even if they sound like them. Sing "scuse me while I kiss this guy", I don't care! At least that sounds like it instead of "scuse me while munph uh stumph"
coiled-n-hissing , don't forget about Mama Loca and her freaking "Candy Bra." I went around singing that nuggety goodness for weeks.
"Don't you luv it? Don't you just LUUUVV it? It's my freaking candy bra!"
I Love this bitch!!!
yeh she is probably a lil embarassing at family gatherings but she's better than half the hos in the clubs these days. at least she's more moves than crotch grinding.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
I would have loved to watch her dancing, but was too distracted by the muppet mouth moves she was making trying to pretend to lipsync words she didn't know.
i love watching her vids! but,don't fuck with lisette melendez! her moves rule and her outifits are still in my closet unfortunatley.
What an injustice! Nobody has mentioned that this is a DOKKEN song that was bastardized into this nightmarish version.
*sigh*
worrrrrrrrrrrrrrk it gurrrrrrrrrrrl! im gonna go shimmy my milk makahs around in the house for everyone to see, in her honor!
Oh my GOD...The Party LIVES on!
I went to one of their concerts at a roller rink in Miami...it's been a fruitful life ever since...
This is that crazy old aunt we all have who drinks too much at the wedding reception and tries to dry hump while "gracefully" posing her withered, spotted hands.
I love this bitch. She is so happy! :)
good for her, dancing her little heart out! she has a great smile and she is having the time of her life (and she owes it all to you).
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OMG, I love this lady!! Whenever my husband goes away on business & I'm alone gittin my drank on, I like to watch her and giggle...she just doesn't give a shit & I love it!!!
Aw man she totally should've finished dancing to the Humpty Dance!!! Bitch has great taste in music:) I wore out my old cassette single of In My Dreams so I recently bought The Party on CD. Thank you eBay!
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Just another reason I love Dlisted. Who else but MK finds these little nuggets of video goodness? From the bizarre to the cute to the twisted, I can depend on finding the cream of the crop here. I mean...La Pequena? A treasure. And that black old lady who was drunkass and bitched up the cops in her apartment. Priceless. Maru the cat. I would never find all that crap on my own.
Then this shit. This goofy broad makes me smile. Really cuts a rug.
I"m sorry but this lady totally makes me smile. She is so fucking positive and has no shame. She let's her body takes over and has to be so unbelievably fearless to post these videos online. I hope she doesn't get a bunch of hateful comments from bitter D-listers on her comment board after this post. You guys want to tear down this harmless, hilarious and positive person because she loves sensible shoes and Chico's, yet you're so non-judgmental when a deadbeat father of 6 bastard children dies in a parking lot brawl at a strip-club. I don't get it.
Peace.
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210
I watched two, I'm in the phase of being really embarrassed for her. I started out like that with Phoebe too, now I love, love, love her!
i know where Jamiroquai gets his moves now.
Aw shit, you all are saying such nice things about her, I might have to break down and watch one of this crazy ho's videos, especially since she's rocking to Tina Marie!
The first time I saw her I felt embarrassed, like I had walked in on someone performing in front of their bathroom mirror, but after watching a few videos it all made perfect sense for some reason. I think she's great. She's not hurting anyone and she seems to be making some people happy. But the amount of videos she's uploaded does seem a bit excessive.
In My Dreams by The Party is seriously my FAVORITE song from the 90's! I can always count on you for bringing me back Michael :-) Appreciate!
Remember the good old days, before YouTube, when folks would dance in the privacy of their own bedrooms, and didn't feel the need to show it to the world?
Whatever. I can't hate on her; she ain't hurting anybody.
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MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs
I wonder if she has a teenager locked in the bathroom upstairs, drinking bleach.
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I shall call her Mama Je'e. Or Jo'e ~I.G.
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this slut does have a great jukebox.
i love Teena Marie's "Lovergirl"
Eh... she is no La Pequena that's for sure. She could learn a thing or two.
AWww. she makes me happy.
I'm just surprised at how nice the Youtube comments are. She's lucky.
http://www.youtube.com/user/GoldGunGirls#play/uploads
I guess there's not much to do in Latvia but eat cabbage and drink potato vodka...
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I watched a few of her videos and really tried to like her and appreciate the spirit in which she's making and sharing these videos, but I guess I'm too much of a bitch because she only ANNOYS me...those faces, those cheesy pose-y 80s dance moves...
I guess Youtube is where dashed hope and crushed dreams end up.
She got more moves than an epileptic at a rodeo. She's scary as shit and needs to quit masturbating...
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The joke is on me: I own the brown Naturalizer sandals featured in the first clip. And hey, screw you, I was eight months pregnant when I bought them! What's her excuse?
I won't hate on her either, though. Her dancing inspires me. I am going to get down in my living room tonight, just because of this craziness.
She has hips and boobs, but that one video looks like she's packing a lady ga-ga! Must be an artifact of filming.
Let's see, where can exhibitionistic yet mediocre dancers make good money....?
Maybe she could be the key talent in a cheese-wiz ad campaign.
I can't hate: she's loving life and dancing.
Dang, she is freestylin' dancing all over that floor! The 80's clearly were good to her.
Her face scares me though when she goes for the camera close-up.
If you really loved dancing enough to bother making hundreds of videos and then foisting them on the public, wouldn't you at least bother to take dance lessons at some point?
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Those are certainly some sensible sandals in the first video.
I think she wants to be a Solid Gold Dancer. She's definitely old enough to remember them.
Um...she's really starting to annoy me now. Those faces...those jerky movements....NOOOO!!!
I....Just....Can't....
You just know that she has 73425364736221 home-made sex videos in her hall closet under that Walt Disney World rain poncho. What?
On her Youtube channel the majority of comments are nice. I wonder if being featured on Dlisted is going to cause her to get some not so nice comments.
Mentally ill, obnoxious, and stupid is what I get out of this.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 3:08pm.
MUAH! It made me laugh out loud...and it pretty much sums up 85% of the posts on here ;)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
I saw these last week on Attack of the Show.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 3:07pm.
I'm sure she hears a lot of "Will you turn that shit off?!" from the neighbors.
LOL yea and I'm sure they hear "STFU I'm ON.THE.AIR. over here!!! "
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