Monday, October 5th 2009
Things That Exist: The Placenta Teddy Bear
Somewhere in the world, Martha Stewart is flicking at her nipples as punishment for not coming up with this herself! It's a gross thing!
Someone's mind did actually venture into the darkside and thought it would be a perfect idea to turn their placenta into a teddy bear. If a ho wants to turn her womb cake into a teddy bear, have at it, but she could at least use pieces of the umbilical cord to give it eyes and a smile! Because it kind of just looks like a boring bear made out of empanadas. Poor thing has the personality of a....well...of a dead placenta.
And now I won't be able to eat a delicious empanada without thinking that I might just be nibbling on deep fried placenta.
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LMAO!!! God damn it MK you've ruined empanadas for me for freaking life!!! grossssssssssss
This is beyond disgusting. Eat your placenta if you must or bury it in your backyard while dancing in the moonlight, but FFS don't make something out of it that others must look at. I don't want to look at your shit or piss or other bodily ooze. It's NOT ART!
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I totally dont understand....
Placenta is red and bloody and floppy and squidgy. How the hell do you sew it into a bear? Is it dehydrated like jerky?
mmmm placenta jerky. I guess those freaks that eat the placenta could keep some to eat for their kids 21st like ppl keep some wedding cake for their aniversary.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
no.
it...isn't.
no..way.
really??
fuk...nasty!
Just goes to prove what I've always said that there are people out there with way to much free fucking time on their hands.
What the hell is wrong with some people? I hate people who think they're edgy or hip, by making disgusting "art" like this.
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I Fuckin love you cabron!!! you just made me clap HObag!
What's the big deal? Don't act like you ladies haven't made finger paint art with your menstrual fluids.
So fucking disgusting
I saw a video where, after a home birth, a woman had her afterbirth fried up and she and her friends ate it.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
This is some sick, sick shit. Call me immature but I seriously just lost my appetite. For every kind of food not just empanadas.
That kind of reminds me in even more sickening way of some artist who would make gold sculptures of babies' first poop. To be more precise, some nuts rich people would hire this guy to create sculpture made out of pure gold and representing first ever poop produced by their offspring.
Did I read about it on Dlisted?
If you think the placenta bear is bad
This girl paints on her used maxi pads. http://www.uglyart.net/uglys/creations.php?cmd=products&prod_id=119
What a waste of food!
So ... this is what a placenta is? The last I saw one was ... well, when I was exiting my mom, at her insistence (tha beesh).
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Ewwww MK. I use to like empanadas until this post. *burning my abuela's 70 yr. old recipe*
That is not cute!
...a brand new dance called the Pee Wee Herman
Umbilical cords and belly buttons are FAR less tolerable with me, to be honest.
Show me a picture of a belly button, and I feel like passing out. This here is, eh, kind of gross.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
This is going to be what gives me nightmares tonight.
A lot of people bring their placenta home and plant a tree with the placenta under the tree. I didn't, but I'm just saying.
I kept the umbilical cord stumps that fell off of my kids belly buttons. They are just little, hard shriveled up things, and you wouldn't even know what they were unless I told you. But each kid has their own, in a little jar. It doesn't have a smell. Just looks like a small piece of plastic.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Finally something that makes bronze baby shoes less tacky...
Okay, we can all agree... THIS SHIT IS GROSS!
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Should I laugh or blow chunks? Maybe both?
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 5:13pm.
I framed my stuff cause I used to be a custom framer. I have framed some weird shit in my day but if someone walked in with this fuckery and wanted it shadowboxed I would freak.
BARF
At least these idiots didn't make it up into a pate and feed it to friends and family to celebrate their new arrival.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
WTF ever happened to scrap booking your piss sticks and ultra sound shots?
And where the hell do you "display" this fuckery?
On the coffee table when you meet your childs first date?
-Hi Tristian. Like the bear? That was Indigo Stardust's placenta.-
Seriously MONKEYS HAVE MORE SENSE!
~Tiny Fists of Irken Fury!~
dont these women watch PBS? you are suppose to eat the placenta not craft with it!
EEWWWWWWWWWWW!! WTF does the bear smell like? Did they have to dry the placenta before they could sew it? Are they actually going to preserve it for the child? Fuckin arts & craps.
I'm a lady myself, but everything placenta related it's fucking gross. I still have nightmares about the placenta sandwich MK posted a while ago. And don't get me started on new born- slippery - blood and junk covered babies! (hopefully when it's mine I wont feel the same)
Could have been worse, they could have used the cord blood to give the bear more color. Just saying.
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Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me SICK!
Submitted by justjane on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 4:21pm.
Do you just ask the ob to put the placenta in a "to go" bag, or what?
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Yup. They don't love it but they'll freeze it for you.
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Do you just ask the ob to put the placenta in a "to go" bag, or what?
I get saving cord blood, but not this...
raise your hand for whoever mentioned PLACENTA in OP!!! see where that led to!!! ((passes out))FOREVERRRR
Coma Caca!!
At least if it were a CUTE teddy bear. Lookit that! No cute button eyes or any thing.
*Gets teddy bear Edwin, and assures him this is just icky!*
...I'm a scientist even I find this despicable....
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this is fucking discusting!!!
--whenever i'm hungover and need to vomit i always picture the placenta sandwich..this will just make it quicker
This poses two questions:
1. WHO would be sick enough to want to do this with their placenta?
and
2. WHO THE FUCK agree'd to design and sew it?
That is fucking nasty. WTF is wrong with people?
meh.
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Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me SICK!
What did they do? Dunk it in that latex crap they use for that human sculpture show?
They should have put a tape measure next to it. I can't get a scope on the size of it. Either that, or it's a mighty big placenta.
Damn. Disturbing.
I love empanadas especially the Chilean style ones - they're baked.
WHO would do this? (rhetorical)
I just wanna be your Placenta Teddy Bear
Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere...
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Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 3:26pm.
Wrong on so many levels.
"They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love."
Off Topic: I recognize you sig line! It is from "The Women!" my all time favorite movie! I loved Sylvia Fowler (Ros Russell).
Sylvia to Edith: "You know how those creatures are! Babble, babble, babble! They don't care whose lives they ruin!"
They just don't make movies like that anymore.
ON TOPIC: Digusting fuckery.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
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You know, when I got up this morning, I really didn't anticipate this level of placenta talk today.
Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 3:29pm.
Wow, the amount of grossness on here today simply BOGGLES the MIND. First gross infested bagina and now THIS FUCKERY!!!1!
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infested bagina? *scrolls down page*
At least she didn't make a jump rope out of the umbilical cord.