Bronx Mowgli's Father Shaved His Head
At last night's Blink 182/Fall Out Boy show at MSG in NYC, Pete Wentz declared that it was "THE DEATH OF THE EMO HAIRCUT" and let Mark Hoppus cut his hair off on stage. All together now: "He should've cut off his head instead!"
While I am happy for Pete's hairline since it probably hasn't seen the light of anything for a long ass time, his new shaved head really isn't the look. Before, he looked like a slow orangutan with an Emo wig, and now he just looks like a slow orangutan.
Pete did good by taking a machete to the emo haircut, but he should have backed away from the clippers and skipped towards the dread wax. Remember when Pete had dreadlocks:
I mean, Pete with hairy penises all over his head just made sense!
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I like pete wentz and I think his emo hair was sexy. He may say emo hair is dead but the emos won't let it. only thing bad is that he's married to a hooker, PETE WENTZ IS A SEXYYYYYY BEAST!!!
Too bad he didn't take his head off with a machete. Now that is something I would rejoice over.
Less hair-still a douche-
~Tiny Fists of Irken Fury!~
hes so into himself...lame pic,dood.
Ugly with . . . ugly without . . . meh
Well at least he couldn't get any more unattractive.
It's all about hats now, anyway.
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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Well, if HE declared the emo haircut is dead, LET IT BE SO. God, let it be so.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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Trolling Troglodyte is what i used to think of!
"I mean, Pete with hairy penises all over his head just made sense!"
um... you haven't been getting very good penises if that reminded you of them. jus' sayin'
A couple of weeks ago that barf-bucket let his pants fall down to his ankles onstage.
He'll do ANYTHING for attention.
That's the theory of evolution right there. Looks like a fucking chimp.
He just oozes grossness, enough to supply the entire world with grossness forever.
he looks like his breath smells and he never showers.
ick
kitties <3
He's still a raging putz.
Uh, does anyone else think he looks like Fred Savage here?
Dear Pete,
Bald, dreads, Emo, whatever. You are still a little douche who married Asslee to hide the fact you like boyz. You are not attractive, talented or hot, and your head is way too big for your puny little body. DIE, DWARF!
Love, Sugaroo ♥
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Moo!
I always thought he was harmless douchey since I don't subject myself to his music and don't care, but then he married that idiot Simpson and he became a laughing stock definitely worthy of major derision.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
We call those shit dreds where I'm from...yep...
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Pete will always look like Lacey Chabert to me.
oh how rebellious and outrageous... 70s punks aint got shit on you, Pete.
Not that mallpunk bothers me - it's the claim to be different and cool and alternative that does.
Not helping. He's still douchey, and married to HER. Eww.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Ras Trent! Jah Rastafarianism!
Hair or no hair, he's still a douche.
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“Your prophecies of doom only incite me more.” --Brian Kinney
MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs
*quietly leaves thread*
Next time go for full decapitation. THAT'S the look for you, Douche-Deluxe.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 5:30pm.
I tried to introduce her to some new music, and she didn't like it. Haha
Maybe hopefully one day she'll grow out of it...
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Wow, he is one ugly little monkey.
i agree about his lips being permanently pursed, i guess the emo hair is dead but douche lip pout and guyliner are still in full effect.
I've never liked this twat.
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"You can't trust a ho as soon as they start covering their body parts with that Ed Hardy fuckery."
This man is a douchebag of epic proportions!
Still, he's my ultimate hate fuck.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 5:28pm.
You know...I'm not a prude, but some things need to remain confidential between two people. I'm sure Pete was just using that story to emphasize to his "crazy" (most likely boring) lifestyle and otherwise lackluster sex life.
Between he and Ashlee, his hand probably gets the most action than both of them do.
YOU'RE SO SHOCKING AND OUTRAGEOUS PETE. ZOMG.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Jesus! At least the hair hid the ugly.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 5:27pm
the answer for your sister's well being is in your statement... introduce her to TOOL!!LOL!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
I've decided that he is a douche when last year he announced to the whole world that his new wife Ashlee lets him do anal. I really think some intimate things between a husband and wife are not for public knowledge.
Yoko Ono was doing this shit 49 years ago. Tosser poser douche.
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
Still a douche. Next!
Is it just me, or does it seem like the bassist in all of these silly pop punk groups is always the biggest attention whore?
Sadly, I have a fifteen year old sister who listens to Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, and Avenged Sevenfold...all the bassists seem like the biggest tools in the band.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
lol on "Who gives a crap?"
The problem is he is just straight up UGLY. His HEAD is ridiculously LARGE for his little girly body.
so, he got a haircut on stage in the middle of a show?... well, that outta add to the musical integrity...i'm sure it was just a chilling moment for his fans. except for the one that has to exist that's over 12 years old... by the way, that one fan.. fuck your horrible taste in music
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
His lips are permanently pursed.
I guess the old wife's tale of "if you keep making that face, it'll stay that way" is true after all.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Who gives a crap?
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"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
try again
Ick. Nast. There is no cure.
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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Not a pretty picture.....
FUG either way you style it.
Slow orangutan is the most accurate description indeed.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
Tick tock Pete, tick tock...your time to cling onto pop culture relevancy (and a subsequent reality show) is running out.
is there anything more damaging to your ears than a Blink 182/Fall Out Boy tour? yuk
He looks much better, and in the bottom picture, it pains me to say, but I'd hit it. That picture is however ANCIENT.
As he got older, his face just grew weirder. You know how when you were a kid and you'd stuff about a quarter of orange peel in your mouth? Well that's what his face looks like now.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
he looks so fucking in love with himself in the black and white picture...
he is icky, no matter what hairstyle.
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I see right through you
I walk right through you
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What a waste of sperm....
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