Roxanne, You Don't Have To Wear That Dress Tonight (Because It Shows Your Tuck)
In that picture above, the only thing Alex Reid is thinking about is how he can't wait to get home, rip that dress off of Katie Price's body, slip those shoes off and then put them on himself so he can sashay around like he's LIP-SYNCHING FOR HIS LIFE on RuPaul's Drag Race! According to The Sun, Katie Price's latest fuck time partner just loves the feeling of satin against his rotten orange butt skin and lace over his raisin nipples.
A source said that Alex confessed to Katie that he has been cross-dressing under the name of Roxanne ever since he was 16 and he's not about to stop. Alex goes all out when he becomes Roxanne. Dude tucks his jerky dick into a pair of pantyhose, puts on a sparkly dress, slaps on a wig and sprays a shit load of make-up on his face. And he probably looks hotter than Brooke Hogan after he does it.
Since Katie is an "anything goes" kind of whore, she's fine with Alex wearing her dresses and she's even bought him a pair of high heels. The source went on to say that Katie can't wait to meet Roxanne. Make that two of us!
I'm beginning to like this Alex/Roxanne bitch! Yes, Alex has a face that only Harvey's fist could love, but the ladydude sounds he's down for a good time. I mean, he's a cage fighter by day, and a cage dancer in stilettos by night! Wurk it, GURL!
Somewhere in the world, Peter Andre is making a sad face while wearing a sequined gown, because if he only knew that Katie was fine with dicks in dresses......
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I bet you that if he dressed in drag, some stoned and visually impaired frat boys would hit it.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
THAT face as a woman? Nah....
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I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!
I've said this once and I'll say it again Katie Price is into str8 bottom boys cause she love's to strap one on more than getting it up the cooch..she's a female-to-male anilingus kind of girl I can tell...she loves being the one in control with her relationships etc etc...you can tell she does have sex with her gay-like partners unlike Kate and Tommy who haven't even seen each other naked before but she just likes to turns the table around...Reading about this Peter must really miss bumping bholes with Katie while wearing her dresses,he must be devastated..
Ha! Ha! I knew it! Those overly macho wrestlers are nothing but DL peen-partners! Why else would they be grinding all up on another guy, while getting hit at the same time? They call it sports; I call it sessy time! MMM!
And she just keeps sinking to new lows. Peter Andre must be laughing his ass off.
Those jeans showcase his package. Unsettling.
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"You can't trust a ho as soon as they start covering their body parts with that Ed Hardy fuckery."
She used to be ok looking but damn WTF happened?
too much collegan and orange tanning shit.
her face looks old and used up.
she's gonna go turn tricks again somewhere it looks like.
EEEkks!
*smooch*@urmomma:
So, what is up with this picture? Did she knock him out and then dress in her victory outfit?
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
If it wasn't for her nasty fake tits she'd be so hot
You could do just about anything with her hair and that face would shine thru
But those glowing neon, future toxic spill tits steal the attention of just how pretty she is
Not sure on what to comment. so many things at once. but I'll stick to one thing. WTH with that damn sweater!!!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 7:55am.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXANNE! You don't have to put on the RED LIGHT! ROXXXXXXAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNE! You don't have to put on the RED LIGHT!
*ahem* excuse me.
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Excuse what??!! I was totally singing back up!
*and it sounded wonderful!*
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Does he have a case of T-rex arms, too?
He is uglay as a man, I can't imagine him as a woman. Blech.
*picks self off floor* No way!
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It was no wonder people needed God to talk to. No one else could stand it.
It's always the most masculine men who are into cross-dressing.
I am totally supportive of a man dressing up in women's clothing, etc., but it always unnerves me when I see it.
It's one of those things that you're supposed to be open-minded about seeing in public, but still have trouble with. The way some people are about breastfeeding. There's no rational argument against it, but it still bothers some people.
(I'm pro-BFing, but I understand why it makes people squeamish.)
The Wild, Wild World of Katie Price.
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The purpose of existence is to maintain its purposelessness.
I'm sorry, but her legs aren't really that nice. They're kind of spaced apart at the top (insert obvious Jordan sex joke here), and they make her look 5 lbs. overdue for a sandwich with the works.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." [Mrs. Kravitz of dlisted.com]
Darwin's missing link
Is she still w/Geico Caveman? SURPRISED!!
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:34am.
ew. ;)
I think if her boobs weren't SO fake and she left off layers 100-500 of her makeup I'd agree with you. She does have really nice legs.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
When Jordan was blonde she was totally Jack's type, LMAO
ok she does have great legs
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
He should set up a play date with Oscar De La Hoya.
MJT - lol... not the cross dresser, no. I've always thought Katie-Jordan-wtfeverhernameis is hot... STEP OFF HATERZ!! LOL
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:12am.
JACK! are you telling me you find this scary thing attractive?!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
She is revolting. I do want them to reproduce though, because their Baby Quasimodo would be fascinating.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
he's just going to look like jordan's older sister if he dresses in drag....wait a minute, now i get why he's with her....
She's got great legs but they don't compensate for the rest of her fug. Guess what, ho? When you have watermelon size titties, you can't wear your daughter's toddler sized shirt.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 7:55am.
Hahahahaa! I think you mean ORANGE light.
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Lotus Flower
He looks like a slow talker.
"Hel-lo. My name is Alex. I have an ouchie."
NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!!!!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Someone must post a pic of this cage fighter in drag!
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Resistance is Futile!
I am SOOOOO into face band-aids.
yeah he can't wait to rip the dress off and slide all the way to Timbuktu off his sweat and her greasy body.
Thanks a lot, hos - now I've got that damn song stuck in my head.
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOXANNE!"
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“Your prophecies of doom only incite me more.” --Brian Kinney
MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs
Does she get dating advice from Liza?
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Nights in white satin
Never reaching the end
E-Mails I've written
Never meaning to send
I always think Stang sounds like he is coughing up hairballs when he sings 'Roooooxane'. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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Nights in white satin
Never reaching the end
E-Mails I've written
Never meaning to send
@ Angel: I can hear you singing all the way over here! Good morning, slut!
So that explains why his shirt is all sweaty -- he can't wait to get home and slip into something more sexay.
And Jordan's massive titty balls look like they make squeaky sounds.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXANNE! You don't have to put on the RED LIGHT! ROXXXXXXAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNE! You don't have to put on the RED LIGHT!
*ahem* excuse me.
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Even in drag, I bet he still looks more like a natural woman than Katie/Jordan.
boo hoo i'm so surprised
he's gay because his mom and dad were probably cousins
inbred looking freak