Tuesday, October 6th 2009
All Hail Nancy Grace!
Whatever was left of Jon Gosselin's nutsack is now gone thanks to my hero Nancy Grace. On The Insider last night, Nancy Grace destroyed Jon with her signature shank eye and words of cuntness. Even Jon's precious rhinestone studs stopped sparkling in the light, because Nancy Grace killed them! Yes, Nancy can suck the sparkle out of a gem. I am always in awe of her "ball-killing" powers.
Jon might not have any huevos anymore (AGAIN!), but Nancy Grace did rip him a brand new shiny asshole, so he can have a little fun with that. I'm sure Ed Hardy will custom make him a butt plug for his new b-hole.
And don't even think about the kinky things Kate Gosselin and her possum head are doing while watching this shit. This is like porn for Kate.
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While it was fun to watch Nancy Grace attack Jon Gosselin....please do not think she is a journalist. She is not. She is a TV personality who used to be an assistant District Attorney. Don't forget she feels no responsiblility for the suicide of Melinda Duckett a couple of years ago. After being mercilessly grilled about her missing child, Duckett committed suicide within 24 hours of her interview with Grace.
I had to watch this shit again, how fucking perfect is this? You've got Nancy Grace, queen cunt, the black chick from Reno 911 (WTF) and some hot guy vs. Jon Gosselin and his douchey lawyer.
That show was the most boring tedious useless shiz I had ever seen in my life. Finally something interesting to watch is these fame whores being bit in the ass. First they pollute our minds with wretched magazine covers of their mediocrity and ridiculous haircuts then we had to be subjected to Ed Farty t shirts and now they have to be on every stupid TV show. Hope fully Nancy Grace scared the crap out of Jon and they will just disappear.
PS TLC probably is paying them to fight! We are all just pawns in the most banal tacky useless stupid vapid people's lives of the century.The last laugh is on us. Please God make them and all reality shows disappear. I would take Armageddon over this crapola.
HAHA!! I love Nancy Grace after this. This goes straight to my youtube favourites
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Nancy Grace Rules!
I watch her every night, and while she annoys me quite a bit, she ALWAYS gets the GOODS!!!!
Kudos, Nancy!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Nancy Grace FTW!
I have an ex who looks exactly like this Fartbag (and also a fartbag himself) and everytime I feel the urge to build bridges with him I just need to google Jon's picture and have that urge KILLED when a picture of him with Ed Hardy T-Shirt pops out.
So in that sense, yay for Jon Gosselin and his douchiness.
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True story-I never liked Nancy Grace and never got her appeal. I like her now-yeah, she's a bit off and dramatic and the way her show goes to commercial out of no where always leaves me feeling like I missed the cue, but after this, she should be the Hot Slut of the YEAR!
Thank you Nancy for asking that dumb ass what the rest of the world has been screaming at his puffy face. When she told him he couldn't jump from 22 yr old to 22 yr old then say he wants to work on things she said all that needed to be said.
Jon, your kids are going to one day (soon) know about all of the shit you did to their mom-not because of her, not because of tabloids and blogs, but because you are just to fucking stupid to shut the fuck up already. Great-you like being used by young girls to further THEIR career-whoopty fucking doo-but stop dancing around in the spot light with your 'look at me-I'm a dad' bullshit. A real father wouldn't be parading his mid life crisis all over the planet, embarrassing himself and his children. A real father would not pull the plug on the family's income only AFTER he was kicked off the show. A real father would not play the wounded victim, reminding everyone at every chance that he was spineless and passive-and don't fool yourself. You are STILL Spineless and Passive-but instead of being controlled by the mother of your kids (who are going to hate you when this is all over-btw) you are being controlled by your idiot lawyers, your fame hungry whores and your ill advised 'friends'. When this is over and you have no family, no money and people feel embarrassed for you when your name is mentioned, how many of those people telling you what to do today will be there? Dumb ass.
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This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen. All parties involved (Nancy, Jon, Kate, people taking sides) are horrible excuses for human beings. There's no excuse for this crap. The only people who are entitled to berate Jon and Kate are the kids. The rest of us need to ignore the sensationalism so they will disappear.
...Nancy Grace has BALLS!...could we please see her rip Kate next?...
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"All I wanna do is get chinese and go home and watch the midgets" - Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
FUCK YES NANCY GRACE CUTTING JON TO THE FUCKING BONE! JON GOT SERVED!
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
i have a love/hate relationship with nancy grace but you gotta love how she doesn't ask all the pussy questions and goes straight for the jugular...
PWNED.
I like Nancy Grace.
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Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
MK - you know I love you, but I hate these Gosselin people and I know nothing about them except that you post about them 1-3X/day. WTF? Hell, I can't even stand the kids. Please do me a teensy favor and every time you feel the urge to post about Jon and Kate, please just post this clip instead. I would gladly watch it 1-3X/day. Thanks
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Watching this made my day. Nancy Grace is brilliant. Love the "why is it always about you?" with her classic snarl on her face. She just tore him a new one!
Grill Kate as well Nancy!!!!! She is playing "the mother of the year"/ victim. It takes 2 to break up a marraige. The only victims in all this is the kids. The parents are so self absorbed in themselves and playing the victims.
I'm slightly disappointed. I wouldn't call this "ripping him a new asshole," though I'm happy she put him in his place much more than other (so-called) reporters!
I though Jon was trying not to be passive anymore.... I would say Nancy Grace proved that wrong. No wonder he couldn't get his wife pregnant the old fashioned way - he's got absolutely nothing below the belt.
Nancy Grace for hot slut of the year!
While he was stammering about actions speaking louder than words she should've asked him why he's acting like a 15 yr old who just discovered vagina.
I love Nancy Grace. Shrill voice and all.
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RE: Submitted by Bo on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 12:31pm.
Nancy wasn't on her show last night because "her mother was in the hospital?" Guess The Insider was a better bet.
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UMMM...THE INSIDER WAS PREVIOUSLY TAPED. IT'S NOT A LIVE SHOW EINSTEIN!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
I barely know who these people are but Nancy Grace verbally bitchslapped this man. I cringed when she said, "Why is it always about you?". Priceless.
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"Put the muhfucka down...and gimme miiiines."
Let's see her do the same thing to Kate! That cunt deserves it too!
This is why Nancy Grace is the best journalist there is...she doesn't give a fuck and won't lick on anyone's taint. And that is I love her long time.
P.S...Who ever said (and I'm paraphrasing...I think...) "testifying like Harlem church choir" - HILARIOUS...I just about spit my coffee out!
I am in awe. I can only hope to be 1/8th of the cunt that Nancy Grace is one day.
I know that Nancy can be a little annoying (okay, a huge BITCH), but you have to admire the way she tore Jon apart so easily. These type of famewhores are the worst, and he's getting exactly what he deserves. He (and Kate) wanted their lives under a microscope, and now that it's backfiring, he's doing everything he can to stay in the limelight? What planet does he spend most of his time on?
Nancy definitely took him to town and as they say in law, put him "on notice" that his behavior is unacceptable. I'm glad someone finally said what so many of us want to say like idiots like this: it's not about you anymore, douchebag, so shut the fuck up and deal with it!
Nancy Grace is awesome. Her fiance was robbed/murdered way back and it inspired her to go into law. She is one tough bitch!!! Jon had it coming (he is a massive jerk/tool), Kate should get it from Nancy next.
Wow! Nancy was spot on! After watching that clip I was left with my jaw hangin'. Whew, she ripped Jon a new one! Next she needs to get Kate on the show and also tear into her because she tries to paint herself as a martyr and mother of the year. Her kids won't have money for food...not true.
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Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
R.I.P. my baby dog (avatar).
That was awesome! Now Nancy needs to take on Kate.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Submitted by Soy on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 1:55pm.
I usually dislike Nancy Grace's reporting and interviewing style, but wow."
Took the words right of my mouth. Especially as Jon kept dribbling "Actions speak louder than words." Yes, asshat, and your antics testify like a Harlem church choir about your doucheness.
And when Miss Niecy gets involved, there will be no more mayhem & foolishness! I'm surprised he had the nerve to show up for that kind of death panel.
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"You can't trust a ho as soon as they start covering their body parts with that Ed Hardy fuckery."
DrLillian Glass body language expert says Kate shows signs on deception and crocodile tears.
http://drlillianglassbodylanguageblog.wordpress.com/2009/10/06/kate-goss...
DrLillian Glass body language expert says Kate shows signs on deception and crocodile tears.
http://drlillianglassbodylanguageblog.wordpress.com/2009/10/06/kate-goss...
I usually dislike Nancy Grace's reporting and interviewing style, but wow. You go, Glen Coco.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
OWNED! Now the Today Show needs to learn from this and stop licking Kate's ass.
"Why is this always about you?"
OH FUCK!!! Yes Nancy Yes.
Seriously, Jon is Corky from Life Goes On. He has this cross between William Hung and Corky. Maybe being on her show will get him to kill himself, she's good at getting people to do that.
One can only hope!
I'm usually turned off by people like her but I love Nancy Grace. She cuts the shit.
i think i just popped a nancy grace boner.
I guess the rest of Nancy's coven was backstage, eh?
Jon makes that way too easy for Nancy Grace to do that to him...but it was still spectacular to witness.
Nancy Grace both frightens and fascinates me. I also like to tune in and see what kind of wardrobe disaster she'll have on.
I really want to send her one of those Edible Arrangement fruit baskets for the way she ripped up Jon Fartelin.
Submitted by MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 12:42pm.
He looks like he has a mild case of Downs Syndrome. Has this been confirmed?
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Hahah. I know I shouldn't laugh but, hahahaha.
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I love how Nancy Grace has the ability to fist douchebags like Jon with her words. Not to mention it happened in front of one of our former hot sluts of the day Niecy Nash!! Sweet!!
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 10:59am.
Wish Judge Judy was part of this~!
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OMG! I broke out in goosebumps at the thought. I think my head would explode if that ever happened. They need to bring Jon and Kate in front of JJ and NG. That...would...be...AWESOME!!!!!
I'm glad she called him out and I know she would've said the same thing to Kate if she dared to step into the ring with Nancy Grace. If they care about their kids SO MUCH, then why are they on TV every second to tear each other down? Why didn't they stop the show/request a break when they saw that the marriage was in trouble to work it out to keep the marriage together or peacefully divorce? The two of them make me sick.
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
He looks like he has a mild case of Downs Syndrome. Has this been confirmed?
CPS needs to take these kids away!
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
Submitted by Bo on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 12:31pm.
Nancy wasn't on her show last night because "her mother was in the hospital?" Guess The Insider was a better bet.
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I was thinking the same thing, but I got the impression from The Insider that the show had been pre-taped at an earlier time. Meh, I'd probably lie about a sick mom to have a chance to cut d-bag Jon with my words.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
I grew up in the south and knew ladies like Grace. The kind that says something super mean about someone then says, "Bless her heart" at the end to soften the blow. "She's a big ol' fat thing, bless her heart".