Tuesday, October 6th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By The Three Wolf Moon Tattoo

The Three Wolf Moon tattoo is even more magical and mystical than the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt. I'm sure it can make vaginas disappear from the room in a flash.

And I guess I have to nix my plans to get a Three Wolf Moon tattoo on my ass. Actually, it was just going to be three howling wolves since I've been told that my no-no looks just like a moon. Well, a moon that has been attacked by several atomic bombs.

VIA Reddit (Thanks Cherrybombed)

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speakit's picture

Share my joy: I received the Silver Pinnacle Award today at my j.o.b.

I'd buy drinks but um.. it was just a plaque not a cash award.

Clarisse's picture

for you allllllllll....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBFLJrltjdM&feature=channel

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I want to live till I die no more no less.

kokoskitten's picture

FUCK OFF MYDEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kokoskitten's picture

*********knocks on monitor**********

"helllloooooo...anyone here?"

***hears voice echoing and go pours more boxed wine***

Chocoagogo's picture

I thought I'd share with you all this link for hooker shoes...it has an alarm system to fight of attackers, gps in case your ass goes missing, and access to a database to share with fellow hookers who the bad clients are.
I think Shauna Sand needs to upgrade her shoe game from lucite to these gems right here!!
http://www.thetoyzone.com/2009/blog/21-shoes-that-every-geek-would-love/
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kokoskitten's picture

eeehhh it's 11% alcohol (i've seen some as high as 14%) but it equals close to 7 bottles o'wine...all for about 10 bucks...so that's my excuse when mr.koko come homes drunk from his stint as a bartender and asks me what i'm doing --i always put on innocent face and say "what i'm saving us money"....

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 6:50pm.

if it has a high percent of alcohol in it, i'm down for tryin'!

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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."

kokoskitten's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 6:33pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 6:29pm

heehee!... i've had good wine, i've had bad wine, i've had cheap wine, but i've never tried boxed wine.. any good?
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honestly...i used to work in a restaraunt (sp?) YEARS ago where we had good wine and we always had to do "tastings" and learn to describe it as oak flavored, apple, wood blah blah--all those BS terms and wine almost always tastes similar to me (i guess i have no taste)...so yeah boxed wine tastes fine/good (?) to me...i'm definetly on a budget (still crossing fingers for never to appear birthday check) so it works for me...

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

so, you guy's have been talking about obscure tattoos and piercings?... eeeewwww!

i have never done either, but my wife has a 'lil cute tat

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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 6:29pm

heehee!... i've had good wine, i've had bad wine, i've had cheap wine, but i've never tried boxed wine.. any good?

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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."

kokoskitten's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 6:23pm.
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***pops afternoon beta blocker/fake anti anxiety pill, opens BOX of wine (trying to save money), waits for nancy grace "exclusive" interview with ronald cummings about impending divorce to misty croslin and high fives/clinks glasses with ESE**********

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 6:07pm.
yeah this part of the day always frustrates me...everyone not on pacific standard time seems to abandon the open post until night crew comes on...

*tiptoes in*.. *quietly opens bar*.. waves hi to all*.. ssshhh!.. i for one, am not here yet, i have to read through

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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."

M.E.'s picture

OMG!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA! I just caught my boss playing around on FB!! HAHAHAH!!!

kokoskitten's picture

yeah this part of the day always frustrates me...everyone not on pacific standard time seems to abandon the open post until night crew comes on...

Chirio's picture

Yawns

Coma Caca!!

M.E.'s picture

JJack - this is considered "Dead Time"

JustJack's picture

*cues crickets*

JustJack's picture

Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 4:27pm.
Nope, pokes jack. Snowy is that you in your avie?
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*taps foot*

is it you???

♦♦♦♦

did we get an answer to this yet?

M.E.'s picture

TEE - a little gravel never hurt anyone! DO IT!

TEE's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 5:01pm.

Thanks! I'd totally eat pavement with those things! LOL!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

jack, if you come back, your balls are safe because the cable guy WAS cute.

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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu

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TEE's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 4:49pm.

Please post link if you have it :) - hope the school doesnt freak out (catholic school) hahhaaaha I talked to my oldest about dressing that way and she just laughed at me. if the mothers at the school weren't such prudes id ask them to join my army!

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M.E.

I hate bitches like that....

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xxyxz - I blurted out "OMG! I found the Wonder Woman costume! Boots included!!"

And she pipes up "Well, they're not actually boots, it's a material you put over your shoes that goes up your leg to look like boots."

UGH! Bitch, are you even looking at the website I am on, NO! The sell the fucking boots.

*slams door*

xxyxz's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 4:46pm.
OMG! I want to scream at my bookkeeper STFU!!! She has to have the last GD WORD, ALWAYS!

Don't let her!

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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 4:46pm.
I'm out bitches... kids are about to get out of school

doesn't anybody say "i gotta take a shit" anymore?

+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

M.E.'s picture

TEE! DO IT DO IT!! One of the websites I was just on has the KISS boots, flames and all!

kokoskitten's picture

Submitted by TEE on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 4:37pm.
question regarding costumes: This year my kids school is asking that the parents and staff dress up in 70's theme, I dont want to wear fucking bell bottoms n shiz, do you think it would be weird for a chick (im 27- still consider myself a chick) to dress up as a member of KISS?
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i dressed up like a KISS boy scout (yeah i don't get it either) one year in HS (it was 1995)...i loved it but it further secured my angry goth girl reputation (as i've said a million times i was NEVER goth--i just always, and still do dye my hair black, and never tan)...although many many years ago i made a few hot topic purchases ***questions authenticity of goth claims and runs and hides****

xxyxz's picture

Damn TYPOS! Grr. y'all know what I mean

xxyxz's picture

I'm out bitches... kids are about to get out of school

M.E.'s picture

OMG! I want to scream at my bookkeeper STFU!!! She has to have the last GD WORD, ALWAYS!

TEE's picture

Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 4:39pm.

Ha ha - I will but still need to decide whether i be the star child or catman... decisions decisions... lol

jack-n-the-hat's picture

I'm out... gotta a 5pm meeting with the boss... dun duhn duhn!!!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!

snowpiece's picture

lmfao at Jack for like 5 different things!!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

xxyxz's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 4:42pm.

awww. you are special

you're so speacial.. I'll call you special ED!

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Snowy - I bet your dad at least has sessy knees!!!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!

snowpiece's picture

xxy um yeah yeah it is. Lolol

Shhh it's Cat Deely from So You Think You can dance

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

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Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 4:40pm

One year I put on a pink leotard (SHUT IT SNOWY!) and strapped a tennis shoe to my head and went as a piece of gum on the bottom of my shoe... i know, lame. But the leotard made me feel ever so special.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!

snowpiece's picture

ha ha Jack i wish I had had a dad like you
awwwwwwwwww

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

xxyxz's picture

Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 4:27pm.
Nope, pokes jack. Snowy is that you in your avie?
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

*taps foot*

is it you???

Flatbush Hooker IS BACK's picture

I'm going to stereotype party
so I need something original....everyones goings as terrorists
or guidos

Maybe I should do chola from the Bronx

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Team Plain ol Sooookeeehhh

xxyxz's picture

TEE

do it :)

jack-n-the-hat's picture

See ya JJack....

LMAO at snowy - I grounded her LAST NIGHT from her cell phone... she called me after school today (she NEVER calls me at work) and started going "so, how's your day, daddy" I said WTH do you want.... then she mumbled uh um uh um and I said I KNOW YOU ARE NOT CALLING ABOUT YOUR CELL PHONE!!! and she said, "uh no... okay, talk to you later"... she's real bright.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!

TEE's picture

question regarding costumes: This year my kids school is asking that the parents and staff dress up in 70's theme, I dont want to wear fucking bell bottoms n shiz, do you think it would be weird for a chick (im 27- still consider myself a chick) to dress up as a member of KISS?

snowpiece's picture

OMGaaaawd dad Shut UP
how embarassing!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

JustJack's picture

XX, just teasing! I am off to lunch. Enjoy

snowpiece's picture

xxy look at the Nancy grace Jon gosslin video
out of the blue NN is there saying the kids need therapy lol

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

xxyxz's picture

Jjack

*hangs HEAD*

sorry.... I have a headache today

really bad