Tuesday, October 6th 2009

Trophy Hos Stick Together

At last night's after-party for Good Hair in NYC, CoCo and fellow rapper fucker Amber Rose popped their triple-platinum asses out in unison making everyone's nalgas in the room immediately deflate. There's really only so much ass one room can take!

I'm not really sure what's going on in these pictures. I think we might be witnessing CoCo bust an orgasm while rubbing up against Rosebot. CoCo's camel toe o'plenty probably hit the ground and jumped back up into her crotch area. I need a cigarette.

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Posted by: Michael K


gia's picture

Even though Amber dresses like a fool most of the time, I think she is very attractive & she can pull off the weird outfits because her body is hot.

Centaurious's picture

@Khensu Hetep:"I see Eminem and ex-wife Kim are back together.

Probably not a good idea."

LOL!

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Khensu Hetep's picture

"I see Eminem and ex-wife Kim are back together.

Probably not a good idea."

LOL!

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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.

Centaurious's picture

I see Eminem and ex-wife Kim are back together.

Probably not a good idea.

Centaurious's picture

CoCo-Joke-Ho's

vidz's picture

As much as i loathe to dmit it, rosebot is REALLY pretty. She looks gorge from any angle. And both coco and amber seem pretty nice too.

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kiwikim's picture

Tropy Ho's? What broke down fucked up contest did Ice-T loose to end up with a bag of fat and a skank with an gender identity crisis?
Fucking Pamela Anderson and Grace Slick Wanna be's-be gone!

Khensu Hetep's picture

How the fuck don't either one of these two have a yeast infection?

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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.

Vermithrax's picture

BLAAAARGH!

Sweet Babu's picture

Now I know what I couldn't quite put my finger on: Coco's doing the Megan Fox cunt face. (Or Megan's doing the Coco cunt face. Whatever.)

Petite Maoiste's picture

It's the reunion of the lycra-camel toe victims association. Let's hope it isn't foreshadowing of an encounter between the four of them, because Kanye would tweet about it - in all caps- before, during, and after, interrupting himself only to ramble on about how great Beyonce is.

http://petitemaoiste.blogspot.com/

Khensu Hetep's picture

I find Kanye-bot Amber Rose to be very pretty, but this is from the girl who also likes the way Lady GaGa, (old) Christina Aguilera, and Britney Spears looks.

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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.

angel_i's picture

GORGEOUS! I'm in love!!!

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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

Was this taken at a 'Hookers at the Point' reunion get-together?
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Big Bertha's picture

Coco is so hyper-sexualized it's unreal.

And where does this Amber chick come from? Strip joint? We all know she wasn't fucking gay Kayne.

MizRo's picture

*gag*

morphoeugenia's picture

I love CoCo. I think she's adorable. KanyeBot is actually very pretty, but has that GaGa-esque quality of appearing so in love with her own image...the one she's trying to cultivate anyway, that I insist on hating her.

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poshjosh's picture

Did they rub their cunny lips together too?

misslainey's picture

Okay. I do like Amber's shoes. Coco to me looks like the slutty secretary who stole the boss from his wife, married him, but doesn't know how to dress it up for office functions.

Chocoagogo's picture

lol at these comments...amber twat makes me ill. I wish she would be deposited back to the strip club whence she came. coco needs to take up a hobby. Will she still be busting out the camel toe in 10 years time? I guess we'll have to wait and see...
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Khensu Hetep's picture

I was looking at these pictures wondering why they didn't look right, but then I realized it.

That's definitely the most clothed I've ever seen both of them.

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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.

The New Improved Wyle E's picture

If I was a man I could turn gay just by looking at that picture.

Vom - it!

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Anonymous101's picture

Aside from her fug buzzcut and lipring, Amber is prettier than Coco by far.

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easyaspie2's picture

They look like they are going potty in those stupid poses. Ugly women with no class.

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 1:59pm.
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YES, the POSE: possibly my greatest pet peeve. Can't we all just stand up like big girls and smile?!

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stake_spike's picture

According to rumors Amber would probably rather be fucking Coco. No wonder she's smiling like that. Bitch never looks like that with Kanye.

Hekki's picture

That POSE. Every single whore on FaceBook under the age of 40 does that pose. Although they're usually doing the "prune" thing, too.

What the fuck IS that? We have a friend whose daughter has over 600 photos in her FB profile. Every photo is of her and her girl friends, cheek-to-cheek making kissy lips, or hoisting a sugary cocktail. How many photos like that does one girl need? Seriously.

does anyone remember what link it was that showcased Amber Rose's godawful voice?

Sweet Babu's picture

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 12:39pm.

They make a cuter couple than HoHan and SamRo.
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Sweet Babu's picture

What's with the permanent blow job face Coco's giving?

And I was gonna say that prints doesn't work on a big girl like Coco, but then I remembered Beth Ditto. Never mind.

Sweet Babu's picture

Only having Coco stand next to her can Amber's ass look positively flat.

Coco is so vulgar it's endearing but I need her with Ice T to make it all better. Coco without Ice, Ice without Coco that shit ain't right.

I think the picture of Coco posing in front of the Target symbols behind her is PERFECT. Lovesit.

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Submitted by chippychazoo on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 1:16pm.
Am I the only one who thinks Amber rose looks better? Yes she is a talentless hanger on but she seems to have her own tit's, arse (english spelling) and lack of hair extensions. Coco looks strangely disproportionate to me... that may be be because her arse and tits are made of tupperware.

You're talking "real world" ; we're talking "d-listed world"

kanderso's picture

They're both sort of hot in their own weird way (I mean, I'm guessing a lot of guys would hit it) but I don't think either of their tittay sets are real. I don't know about Coco's ass but its doubtful. I think Amber's ass is real. NEITHER ONE of their faces is even remotely attractive (in my opinion) despite all the shit they undoubtedly do to their mugs, but what-the-fuck-ever.

I agree with whoever said Coco is probably a hooker with a heart of gold. I'm not sure Amber Rose is a real human, but if she is, she probably is a petty ho. I mean, she is dating Gay Fish. Those waters do not run deep.

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KD's picture

Is Amber Rose a natural blonde? If not, it must be expensive to get her hair cut and re-dyed every other day.

madam ex's picture

Amber's body is slamming and her shoes are fanfukntastic!

Am I the only one who thinks Amber rose looks better? Yes she is a talentless hanger on but she seems to have her own tit's, arse (english spelling) and lack of hair extensions. Coco looks strangely disproportionate to me... that may be be because her arse and tits are made of tupperware.

cuntygolightly's picture

the second picture is beyond funny...i laughed my ass off

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 12:49pm.

coco, major league.

amber rose, minor league.

you mean to tell me you wouldn't want to work your way up in that system? lol

These two are famous for what?? Coco always looks like a fat truck-stop hooker. Amber Rose is pretty but what exactly does she do?

SpiceDong's picture

looks like stripper Rose had her cataract surgery.
or maybe Kuntye busted a nut in her eye.

It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA

nono's picture

I have a soft spot in my heart for Coco. I can tell she is a ho with a heart.

Nicole's picture

Ha, the header pic looks like a circuit party to me. Tranny on the left (you can decide for yourself whether pre- or post-op) and a twink bottom on the right.

Having said that, Amber Rose ain't got shit on CoCo.

DeeDee's picture

Amber needs to step up her tittay ball game to even be considered in the same "elegance" league as CoCo.

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yepyepyep's picture

2 pairs of fake boobs $10,000
2 pairs of ass implants $60,000
2 pairs of lips injections $ 6,000
being a professional whore priceless

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

SpiceDong's picture

it is testament of how low the entertainment world has sunk when plastic enhanced pole dancers are treated and photographed as real celebrities of value simply because they fuck a couple of untalented pimp-wannabes on a regular basis.

It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA

Michael_is_the_SHIT's picture

WHAT IS THIS? A PIMP & HOS PARTY

mike's picture

You're outta your league, Amber Rose.

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CoCo needs to keep her legs covered to below the knee. She'd look thinner that way.

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Bowchickawawa's picture

I sure do love me some Coco, in small doses, but Amber Rose just grosses me out. What is with the squat pose? Is she trying to take the ass-spotlight off of Coco?