Tuesday, October 6th 2009

Who Is September's Hot Slut Of The Month?

Please take a moment from sending in these sessy pictures of Mah Boo giving us an "I CAN TAKE IT" face while making his biceps more bicep-ier to vote for September's Hot Slut of the Month!

This time, we have an international group of lovely hot sluts for you to pick from. Your choices are:

Miyuki Hatoyama: The First Lady of Japan, Tommy Girl's soulmate (in a past life), UFO passenger and a permanent resident of Crazytown.

Grace Coddington: Creative Director of Vogue and the hottest thorn in Anna Wintour's side.

Tania Mcintosh: The UK's premiere serial celebwhore hugger!

Brynne Gordon: The pride of Australia (and California).

Voting is in the sidebar to the right. The winning slut will be announced Thursday. Happeh voting!

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Submitted by libby on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 11:45am.

Miyuki! I would love to be a fly on the wall when they tell her, because I think translating the concept of HSOTM into Japanese would be pretty funny.

Would she be told we think she's promiscuous?

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Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 12:42am.

GRACE!!!!!!!!!!!!
also...

Dear Andy,
You can cool it a little with the biceps because they are way out of proportion with your fore arms. Yes, you need to work out your fore arms too. Thanks.

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Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 10:02pm.

If Grace wins, will you find out what happened to her eyebrows?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!

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Submitted by Zedrie on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 9:39pm.

Grace, because the hugger's hairline scares the shit out of me.

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Submitted by Grace Disful on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 9:11pm.

You know who has the E. T. vote in the bag. Miyuki all the way (to outer space)!!!

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

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Submitted by Petite Maoiste on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:27pm.

Grace Coddington should win by a landslide. That woman has brass balls for standing up to the Devil herself. And in the September Issue the scene where you see how she views the world was so beautiful and moving that just for her creative genius and vision she should win every award out there (obviously this is the most prestigious, lol).

This blog is the bomb, btw, thanks for making me laugh.

http://petitemaoiste.blogspot.com/

Submitted by Steve-O on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 5:56pm.

Totally pulling for Grace over here.

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 5:52pm.

I just read that as Taint Mcintosh. Almost rescinded my Miyuki vote so I could vote for Taint. TEAM TAINT!

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 5:50pm.

Totally going with Miyuki because I loved her long time...ago in a past life.

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Submitted by Toonkinstein on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 3:52pm.

GRACE GRACE GRACE!!!!!! ALL THE WAY...anyone that can look in the eyes of Ann Whatawitchinour's death gaze and LIVE is my hero.

...this is one power slut with wielders masks as contacts!

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Submitted by Bnizzle on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 2:58pm.

I think the salad Kelly Clarkson is carrying should be voted as the HOt Slut of the Month.. But anything or anyone that pisses off Anna Wintour has got to win!

Submitted by chippychazoo on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 2:08pm.

UFO lady! UFO Lady!

Come on 'Frances Farmer' if you don't vote, you won't have any right to complain about the who is crowned hot slut. According to my mum, that's how the Nazis got in. Miyuki Hatoyama seems to be in league with the ET's so I think it's a logical choice, dlisted sluts need some one who can act as ambassador to the ET races when they arrive and I'm sure she washes more than the tramp lady. She's got my vote.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 2:02pm.

Submitted by mike on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 1:26pm.

Yes, I'm still bitter that La Paquena and Alexyss Tylor weren't Hot Sluts of the Year.
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Wait... wat.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 2:02pm.

Hmmmmm, I can't decide between crazy Japanese lady or crazy UK lady.

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 1:56pm.

There hasn't been a decent Hot Slut in the running for many a month.

Yes, I'm still bitter that La Paquena and Alexyss Tylor weren't Hot Sluts of the Year.

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Submitted by chicagokristi on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 1:54pm.

PS- Caramel, I believe she'll count towards the October HSOTM voting.

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Submitted by chicagokristi on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 1:53pm.

Worst HSOTM choices ever. None of these hos are deserving!

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Submitted by Janice Second on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 1:47pm.

I'm going with the Celeb Hugger.

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Submitted by Caramel on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 1:47pm.

Where's the I'm Too Sexy dancer???

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 1:43pm.

I don't want any of these people to win, ugh
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 1:41pm.

AWW MK WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT HOT UKRAINIAN BITCH TELLING MIKE SEVER TO SUCK COCKS IN HELL? Anyway, the bitch riding Aussie dick gets my vote.

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Submitted by Frances Farmer on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 1:41pm.

These are poor choices so I'm not going to bother voting.