The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 6th!

You put your whole head in, you put your whole head out, you do the Grossy-Pokey and you puke your whole guts out... that's what it's all about. - Hard.Hat

Runners-up:

In theaters January 2010: Beneath Kelly Clarkson's Flannel. - Tyroan

Kanye's ego was only surpassed by his liver, in size. - Vern

20,000 Leagues Under "MAH PUSSY!" - whatadanimal

(Thanks John)

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by seekinggreen on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:44am.

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Submitted by Tyroan on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 3:35pm.

I'm proud to be in the company of all you funny bishes... w00t w00t!

Submitted by NoAnjl on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 9:51am.

Congrats to all funny sluts!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 9:08am.

Congrats, winners! Funny Slurts, the lot of ya!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...

Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 8:35am.

Congrats winners, youse are some funny whores.

"They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love."

Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 8:17am.

Hahaha! Thanks for the picture, loozer. I didn't know what your CT entry meant and I was afraid to ask.

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Horchata

Submitted by loozer on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 8:15am.

Congrats Winners!

I still stand by my "Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper Ultra Keeper Futura S 2000"

http://www.planearium2.de/pics/pics-413-5.jpg

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Nights in white satin
Never reaching the end
E-Mails I've written
Never meaning to send

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 8:12am.

YAY!!!!
Congratulations Slut Monkeys!
This was a fun one!

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 8:09am.

These are awesome! I still have the giggles over the winning entry.

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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 8:07am.

Berry Noice, winners!

♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 7:59am.

LMAO Tyroan! Congrats. Hard.Hat, Vern, and whatadanimal!

Remember KD, wear goggles next time.

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Horchata

Submitted by The C word on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 7:50am.

Congrats winners!!

(Is this some sort of Amish fetish show?)

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Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 2:49am.

The sperm from Sienna Miller's latest weekend debaucheries attempt to impregnate her bulldozer vagina.

Submitted by sound_logik on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 2:05am.

The new S1N1 Mobile vaccination unit rolls onto the streets today.

Submitted by vidz on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:39am.

This is what that thieving douche Jon has reduced his family to.

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Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...

Submitted by AXE on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:34am.

The field trip to the science museum included a life-size exhibit on Chyna's clit.

Submitted by AXE on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:31am.

The director gets his 'actors' into position during rehearsals for "NAMBLA: The Musical".

Submitted by Oceannia420 on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:18am.

♪ Kate ``plus 8 can go 'suck it' The 230K belongs to me!!!

Submitted by Oceannia420 on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:17am.

♪ Come one``` come all ``````Get you swine flu shots here.

Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 12:53am.

John and the Gosselin brats suck at the tit of the Golden Calf.

Submitted by Angryblonde on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 12:19am.

Octomom's new job at rent-a-tit.

Submitted by HotCop on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 11:34pm.

KFed can finally support all of his children

Submitted by aydeekins on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 11:28pm.

thanksgiving at the duggars.

Submitted by twicktwack on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 11:17pm.

John and the eight continue to suck Kate Dry

Submitted by furious_george on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 10:49pm.

And now for scenes from the upcoming season of Jon and Kate + Eight.

FuriousGeorge

Submitted by Cookie123 on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 10:15pm.

I've heard of Dempsey Dumpster Divers, but Dempsey Dumpster Muff Divers is ridiculous.

Submitted by Cookie123 on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 10:14pm.

Sucking on the Government Pig Teat.

Submitted by CORNDOG on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 10:02pm.

A line up of Dumpster Bears sucking on the Government Dole...How long can this one last?

Submitted by TheJackson4 on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 9:49pm.

The Real Michelle Duggar

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 9:41pm.

Submitted by BluMunster on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 9:07pm.
Salma Hayek's "feed the Children" World Tour

Hahaha. Salma does have enough to feed the world.

The "Tits for Tots"(and one older guy) campaign is a bust!

Submitted by BluMunster on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 9:37pm.

Salma Hayek's "feed the Children" World Tour

Submitted by oggie168 on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 9:27pm.

Showcase Cinemas had to install industrial size vomit bags for Pink Panther 2 moviegoers.

Submitted by JennyJJugs on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 9:08pm.

Justin Timberlake schools Britneys cheetolins about the importance of Swine Flu prevention.

Submitted by patty84 on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:48pm.

Having been refused by W magazine, Jon Gosselin - who still can't spell his name right - did the next best thing and sent his Private Photos of Wife (TM)to MK.

Submitted by mydear on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:47pm.

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Submitted by Andraya on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:39pm.

Cuntry Buffet

Submitted by RubyGlare on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:18pm.

Obviously Salma Hayek is a Titan Goddess, this is her true size.

Submitted by bitethis on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:09pm.

The CDC has found the link to where the swine flu may have originated.

Submitted by FishPussy on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 7:39pm.

Brittany finally surrendered to the power of the cheeto, and her fans where there to support her.

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Lamb, innocent and delicious !

Submitted by Jayden on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 7:18pm.

TLC's new show. Kirstie Alley Plus 8.

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Submitted by rrright on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 7:17pm.

Lauren "L.C." Conrad's beef curtains explode onto Heidi Montags fan club.

Submitted by atlantapug on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 7:03pm.

Ok kids, it's time to play ring around the fupa!

Submitted by alice on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 6:51pm.

Jon misguidedly attempts to show his kids that suckling at the teats of his newfound "fame" can be just as lucrative as "Jon and Kate Plus 8."

Submitted by Keeneyedgirl on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 6:30pm.

Kate shows the public that she is now forced to feed her kids the layers and layers of removed belly skin from her tummy tuck, and explains that it is Jon's fault, as she cries into her possum carcass hair.

Submitted by tastycar on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 6:19pm.

Finally!! Angelina's secret revealed!!