Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which star that recently lost weight has no tolerance for overweight people. In fact, any time our star sees someone with a little extra weight, they make terrible comments, roll their eyes and are hostile towards them. The resentment has gotten so bad, they won’t interact or attend events where they know people who are overweight will be there. We think they still have a little self-loathing from the time when the tables were turned. Not Nick Nolte. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)
Shit. Nick Nolte was my first guess. That leaves me to guess Seth Rogen, Star Jones or Suri Cruise (she's losing the baby fat).
This married B+/A- list movie actress has a dog. The dog's name is the same as the name of our actress. The reason for this? According to the actress there are two reasons and I kid you not. This is what she said. "You can never have enough of a good thing and when I look at her it is like looking at a mirror." Oh, and to top off this absurdity her dog is a boy. (CDAN)
JLO?!!!!!!! I type this with so many exclamation points, because she's the only one I can see pulling this fuckery.
David Letterman isn’t the only guy on TV sweating the revelation of personal relationships with his subordinates. There is a star of a television series who has built a similar house of cards. He is married, but has been intimate with at least three members of his cast and crew. One was a co-star, one was a behind-the-scenes crew member, and one was a guest star whose appearance was contingent on a satisfactory private audition with him. There may be more. Somebody’s going to get hurt on this one. (Blind Gossip)
Glenn Beck, obviously? Or Charlie Sheen? Or Hugh Laurie? Or William Petersen?
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My guess for the last one was Hugh Laurie as well. He does have a history of cheating and Jennifer Morrison was "suddenly" let go. Something is for sure hinky there.
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MK, I'm totally surprised you did not guess Tyra Banks for the first one. She recently lost weight and is capable of this superficial, FACIST bullshit. The last one is totally David Duchovny, he is a sex addict through and through...LOL!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
I agree with the people thinking the first one is the douchebag Perez. But is he really a star ?
Last blind item sounds like David Duchovny
the first one immediately made me think of perez hilton. god i despise him.
long live michael k!
Submitted by AprilReign on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 4:54pm.
Ricky Gervais is always talking smack about fat people.
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I find that too nunya, AprilReign. On a number of his tv appearances, specials, etc... he talks down on bigger people. Every time I'm like, "You're no Adonis, shut the hell up." and get annoyed. I think he's the worst hypocrite when it comes to weight and I just don't like him anymore.
Submitted by Ryan Fischer on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 5:53pm.
The first one is definitely Perez Hilton. I've personally heard him make comments about fat people. It's disgusting how narcissistic he is!
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this one makes sense to me too. Perez makes it sound like he worked so hard to lose weight, but it was all pills. Now he looks strange, a big head on a scrawny, ugly body.
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1. valerie bertinelli
2. renee zellwegger
3. hmm, charlie sheen is too obvious. steve carell??
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/06/2009
I had gastric bypass too, about 7 years ago. I'm 5'10" and I was a size 26 and now I'm an 8. I lost about 150 lb.
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1. star jones
2. heidi montag
3. glenn beck is gross
It looks very professional.
cool I'm all ears!!!
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you know kelly osborne (sp??) is the one ripping on fat people like she's never been fat in her life.... and won't be fat again once dancing with the stars is over. you know you're a true fatty when you're a junky and and a fat fuck at the same time. i mean, if you're on drugs and you still can't lose weight...bitch, please. plus, who else has such a rancid attitude. it's like nicole richie said in her book the truth about diamonds, "she inherited her mother's sharp tongue and none of her father's talent" about a character whom i suspect was based on kelly.
I'll bet Sheree from Real Housewives has named all of her pets after herself.
#1 TyTy Banks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@MadamePince:Centarious & JaniceSecond, I had the same experience with guys being nice to me after my gastric bypass surgery
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I totally think it is Perez, that complete loser whose website sucks ass!
I also think it could it be Beck, the sanctimonious types are all a bunch of hypocrites...I used to tolerate him on CNN, but now that he's on FOX he's gone bananas, he is completely off the wall and makes me want to hurl.
Also, I guess what I meant about the guys ignoring me while I was fat, okay, I get it, I'm not pretty , SO DON'T ASK ME OUT. But, can't men be GENTLEMAN to all women, though, regardless of looks or size? Talking about the bag carrying and such. How can a bunch of guys leave a woman lying on the floor with a suitcase on top of her?! Gentlemen don't exist anymore, that's why I never even bother to date! :)
#1 has to be Valerie Bertinelli. She recently lost a shit-ton of weight and is an arrogant twat (I know her through one of her brothers).
It could be any of those overpaid stars. Any one of them. My bet is on Hugh Laurie.
1. asslee simpson
2. maniston named her 2nd dog after herself. the first is named norman.
3. my name is earl
#1 That moron Kelly Osborne.
#2 Brit Brit
#3 Might be Laurie. That big,tall chick on "House" that looks like that Jorja Fox makes moon eyes over him.
Nooooo, not Hugh Laurie please no.
I agree with everyone who thinks #1 is Perez. He's such a fucking waste of humanity.
I WISH WITH ALL MY COLD BLACK HEART that #3 was Glenn Beck. The SOB is Mormon, so if he got caught having affairs he'd be excommunicated -- and believe me, the Mor(m)ons would make a BIG-ASS deal out of it. But it's probably just Charlie Sheen.
Centarious & JaniceSecond, I had the same experience with guys being nice to me after my gastric bypass surgery. Men who let doors slam in my face were suddenly acting like I was the hottest shit on the block. Early on, a lot of them got the rough side of my tongue when they tried to play nice. Now I've moved to an area where no one knew me pre-surgery and I'm more comfortable with compliments and general politeness.
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 6:05pm.
Submitted by Ryan Fischer on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 5:53pm.
The first one is definitely Perez Hilton
good one. i forgot that tub of shit existed.
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Oh I can totally see that. Have you seen how the comments on his site have dropped? There's no one on there anymore. Of course, his website doesn't work right. But yeah-- and now I love how he loves to pick on everyone who comes out with a clothing line. He even picked on someone who had their clothing line at Hot Topic. Ummmm....dude? Didn't you have some "grand opening" of your "collection" at HT in Hollywood, and like six people showed up, and you threw a hissy ft and left?? Yeah. I'd be embarrassed too.
Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 7:07pm.
the day i hit my goal weight will be the day i REMEMBER...now if i can just...get...started....
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William Petersen!! Odd that his name makes the list when usually there's no hint of scandal around him, and plus, he's not on CSI anymore.
That said, I hope it's Glenn Beck-- only for the fact that I want someone to step forward and expose this hypocritical twat for who he really is (a la the exquisite downfalls of James Bakker, Jerry Falwell, Rush Limbaugh, and the rest of those sanctimonius turds for the shits they truly are).
the day i hit my goal weight will be the day i REMEMBER...now if i can just...get...started....
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Glenn Beck? I don't think so. Your saying that gives ME the sads!
#3 Charlie Sheen all the way. It should be a surprise to no one. He is a man-HO.
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For #1, is Valerie Bertinelli considered a star?
I think #2 is Hagel. You know that bitch thinks highly of herself.
William Petersen is the first person I thought for for #3. Doesn't he direct CSI sometimes? Now he has "behind-the-scenes" access to bootay?
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I think MiserAlba for # 1, because I remember reading an article about celebrity fitness and she talked a ton of shit about her entire family being fat and how she saw herself becoming chubby also so she started exercising and cooking for herself as a teenager so she wouldn't go down the same path. And she seems like a bitch.
#2 I though Leah Remini for some reason. I have no idea why.
#3 I'll go against the flow and guess Gary Sinease (he's on one of the CSI's still right??)
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1. Al Roker
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Eric Dane
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I can't see jlo even giving 10 minutes of her day to a pet.
Submitted by Ryan Fischer on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 5:53pm.
The first one is definitely Perez Hilton
good one. i forgot that tub of shit existed.
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Megan Fox was on Sheen's show once.
Submitted by AprilReign on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 4:54pm
It's all in jest though. He even calls himself a fat fuck and is never one to shy away from making fun of himself (his teeth, his penchant for black clothing, etc.).
The first one is definitely Perez Hilton. I've personally heard him make comments about fat people. It's disgusting how narcissistic he is!
3 ooo Hugh Laurie, but probably not. It's got to be someone not hot if he's only banging 3 people.
@JaniceSecond:
I also hate it when you lose a bunch of weight and people who used to make fun of you for being fat are suddenly nice to you, as if you weren't a cool person when you carried some extra weight.
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Ick. I know exactly what you mean. I just lost 50 lbs and while I was completely invisible before, now the baggers at the market are breaking their necks to carry my bags, strange guys are pumping my gas, guys are carrying my heavy bags at the airport whereas last year I tripped and fell with my heavy bag and THEY JUST WALKED RIGHT OVER ME! Rather than be flattered, I seriously have to hold myself back from spitting in their faces!
is it perez hilton? shes still fat tho...
1. lily allen
1. Kelly Osbourne
2. ????? Sick!!
3. Automatic Sheen for any blind item like this, but I like the commenter who said Hugh Laurie, that is a very good guess, imho. I am going to go with Hugh.
PS -- The dog in the pic looks like a more in-shape K-Fed.
@ April: Exactly. When she was overweight she still was pretty, but then she lost too much weight, and she looked gaunt. Her teeth appeared to be about two sizes too large for her mouth, her eyes looked sunken in, and her nose (for not being a large nose) looked huge. Her face just started to look out of proportion.
I felt bad for her because she used to be teased for her size, so obviously she was doing this out of pressure and became obsessive about it, but it was also super irritating watching her lose herself.
@ Janice: Yeah, I've been there too. My weight yo-yos and I'm an emotional eater. I caught a funk last year and gained a lot of weight, and a lot of dudes who used to talk to me in college suddenly ignored me. I feel as though that *was* the reason why.
I also know how you mean by girls who've been through the ugly duckling stage turned into vapid and catty. My own sister has a friend just like that, and every time she hangs out with her, I feel like burying my head in mud. Suddenly, it's how every guy who's REMOTELY friendly toward her wants to sleep with her and how everybody's girlfriend is so jealous of her. She also turns on that bisexual shit like a switch.
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I can picture #2 being Mariah Carey. Maybe the dog's name is Mimi.
And if 1. is Ricky Gervais then fuck him, he's still fat and always will be.
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tyra just had a show where she had people who hated fat people on and had them deal with their issues via dr. silver the psychologist. she was telling them that they were just insecure with themselves etc etc... And tyra did seem offended by the way these women treated other women who were overweight. yes i watched tyra yesterday, but it was just that once, i swear!!
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Submitted by AprilReign on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 5:11pm.
Love the Tree Show avie.
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#2 = Jamie Lee Curtis
1. Kelly Osbourne
2. ??
3. Hugh Laurie, I think Jennifer Morrison is in love with him in real life judging from footage I saw of her looking at him like a love sick puppy.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 10/06/2009
I lost a lot of weight, I mean A LOT, and I'm pretty much the same person I was when I was big. I'm probably just as insecure too. But I know exactly what you are talking about. A bunch of girls I went to high school with who were either overweight or maybe like, in a super awkward phase who are now out of the ugly duckling period of their life or have lost weight are TOTAL bitches now. Last time I was home I saw two girls I knew and they were horrible, vapid, whores. I also hate it when you lose a bunch of weight and people who used to make fun of you for being fat are suddenly nice to you, as if you weren't a cool person when you carried some extra weight.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 4:51pm.
I hate when people lose weight and have a superor attitude about it.
This one chick in high school used to be super cool until she lost about 50 pounds, and took her personality with it. Guys started to notice her and she became such a neurotic, high-maintenance drama queen.
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you know that's so sad, that their whole life revolves around their weight. And no wonder, if someone is eating nothing but brown rice and twigs, you gotta be starving and it eclipses everything else. Some people, put in all that work and it was a lot for nothing, look at Star Jones! I thought she was pretty even, when she was err, big & soft, and after her desperate procedures and efforts, all her soft prettiness went away and she got all sharp cornered and crabby looking. I guess that's what starving does, makes you crabby.
I really don't think the first one is Tyra. High contempt for fatties after losing weight seems like something someone would do if they were fat all their life and then became thin. Tyra is a more svelte version of Oprah in the sense that she goes up and down up and down. I wouldn't really see someone like that being mean because they could be on the brinks of returning to the extra weight.