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Hugh Jackman (41)
Josh Hutcherson (17)
Marion Jones (34)
Irina Pantaeva (37)
Kirk Cameron (39)
Martie Maguire (40)
Deborah Foreman (47)
Susan Anton (59)
Chris Wallace (62)
Aurore Clement (64)
Dick Gregory (77)

Posted by: Michael K

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:16am.

Ha! He looks like Wilson in that dumb Tom Hanks movie Castaway...

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Submitted by kbug on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 5:30pm.

HAHAH! That picture kills me.

Submitted by CeeCee on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 4:21pm.

I don't find him attractive at all (no, it's not the pic) but he was great in The Prestige.

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:34pm.

I want to wish Hapy B-day to the hottest slut who ever walk the face of the earth. The Most Magnificent, beautiful, strongest, smartest, funniest and the best person I know... Happy B-day to smurfy's Mom....

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Submitted by shandi on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 12:37pm.

Scary picture. That is one of those pictures that, if I had taken it myself, I would have immediately deleted it.

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Submitted by KD on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 12:30pm.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 7:52am.

@KD: You know MK thinks Jackman's a pole smoker.
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No, I think he is just spiteful because such a hot piece is with some ugly old lady. :)

Submitted by LALALALOVE on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 12:27pm.

HAHAHAHA I fucking hate you, Michael!! Did you have to choose the worst shot of my man!!???? Happy b-day babyyyyyyy!

ParisHilton: "Huge"

Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 12:02pm.

this pic made me giggle.
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just click this fucking link

Submitted by mrjb on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 10:27am.

What a good looking man and a great actor... HAPPY BD aussie hugh

Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 10:14am.

Happy birthday to Hugh Jackman!!!!!!!!

Submitted by easyaspie2 on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:58am.

Why is his head so teeny and his body so huge? It looks like he got the wrong one.

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:57am.

Oops it was actually Timothy O'Sullivan's "Harvest of Death" photograph. No disrespect to the dead, merely an observation.

Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:52am.

Undoubtedly straight. He's not wearing a Speedo.

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Submitted by speakit on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:19am.

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:34am.
If anyone has ever carefully studied Mathew Brady's photographs of Civil War dead on the battlefield, Hugh's face here looks like the visage of a decaying bloated soldier.

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Yes! I knew it reminded me of something, but I couldn't remember what.

Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:14am.

One of my favorite photos evah. He looks like he's in the middle of being demonically possessed.
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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:13am.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 7:39am.
Oh, and HUGH JACKMAN IS NOT GAY!
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Slutts is such a Kirk Cameron fan she's celebrating his big day by being delusional, too! HB Kirk! You're the missing link in my heart.

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:04am.

If anyone has ever carefully studied Mathew Brady's photographs of Civil War dead on the battlefield, Hugh's face here looks like the visage of a decaying bloated soldier.

Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:03am.

MK totally spends his days in googling bad pictures of celebrities.

Submitted by imk505 on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:56am.

Hugh Jackson is weird. Something is missing with that guy. can't put my finger on it.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:44am.

Ahhh Huge. 41 eh? That's a lot of blowing.

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Mais c’est en Chine qu’il fait des ravages : il se produit dans les grandes salles du pays, propose des shows ultra-calibrés, imitant ses modèles, Michael Jackson et Justin Timberlake.

Submitted by whole lotto luv on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:42am.

I wonder how that evolution-denying, Jesus freak Kirk Cameron will be celebrating his big day.
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Thankin Jezus, of course, and preparing for the Rapture (or is it rupture?)

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"Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?" "Uh, no. Mr. Johnson."

Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:29am.

I wonder how that evolution-denying, Jesus freak Kirk Cameron will be celebrating his big day.

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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!

Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:26am.

Kirk Cameron, a direct descendant of Adam and Eve, has a creation day today! Yippee!!!

Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:22am.

@KD: You know MK thinks Jackman's a pole smoker.

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by KD on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:18am.

Aww, couldn't you find a better pic for those of us who like to admire such fine specimens of man?

Submitted by cuntygolightly on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:14am.

he looks almost as manly as madonna in that pic

Submitted by loozer on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:14am.

Happy B-Day Hugh, Susan Anton (blast from the past) and talented young actor Josh.
Happy 74th B-Day to the original Soul Man, Sam Moore!

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Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules...

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:09am.

I would just like the opportunity to cause Hugh's face twist like that. HB you sexy Aussie, what I'd give to have you Down Under me.

Oh, and HUGH JACKMAN IS NOT GAY!

Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:09am.

Ahahaha that photo never gets old, much like the face plant one.

Submitted by whole lotto luv on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 7:56am.

Sorry, but I kinda like Hugh Jackman in a hetero-chick-attracted-to-a-sexually-ambivalent-dude sorta way. Happy Bday, Huge Ack, man!

The Ho's next door are gone, yay!

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"Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?" "Uh, no. Mr. Johnson."

Submitted by notreallyworking on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 7:52am.

you think its funny, but if you keep doing that your face will look like that permanently.

"I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle."