Don't Fuck With A Dude In A Dress
A group of drunk dicktards were causing trouble on the streets of Swansea, South Wales when a couple of cross-dressing dudes happened to walk by. The shitbags immediately started fucking with the drag queens thinking two men wearing wigs couldn't possibly pose a threat to them. Well, this turned out to be a hate crime GONE RIGHT!
The cross-dressers were actually two cage fighters dressed in drag for a party. As soon as one of the drunk morons threw a punch at one of the sexy ladydudes, it was all over after that. One of the cage queens delivered two fiiiieeeerce punches on the idiot. You know that hot bitch didn't even break a nail. Whatever lights were on in that house are now out! Dude stumbled off to die of shame on the street.
The cage queens didn't let those fuckers ruin their night, so they picked up their handbags and continued to work the stroll. That is how a ladeeee behaves.
Somewhere in the UK, Alex "Roxanne" Reid is prancing around in pink panties while shouting, "YOU GO GURLS!"
The drunktards were arrested later in the night for acting the fool. A judge sentenced them to four months of community service.
This just confirms that we need more cage fighting drag queens patrolling the streets at all times.
(Thanks Donna)
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Yes, you gooooooooo GURLS!!!!
Fuckin' homophobes, you got what you deserved.
YESSSSSSSSSSS! Now my life is complete. Mr K posted one of my entries!!!!!! So if you guys wanna come to Wales - be careful who you fuck with! Seriously, you are all welcome. Just buy the first drink.
I love it!
Americans think the Brits are so proper but actually there are more of these drunken thugs over there than the upper class twits!
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I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!
@jonnobass_sea: Nope, that fat fellah appears to be a friend of the drunkards who (wisely) chose to stay clear of the cage fighters.
In the immortal words of Eddie Izzard..."MY NAME IS NOT TRACY!"
Awesome!!!
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This is one of the best things i have ever seen!!!
I love how bitch keeps the wig on straight, doesn't break a heel or flash some nip.
Done like a true lady, so classy!
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Yay! More gurl powers like "Roxanne"! I am dripping too--cause you know they are soon going to try each other's peen--if, they haven't done it already!
Buahahahaha. Serves them right...
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Did I see one of the cage fighters hug one of the yobs towards the end?
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
I was gonna say, are we sure that wasn't Jordan's boyfriend?
The UK is not the place you want to party, bitches picking fights, tricks stabbing people in the head with their stilettos, people puking all over the place. Drunk bitches everywhere.
He got his ass handed to him by a drag queen - hahahahahaha! Now you'll know - just because he's gay doesn't mean his ass is easy to beat.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
No, he got hit hard. Seen it a lot in boxing--he was knocked out for a second and can't get his legs under him. Or maybe a kick took his wind.
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Submitted by _meh_ on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 2:03pm.
notice how the one without shirt runs away like a little bitch punk and is falling all over himself after they only push him to the ground.
notice how the one without shirt runs away like a little bitch punk and is falling all over himself after they only push him to the ground. The fat one got the 2 punches as far as I can see.
YOU GO GURL !!!!!!!
oscar de la hoya approves !!!!!
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
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I don't know what is funnier, the video or your comments about it all. Typical, though, of your posts....
omg i LOVE how the kamikaze drag queen leans over, appearing to pick up a dropped lipstick perhaps, and goes on his way.
hurray!
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The McCanns Did It
freaking awesome!
hahahahahah Jacko/M.E., it's one of my fave movies too!
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Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Jack -
"Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin' up the rotation. "
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 12:05pm.
YOU GOT KNOCKED, THE FUCK OUT!
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DEBO style!!!
"Yo, man, pops be trippin.... he said i gots to get mah bike bike... you know, the beach cruiser..." BEST.MOVIE.EVER.
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
I think fighters in general get addicted to wearing short shorts,lycra,tiny revealing clothes and on top of that they need to balance all the roid rage and masculinity by wearing something feminine and pweety...but I think it's a common sense that if a dude wears a dress in public most likely he/she can 'support' it...
YOU GOT KNOCKED, THE FUCK OUT!
Can't wait to get home so I can watch this!
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MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs
Who fucks with Drag Queens?!?! That's just stupid.
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
ok, that was 9 kinds of awesome! fuckin cage fighters...thank you karma!!
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“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry.” -Stephen King
I feel the warmthest happy feeling inside after watching this...
The kid got his ass beat in the clip before the cage fighter messed him up, he should have gave up when he was behind.
Excuse my beauty, motherfuckers!!
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MK, I love you like a fat kid loves cake - MissJaneTexas
Justice prevails -- in an Ungaro frock!
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 10:50am.
Whenever I see a dude out in public, wearing women's clothes, I just assume that he knows how to fight
Ahhh, the "A Boy Named Sue" hypothesis first presented by Dr. Johnny Cash.
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The McCanns Did It
I was nearly mugged in the Prince of Wales pub in Cardiff by a couple of teenage slag hos. They threatened me w/violence. Charming people, the Welsh...
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
Love it!! Saw it this morning on the front page of the morning papers when I got into work. Haven't stopped laughing and it's on replay on the news. Earlier, they picked on a guy dressed as spider-man. hate people like that who want to ruin a night out on the town.
About time! All the gays should practice cagefighting to do the same against those assholes, bigots! Proud moment for all the drag-costume wearing for a party community!
That is one of hte best fucking clips I have ever seen. Hilarious! For once karma lined up and some idiots got what was no doubt long overdue.
Hahahaahaha! I hope the dumb-ass got arrested after his beat down.
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HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Stupid fucktards!
HA! Dumbasses. Those dudes learned the hard way: drag queens will fuck your shit up! Especially when they just so happens to be a cage fighter. Karmic justice.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 10:50am.
Whenever I see a dude out in public, wearing women's clothes, I just assume that he knows how to fight
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ahahahahhahahahaahahahahahaaaa.... no shit!
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Good for those mofos. They showed restraint not to just completely tear their asses up. Those guys should have gotten a harsher penalty, what if those trannies couldn't defend themselves? It could have been ugly.
Whenever I see a dude out in public, wearing women's clothes, I just assume that he knows how to fight.
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Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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People forget, gay or not that's still a man you're messing with. Men have that upper body strength...I would never go toe to toe with a man.
Not without a weapon of some kind like a knife or a gun.
Oh well, they got their asses clowned on the street AND arrested to top it all off.
Good job!
Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 10:37am.
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Love your name.
AWESOME!
Loved the jack-n-the-hat story.
Submitted by Snoogle on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 10:37am.
Don't mess with a bitch in heels. S/he will fuck you up!
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LOL. (word!)
This is a scene straight out of "To Wong Foo". Vida kicking the crap out of Carol Anne's abusive husband.
These little shits got what they deserved. And they're so goddamn stupid, they failed to realize there are CCTV everywhere. You can't take a piss without being videotaped.
Ha! I love it when bullies get slammed. Sometimes street justice is the only way to go.
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I shall call her Mama Je'e. Or Jo'e ~I.G.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 10:33am.
LMAO!!! We were in a bar one night when this drunk redneck was startin shit with a gay dude... The redneck told the dude to meet him outside. We followed and the gay guy said "if there is one thing I like more than suckin dick, it's kickin ass" then proceeded to beat the living shit out of the redneck. I have never laughed so hard in my life.... true story.
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Awesome story. Especially the part where you followed. LOL - true dlisted dramaqueen fashion!!
That was great! Heehee, he should have pulled the pants off that shirtless drunk idiot.
Alex Reid is a true visionary. This whole cagefighter/transvestite combination is one of the best ideas ever.
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