Open Post: Hosted By A Pole Breaker And A Booty Shaker
During one of the pole dancing championships in Moscow, a pole artiste proved how powerful her pussay was by breaking the pole. "Breaking the pole" is not some kind of pun for how she destroyed peen boners in the room. No, bitch really broke the pole! They must have secured it with two pieces of chewed gum and a dab of dick saliva, because the pole came loose when she started twirling around it. Being the professional that she is, she didn't kick that pole or call 911, she simply posed like she meant to do that. Break the pole, but don't break your spirit!
Speaking of pole breakers, here's a little piece a few of you hos sent my ass. I have for you a Glittery Gay of YouTube poppin' that ass like he's got ants in his culo. I'm jealous. You know shakin' those nalgas on fast forward has made his peen all dizzy and shit. Vertigo dick!
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russian women are such ugly whores...the world was a better place when they were the enemy...the ruskies have infiltrated our hockey world and lowered the standards of beauty and morals in women....if it weren't for poles they wouldn't have jobs...and i don't mean polish people...
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Ouch but she was a good sport about it
Hot moves for the 2nd
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Mira, Pole Academy: combining the two favorite pastimes of Russian sluts everywhere-whoring and dance.
These two videos just made my day, and if these white boys keep it up like this, I will be outta a job!!!
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i tried doing that routine and now my junk hurts from the constant ball slapping...
Poor thing. That said, her routine was crap.
Bring back felix cane! did anyone see her on the tonight show?
I saw this on the TV show The Doctors. You can dye your pubes different colors and even dye shapes into them. http://www.bettybeauty.com/
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/11/09
Sh@t, my comment was about the booty shaking guy. Never post before you've had your morning coffee.
MickeyHolland
Being a suburbian housewife devoid of friends from minority groups I'm clueless on this subject, but wasn't this a tiny bit gay?(albeit very entertaining and slighly arousing)
"BREAK THE POLE, BUT DON'T BREAK YOUR SPIRIT" !!!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Lutrelle on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 12:23am.
I LIKE THAT BOOM BOOM POW.
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I'm so three thousand and eight, you so two thousand and late.
I LIKE THAT BOOM BOOM POW.
thx ese and peaches
I haven't talked to her in many years, but it still saddens me. Makes me reminisce back to the time when we talked about our futures... I just hope the rest of her life is happier.
I have pumpkin spice cappucino, so all is right with the world for a moment. :P
@ speakit
i am so sorry for your friend , i have never lost any of mine but i can understand how sad it must be to lose someone you have known for a long time , my sincerest condolences .
have a great night .
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin
ESE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xoxo
hi
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin
'-You know shakin' those nalgas on fast forward has made his peen all dizzy and shit. Vertigo dick!'
you know MK has been there,yes that fool is cute but ain't got nothing on these brothers from the link below,however if you're at work DO NOT CLICK!!!!!!NSFW!!! this is vertigo dick'n'shit:
http://www.gaytube.com/media/37981/Black_Booty_Bouncing/
she break,she break she need to pay..
wanna stick me peen in dat booty cake...pop it b. till I make jizzshake..
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 11:05pm.
meh.. I'm tired of the frog. have you always used that avie?
Man, I am so bummed. I just found out one of my bff's from teenagedom's long time boyfriend was killed in a car accident Monday. They had 5 children (I know, ridic), one of whom died of a rare blood disease a year ago.
I'm gonna go get some smokes and cappucino. Y'all have a good night.
since day one with my 'ole William S. Burroughs avie!
that's horrible about your friend... condolences
i think i'm gonna mix another, but still get outta here too, i've got a letter to write.. have a happy, all!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
meh.. I'm tired of the frog. have you always used that avie?
Man, I am so bummed. I just found out one of my bff's from teenagedom's long time boyfriend was killed in a car accident Monday. They had 5 children (I know, ridic), one of whom died of a rare blood disease a year ago.
I'm gonna go get some smokes and cappucino. Y'all have a good night.
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 10:55pm.
look, i feed the frog(after you abandoned him, no less) what else do you want from me!LOL!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 10:51pm.
*settles into Laz E Boy*... AAAAAHHHHHH!!!... yeah, this is where i belong!
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Did you take out the trash? When are you gonna clean the garage? I work and slave all day keeping this blog nice and clean, and here you are just laying around. Damn bum. *kicks recliner lever*
*settles into Laz E Boy*... AAAAAHHHHHH!!!... yeah, this is where i belong!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
oh btw, it was meant as a term of endearment in case i offended :P we all are dlisted ho's here :D
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
hiyas, ho's~
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 12:26pm.
Open Post, Open Question, for those who have taken it: so i ended up taking a time release Oxycontin, 20mg and i felt NOTHING. WTF?? is it me? was i supposed to feel something different? it didn't even take the pain away.
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Let your spit dissolve it. Put some spit on the pill and let it dissolve for a minute and the coating will come off. If it's a 20 mg (red) all that coating will come off. Wipe it off and let it dry. And *then* crush it up. Don't put it back in your mouth dissolved cuz it will taste like shit. BTW, someone else told me about this...not from experience.
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"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"
Ciao, boo.
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
haha doughy!!! eeek. you say doughy I say Jon gosslin.
See you tomorrow angel_i
Coma Caca!!
Hey Chirio! I'm just discovering that Gerard Butler only LOOKS doughy when he wears a shirt. He still has a doughy face tho. I don't want to see him in any more action flicks. Or RomComs...he can do drama and thrillers...crime. That's it.
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
lol Smurfy! aight!! sleep well. see ya around.
i'm out too, play poker so I can fall asleep while I win. gotta go into the office tomorrow eeeek ekeeee eeeeeeeeek.
Night all. hugs and spanks!
Coma Caca!!
Hey chirio, I left you a msg on LOLa's post!
hola y chau everybody. I'm drunk and I have to work tomorrow morning. they called me IN.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
ESE: I'm on floor...now I cant get up. that "how low can you go" is not right.
Coma Caca!!
Hi angel_i and speakit!
No worries speakit! keep in touch with your brotha.
let's do the conga all...
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 9:37pm.
i still haven't bothered to read who pitbull is, but... you got it!... now, ssshhh!! be vewwy, vewwy qwiet... i'm hunting ovens!LOL!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
hehe. aren't we all destined to go straight to hell? why am I here then?
kill Pitbull while you're at it. thanks.
Coma Caca!!
Aw! I like change!
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Hey Chirio! I'm here, but not really. My brother is on FB now and he friended me. I haven't talked to him in about a year.
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 9:28pm
so far.. tonight i have determined that me, Provy, and jazz are destined to go straight to hell(i don't know about the whole "collect $200, but.. fingers crossed!) MK is a blackface wearing racist(but just for a minute!) and... i was right.. Phil Hartman IS a king!!
... all in all, a good night!
oh yeah... me and IG are gonna kill Jello/J-Lo/Lola... but, don't tell anybody!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
ESE: hehe. what what what up?
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 9:24pm.
Hello anyone here? (echo echo echo)
could you please stop whispering in/through my ear!LOL!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
Hello anyone here? (echo echo echo)
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 8:21pm.
Dina runs back to drawing board!!
wow, mk hired an interior designer. I'm assuming, a gay one.
looks good tho.
i have had earthquakes on the brain for the past few weeks...my worst fear is coming true...i'm waiting for another "big one" to wipe out san francisco (as in i don't want it but anticipate...)...and october IS an eartquake month (loma prieta 1989) ***crosses fingers***
Manimal, that's funneh!!
It's great to see that Ali Lohan can finally start bringing in some cash...oops!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 6:26pm.
Isn't that where one of those lame-assed "Survivor" competitions was held a few years ago?
Yes it is. Good memory. If I am not mistaken Chris Daughtry was the winner. Must google
thank you smurf...and good luck with your FULL TIME employment!!!!!...i guess it(the confrontation) JUST ended with a handshake on both sides but i need to take one of my beta blockers for anxiety...and of course roomate threatened that he wanted to move out but then backpedaled...of course, bitch please!! where in san francisco can you get a HUGE (i'm talking size of 2+++ rooms) bedroom and a FREE driveway parking space for $800.00...PLEASE move out and we could charge much more than that douche roomate....
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 6:44pm
Let MR Koko kick his ass, for being a douche!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K