Queer Eye For The Robot Wife
On November's cover of Elle, Stepford Katie actually looks like a real-life human being who doesn't need to be programmed to smile. Photoshop is the best drug sometimes. They must have used the "living person" tool on her.
In the issue, Katie says that Tommy Girl always has something to say about what she's wearing. Can't you just picture him giving her the once over and rotating his hips while snapping in z-formation if he disapproves? Typical queen.
Katie said, "He usually likes everything, but sometimes I'll walk out and he'll say, 'I think that dress might be wearing you. You don't need that.' Tom has great taste."
HAH. Yes, Tommy does have wonderful taste. Anybody who takes a peek at his platform midwife shoes knows that. And not only is Tommy a controlling robot master, but he always knows when a dress is wearing you! Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe better watch it, because Tommy Girl is going sashay on in and snatch her career. Hopefully when Tommy says, "I DIE," he means it. Literally.
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I still can't believe Dawson's gf Joey, is married to TOMMYGIRL???
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Your husband is commenting like that on your outfit.....and you STILL
don't question this???
It is so obvious Katie....I hope you grow up someday and that your brain evolves.
KateBot looks quite cute and wholesome in this pic.
However, I am still over her.
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Of course the other explanation is that Tom is very dim & tends to say stuff he's heard other people around him say... like the Hollywood stylists or scientologists...
Is Katie aware that she's making him sound 100% gay???
Most straight men I know don't even notice you're wearing clothes... they just see cleavage or they don't see anything at all...
That comment is nothing that a straight guy would say. The most intricate fashion statement I've ever heard a straight guy make about a woman's dress was basically, "I don't like the ruffles and flowers." It sounds like something that, i dunno, a GAY MAN would say.
"sometimes I'll walk out and he'll say, 'I think that dress might be wearing you. You don't need that.'"
Translation: You take that fabulous thing off now! I want it! You put on that drab number over there!
When you consider that everybody on these mags is airbrushed to hell and back, it makes you wonder how horrible she must have looked beforehand. Then again, she's just admitted that she lives with a demanding control freak who is obviously gay, so...
While the dress is cute, it is not her color. It would look better if it was red or any other of her colors. I agree that the guy who photoshopped this picture did a great job, her right arm looks funny. Tommy's comment about the dress wearing her is not something any straight man would say. Most days she looks like a homeless person so Tommygirl is the last person she should get fashion tips from.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/11/09
if everything works out for katie, she gets to divorce a giant fag. if it doesn't work out, she stays married to a controlling freak. it's dreamy!
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ELLE always photoshops their covers to the point that you can hardly recognize who it is. case in point, Keira Knightley: http://dailystab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/keira-knightley-ell...
Look at Katie's left arm! wonk.
This is how I look at any rag with Stepford Kuntie on the cover.
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If Tommy's giving her style tips, he has bad taste.
I remember her before Cruz, and she was always on fashion mags, hanging out with designers, going to events dressed beautifully. And now? She lives in peg leg destroyed jeans and ballet flats. Not to mention she looks over 50. Nuff said.
Oh look, the soul-selling, cankle-ridden, gold-digging, lie-telling, crooked mouth having, cunty child breeding, non-dancing, midget pyscho marrying, my only good role was joey BITCH has her hands tied behind her back again. IT'S SO AMAZING, isn't that right you fucking sham of a woman?
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I can so totally see Tom Cruise giving her the once-over before she goes out or before they go out together. He strikes me as incredibly controlling in all aspects of their life together and their daughter's life. Katie's an adult & if she wants to live that way, then so be it. Frankly, I would never have married a man so controlling, but she did, so she must not mind it. She looks very pretty in the photo.
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I would love to see all those old videos. I would like to see Beavis and Butthead. I could even handle watching Remote Control or Singled Out reruns.
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I really like that dress and the hair is nice.
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She wants her America back? Go tell that to the Indians.
Katie said, "He usually likes everything, but sometimes I'll walk out and he'll say, 'I think that dress might be wearing you. You don't need that.' Tom has great taste."
- What the fuck ever and hwore please.
I wonder if Katie ever says, "I think that trick you had last night forgot Travolta's dildo again, you don't need that."
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She even admits how Tom controls her by how he has to approve what she wears before she leaves the house. At least she admits that she's Stepfordized!
loozer! remember the video?
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Well, in defense of Katie (Lord help me), my boyfriends as much better taste than me in many things so I take him along for his suggestion.
But I don't let him control my life, unlike Katie.
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Submitted by sharoninshape on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:11pm.
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Katie who? Surely you don't mean the Bot of Tommy Girl. Seriously, 99.9% of the time she looks like baked hell.
I think this is a unusually thorough photoshop job where they put a different body on, and also a different face.
Katie has a cute and striking face, but it bears no resemblence to that pix. Maybe they gave her salt tablets to puff up the face with water retention.
PS. Just drinking in the lighting anomalies where that dress has been overlaid on someone's shoulders. It floats there real nice on a different photoshop layer.
PSS. Looks like the arms got put on backwards, unless she was in a really bad motorcycle accident before the shoot and they just got bent the wrong way.
I never in a million years would have guessed this was Katiebot. She looks like one of the girls from Gossip Girls or one of those shows. Don't know which show or which girl, but she looks like someone else for sure.
She looks great, and yet oddly enough at the same time, there is some bizarre resemblence to Asslee Simpson. Anyone else see it?
Run, Katie, run! You're in your prime RIGHT NOW. Don't waste it on Tom Cruise.
The nose she had before her nose job is the nose I have now and I hate it. I have always hated it. I like her nose in this picture. What do you think? Should I get a nose job and get her nose? I'm seriously considering it.
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Wow, they must really have some kickass makeup and photo ppl.
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Come on! Is this even Katie?
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She looks just like a Disney twat here! I don't know any of their names, though, so I couldn't tell you which one.
Submitted by whole lotto luv on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:19pm.
lol. I didn't know the words either. I always thought it said 'Pretty Kate has sex on date'.
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Rolled up mom jeans and cutoffs with black hose? Just rolled outta bed hair and yesterday's makeup? And she's being dressed by a gay man? *confused*
She actually looks good here, like she doesn't want to walk into oncoming traffic.
She looks really good here. Love her hair, and I like the dress, too. I'd wear it.
When is the contract up on this sham?
Whole lotto, your Blohan giff is hilarious. The many faces of CRACKWHORE! lol!
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I thought it was Mandy Moore on a bad day. This is offs the rails ridiculous photoshop.
first - photoshopped so extreme, i didnt know who it was till i read who.
second of all - umm, are we supposed to believe those are her actual boobs? thats a FAIL in the fake boob department. why not just draw them on her neck while they were at it? like a double chin, rather?
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Submitted by loozer on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:01pm.
Oh No, help me, falling into INXS timewarp...
tryin' to resist...can't...do...it...
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Submitted by peopleperson on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:10pm.
Chelsea Lately does Rachel Zoe. Lulz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ij91pahvzw
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Submitted by sharoninshape on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:11pm.
she is like the girl nex door.
yep, gotta agree with ya... the girl "nex" door... to the Fort Harrison Hotel
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That does not make him queer or gay to state that a dress does not fit his wife properly. I'm ususally down for the oft putting comments towards the rich and famous but in this case I just can't agree.
This couple should be allowed to just be at this point in time.
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She looks great but the dress is boring.
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She looks great. Doesn't change the fact that she looks beat down by her life choices at every other moment of the day.
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The only way my boyf (or any straight dude) would have an opinion about a dress I was wearing was if it were a muumuu.
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Katie is beautiful& classy. I love her style, she is like the girl nex door. what a beautiful cover.
Chelsea Lately does Rachel Zoe. Lulz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ij91pahvzw
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What a douche he is..she finally looks really good.
I can't believe this is Katie, looks more like Mandy Moore...I was like Mandy looks so cute then I read wtf, Katie! Primo photoshop job for reals. I wonder if Tom really does say that, he sounds like Tim Gunn on Project Runway for REALS! LOL!
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"He usually likes everything, but sometimes I'll walk out and he'll say, 'I think that dress might be wearing you. You don't need that.' Tom has great taste."
Code for: "I did not put that together, so take it off, or you'll be locked in the quiet place for a week!"
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Damn! I hope this photoshop guy was paid a ton-he earned it.
I wonder who Tommy Girl had to blow to get his beard this cover? Bitch hasn't had a hit since Batman Begins and she wasn't even the star.
Can't you just picture him giving her the once over and rotating his hips while snapping in z-formation if he disapproves? Typical queen.
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Ha ha! MK, I can see that in my head now. Perfect description!