Wednesday, October 7th 2009

Lazy Headline: Hot Piece Of Bass

When Lance Bass isn't sitting front row in the audience at Dancing with the Has-Beens (seriously, he's there every week), he's butching it up in the gym. Pumping peen and pumping weights.

Surprisingly enough, I've never really thought about what Lance looked like without his top on. But then I see this, I get the drips and say to myself, "That'll do." Yes, I'm that easy. And I'm sure JC is scooting all over this picture while humming "I Want You Back."

Photo by Braden Summers
Source: Tabloid Prodigy VIA Towleroad

Posted by: Michael K


TheBreakdown's picture

That's PhotoShop madness right there!

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Clarisse's picture

Who'd a thunk it?

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death2douches's picture

Whoever did the Photoshop is obsessed with Christian Bale.

Lance is a nice guy, and semi-cute. This nonsense does him no favors.

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SilentWitness's picture

They 'shopped his face as much as possible.

Centaurious's picture

His nipples look like the smudges Catholics get on Ash Wednesday.

snowpiece's picture

Ricky bitch I was just sending out an amber alert on your ass
but that's great. Skool for what?

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Well his face looks great in it. Very masculine, rugged and sexy, but the body needs more work.

shermanslave's picture

http://thebitchywaiter.com/

I totally thinks he looks hot. I just do.

SpiceDong's picture

bad photoshop
that cleavage looks really weird. if that's all his, then he should seriously fix his tit situation.
Besides no matter how much he works out, he'll always have the burden of that face...yikes! He and JT need to battle it out for the fugliest NSYNCer ever. I could never get past his Phantom Of the Opera nose and teeth.

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jonnobaas_sea's picture

Too much photoshop/plastic surgery. Dude is young enough to be my song & looks like plastic butt.

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Eddie's picture

Yeh, he's butching it up in the gym about as much as Clay Gayken

Nanners's picture

Excellent job, photoshop man. Lance looks masculine.

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Silvara0428's picture

Pretty picture.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:28pm.

We ended up at the same party once last year. He is really cute IRL but much shorter than I expected him to be. He had just finished DWTS so he was buff too.
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He does look like he'd be a shorty, no matter how buffed up he is in this pic.

P.T.Bull's picture

I am not completely ruling out photoshop here. I had the impression he was a butterball/mesomorph. Maybe he had pectoral breast implants...

poshjosh's picture

I'm confused, is the picture PHOTOSHOPPED?

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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 2:03pm.
He is a gay man and yet oddly I have no desire for him.
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Rican35's picture

That's a nice pic, and it looks like he's been working hard on the bod but, I know he screams like a girl. Pass.

ricki lake's picture

Lol Snowpiece. What's up? Been awhile. I quit my job and started school so I'm not in front of a computer 9-5 anymore. I miss Dlisted! lol

zomay's picture

He is a gay man and yet oddly I have no desire for him.

cuntygolightly's picture

No.

Keep working Lance.

agirl's picture

Pec implants?

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:37pm.

Why are all the gays so GD attractive?
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:37pm.

Why are all the gays so GD attractive?
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Miss Malevolent's picture

I'm not impressed.

mitchyul's picture

Dose nothing for me, I don't like his mug jaw.

snowpiece's picture

RICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!♥♥♥♥♥

*cums*
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:37pm.

Why are all the gays so GD attractive?
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No, M.E. I will not let you shave my asshole....

ricki lake's picture

PPS Lance does not look this good in real life. He has zero chest, and his face is kinda cute, kinda busted. He's a fairly unremarkable-looking guy. Behold the powers of Photoshop.

Reeter's picture

Nice!

TT99's picture

Fuck Lance Bass. He decides to become hot AFTER he comes of the closet?
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:37pm.

Why are all the gays so GD attractive?
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Not all! *remembers English bald dude from yesterday*

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I think he looks fuckhawt.

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ricki lake's picture

It's ok Loozer, I owned the soundtrack, hahaha. Talk about embarassing. He's ok...I'd do him 'cause I'm easy lol. PS We all know Jimmy Bocca's room is plastered with posters of Lance, all tinted yellow from his butt juice. He is obsessed.

Snoogle's picture

Meh. That rub on facial hair and sweat sure brings out the wrinkles and pock marks. Yeah, that's all kinds of sexy.

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boredasfuckyo's picture

That hardly even looks like him.What the fuck happen to yo face bitch?Plus his eyes were way bluer then that.And his face was waaaay gayer.
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M.E.'s picture

Why are all the gays so GD attractive?

silvarga's picture

Meh, his pecs are subpar. That's why they're hidden behind the ropes and his fingers. I used to say I'd hit it, but now he's starting to look kinda Willem Dafoe in the face.

Ewww.

MissJaneTexas's picture

We ended up at the same party once last year. He is really cute IRL but much shorter than I expected him to be. He had just finished DWTS so he was buff too.

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Jimmy Bocca's picture

He's one of those guys that gets better with age. But I still don't find him that attractive, and I highly doubt he's packin anything over a 6incher.

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KD's picture

Remember the colored bandanas in the back pocket..does the yellow mean something? cuz if not, I think it was a bad color choice.

TexnDoc's picture

I've said he seems to be always doing something but doing nothing. As Madeline Kahn asked "What is it that you do-do?"

loozer's picture

The boy sure has pumped up since his On The Line shirtless scene.
Just realized I have admitted to watching crappy movie- dying of embarrassment.
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suckandfuck's picture

Don't give a fuck. He'll always be a fruit basket.

Albatross's picture

Hmmm...not bad.

"But then I see this, I get the drips and say to myself, "That'll do." Yes, I'm that easy." LOL, MK!

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