Thursday, October 8th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 7th!
Jesus Christ, you can't let KFed out in a crowd without the danger of someone getting pregnant. - ISprainedMyUvula
Runners-up:
A new way of getting milk is catching on.... It's called the "Selma Squirt". - muddy hands
Somewhere, Zachary Quinto is wishing he was a police officer right about now - Provolone
(Thanks Angel)
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YAY UVY & PROVY!!!!! Congrats muddy hands!
Isprained - good one!!! Congrats!!! *muahs*
Congrats to all runners up as well!!!! :)
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO
Congrats Isprainedmyuvula :)
I was ROBBED! It is, TOO, ok to make fun of Aretha!. That being said - quite funny hos! Congrats!
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
HeeHee! Good job winners!
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Spannx, hoooors.
WTG for muddy and provy!
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
Uuuuuuuvy!!! Congrats to all!
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Uvy! Congrats! further proof that you are the funniest hor I know. <3 <3 <3 <3
Congrats to the runners up too!!!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Congrats ISMU, Provy and Muddy!
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Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules...
Hooray Uvy! ♥ Congrats. to muddy hands and Provy, too.
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Horchata
Congrats Uvie♥, muddy hands, and Provy!!
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Young Galaxy - Outside The City
ulvyyyyyy xoxoxo this was my fave
comgrats to provy pants ;)
and muddy hands good one
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Producers of the Today Show attempt to stop Chaz Bono from showing off his new pee shooter.
Premooture Demonstration
Guy Ritchie takes offense when people say he was just milking Madonna.
Finally a man that can operate breasts.
A farmer fights back at Heather Mills' Anti-Milk protest.
Pam Anderson didn't quite understand her agent when he said her next gig would be a long shot...
Aretha Franklin does NOT tolerate the paparazzi.
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
The fluffer takes the cumshot stand-in out for target practice.
Make milk, not war
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Somewhere out there, in a darkened room all alone, tom cruise is fapping to this.
What made the octomom have a standoff w/ the police?
Even though he hasn't been on stage in years, KFed still gets excited when he's in front of a large crowd.
Who knew Mooriah was a squirter?
Fans wait for Samantha to arrive and take on her biggest shot for the new Sex and the City film.
The Japanese tourists were horrified when they found out milk baths down under were quite different from sento milk baths in their homeland.
Rally for La Leche de Vacas Liga.
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It was no wonder people needed God to talk to. No one else could stand it.
Now that she's out $200K, Kate requested a super cow that could feed all 8.
Tom Cruise proves he can milk a male cow.
The new Rosie O'Donnell show looks a little hacky, don't ya think?
Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?!
After saving the sick African babies, Salma Hayek turns her attention to malnourished riot police.
Mooriah got ticketed for dis-udderly conduct.
Turns out Khloe Kardashian has a talent after all.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, weclome to the 2009 World's Largest Udder Squirt Competition! Up next... Cisco Adler"
Meh. another Banksy.
The G20 protesters simply went too far this time! The cow was immediately TASERed at the scene.
The Enough Masturbating Bovines protest really drew some attention.
Damn. He's really milking his 15 minutes of shame.
Shootin' down the walls of soy shakes. Bang Bang.
Eat Mor Chikn
Tom and Katies recipe for fame:
1 part cow
2 parts riot-police
1 part douche
= Possarassi
JT will host the 35th annual 'Wet Pee Shirt' contest at the Folsom Street Fair this weekend.
Sorry, Suri. That is not a scientology-approved barley and whey milk formula. You'll have to get your drink from the spaceship up the street.
Unfortunately, Divine was arrested after this performance of "Shoot Your Shot".
What a nice man, making sure the officers have something to wash their donuts down with.
I see the MTV Awards committee has a back-up plan for Kanye's next onstage outburst.
Good God, Katie! Yes, you suck as an anchorwoman and you shouldn't have left NBC's Today Show - but did you really have to take it out on Matt, Meredith and Al "out on the plaza"?