Saturday, October 10th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Bai Ling (43)
Chiaki Kuriyama (25)
Mya (30)
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe (31)
Dale Earnhardt Jr. (35)
Mario Lopez (36)
Amy Ryan (40)
Brett Favre (40)
Rebecca Pidgeon (44)
Martin Kemp (48)
Jodi Benson (48)
Simon Townshend (49)
Bradley Whitford (50)
Julia Sweeney (50)
Tanya Tucker (51)
David Lee Roth (55)
Nora Roberts (59)
Ben Vereen (63)
Peter Coyote (68)

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Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 11:09pm.

OH NO! I have been waiting forever to say it's my birthday too and first I get the stomach flu, then I find out it's BAI LING'S birthday too! Why couldn't it be Lisa Ling??

I think I'll go kill myself now...

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Submitted by patty cake on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 9:13am.

julia sweeney is a fuckin bitch

xoxox

The war isn't working.

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Submitted by Michaell_Mandar... on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 8:09am.

TANYA TUCKER'S A FUCKING LEGEND. WORD.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 5:32pm.

It's the asian genetics that makes her look 23 instead of 43.

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Submitted by QueenieBK on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 4:09pm.

HB Martin Kemp, always loved you on EastEnders.

~Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.

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Submitted by QuweenJillian on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 3:27pm.

WTF Bai Ling is 43? She looks like she's in her late 20's, dang!

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Submitted by There I said it on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 3:22pm.

She's 43?! I never seem to get the age thing right. Some people look ridiculously old and some real young. Asians have it easy though. They have really good genes. How great to be in your forties and looking like you're in your twenties.

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Submitted by Skye10 on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 2:37pm.

Happy Birthday to Mya- I hope you win DWTS. Mario- stay looking fine and Nora Roberts- keep writing some of my favorite books.

Also Happy B-Day to the rest of my fellow Libra's. :)

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 1:48pm.

Few bands ripped it up like DLR & Van Halen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glJve8dDwfI&feature=related

HB #4:

Yeah...I 'aint sure what you'll do when it really is OVER either:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un3B7Og-FS0&feature=related

HB MYA:

Serious butterface...but I'd still give that thang a good birfday pounding.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l121/cakeandice-cream/Mya2.jpg

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Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 1:33pm.

Happy Birthday to Diamond David Lee Roth , Mario Lopez and Tanya Tucker (motherfucker!)

Dave , so thankful you and Eddie VH were able to put it back together and satisfy your fans.

Mario- like I told you before, get out of infotainment shit TV and develop some real characters/ roles for Latinos in cinema, you can do it.

Tanya Tucker, its OK, the plastic surgeon can be your friend too !....

Happy Bday sluts!

"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 1:13pm.

holyshit Bai Ling is 43?! She looks early 30s max! THAT is how you take care of your skin/face wow! <-- memo to the Blohans

Submitted by Zambonie on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 12:36pm.

Bai Ling looks to be late 20's to early 30's

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 12:17pm.

Happy birthday to Brett Favre! I've always had a soft spot for this handsome great athlete. And he was such a hunk in "There's something about Mary".

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Submitted by toni on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 12:11pm.

Ha, You made her middle aged, love it. She aint but who cares. I used to think Peter Coyote was so hot, god he is old.

Submitted by cotillionaire on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 10:51am.

damn! i honestly though jodi lyn o'keefe was on here because she played taylor vaughan in She's All That and i loled because that's hilarious. who knew she did other stuff?

good for her? way to peak early.

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Submitted by govt_cheese on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 10:47am.

Thought it was Bill Kaulitz again there for a minute

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Submitted by gines on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 10:39am.

bai ling's got a case of wonk eye in that picture. subtle yet noticeable.

Submitted by freebird on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 10:16am.

I like Bai Ling's craaaazaaay! HB you young lookin slut.

Submitted by fez on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 10:16am.

Holy shit, Bai Ling is 43, I think we should all try this, crazzzzyy works - and I always loved Peter Coyote and Martin Kemp is a hottie...

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Submitted by Geebz74 on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 10:12am.

What an interesting mix of birthday sluts. Man is this ecclectic! I'm glad to know that Ben Vereen is still here among us. Happy BDay Ho's!
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 10:00am.

Happy Barfday Dale Earnhardt Jr.!

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 9:58am.

BAI RING HAVE SUCH GOOD ENGRISH

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 9:56am.

Bai Ling is such a Butterface, and her career is down the toilet.

Mya is cute, but has terrible legs and her career is down the toilet.

Everyone on this list has a career in the toilet, besides Brett FAVRE. I hate the way his name is pronounced.....it is spelled wrong! :)

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Submitted by shakeitout on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 9:48am.

43! i thought she was 15...

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Submitted by muffintops on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 9:31am.

that crazy bitch is 43! wow!

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Submitted by LuxLuv on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 9:29am.

Happy birthday to all celebrity D-Listers

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Submitted by MENTOK_THE_MIND... on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 9:29am.

Bilingual is 43? My world is upside down once again.. she looks younger than BloHan

Submitted by ja_guide on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 9:28am.

Happy birthday Mario Lopez and Ben Vereen.

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 9:26am.

Whoa! Bai Ling (ual) looks much younger than 43.
Whereas TANya Tucker looks to be about 73.
Never liked her.

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Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 9:25am.

Happy birthday sluts!
Good morning all!

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 9:09am.

That picture is SO tame! What the hell?!

HB, hos!

♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 9:05am.

It's Pat!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRY_t6GEOB4

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Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 9:05am.

I can't say her name without adding an "ual" at the end. Impossible.

Bai Ling Ual!

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 8:59am.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. gets a mention? Really, MK....

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Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 8:56am.

happy birthday to jodi lynn o'keefe, maya, mario lopez and the rest!!

hello dlisters!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'