Hot Slut Of The Day!

Hofit Golan - Hofit is a socialite-type who is famous for bringing her feuding breasts to event after event. Yeah, Hofit's chichis hate each other. They never ever speak or look at one another. They won't ever stand next to each other. Titty War 3 is going down on Hofit's chest. I don't know how she deals with it. Anyway, Awful Plastic Surgery has dubbed Hofit "Europe's Phoebe Price." That is reason enough to bestow Hofit with a Hot Slut award.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Day

Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:56pm.

I used to think that Tori Spelling had the world's worst boob job. I just changed my vote.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 5:08pm.

At first glance, I thought this was Stifler's mom.

Anyway, I feel somewhat bad for botched breast surgery victims. Society is so critical about what breasts are supposed to look like, and I can understand why so many women choose to mutilate their chests.

As I've said several times previously, I am one of those women who have been mocked and humiliated whenever she wears a low-cut or formed fitting top. It has made me insecure, and further more caused me to believe that I'm an anathema to heterosexual men. Worrying about engaging in intimate activity with a man one day and him being put off by seeing me topless or bare, is a regular occurence for me.

Because I can emotionally relate to women who get breast augmentations or any other surgery, I sympathize for those whose procedures were not successful. Most women don't get cosmetic surgery just for the hell of it, but because they personally feel insecure and unaccepted for their physical appearance.

Granted, I've never seen this woman in my life, I emphathize for her in this instance.

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Submitted by manye on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 4:14pm.

Hofit has got some Ho 'Fits (and tits).

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:41pm.

Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:09pm.
That is one of the worst boob jobs ever! Did she get them done in a back alley somewhere?
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I think she got one in the East Coast, and the other in Tijuana.

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Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:39pm.

That is one of the worst boob jobs ever! Did she get them done in a back alley somewhere? Gads.

Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 12:08pm.

Do some women actually aspire to have the half melon bolt-on look? I mean, do you go to the plastic surgeon and say "Give me those fake looking ones?" It's truly results like this that make me happy with my modest, yet authentic, boobage.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:37am.

ewwww look at this pic of Holly M's bolt ons!

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/10/01/holly-madison-sans-photosh...

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Submitted by killerswan on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:33am.

Thanks for posting these gems. I don't know who she is but I laughed so hard it hurt. Feels good to laugh at the stupidity of others. Maybe some day her melons can sit down and talk and work things out so they can coexist on the same chest.

Submitted by Toonkinstein on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:32am.

..if you look really close you can read

Tupperwear
Patent Pending
Made in China

It's a Number 7 plastic.

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Submitted by RasKimmie on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:24am.

Maybe she's been titty fucking Ron Jeremy.

Submitted by rosespring_1231 on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:21am.

I think she and Posh had the same Dr.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:46am.

Raul ahahahahhahahh!

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Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:44am.

People with ugly boobs should wear outfits that cover them up. Those look nast.

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Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:09am.

She'd be kind of attractive if she didn't have those wonky fake tittays. She should really have that corrected or just take 'em out all together.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:42am.

LOoks like two bald men fightin under a blanket.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:41am.

Her tittay balls look like they want to flee her body!

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:40am.

She looks unbelievably soft and natural in that picture with Phoebe Price.

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:37am.

I'd have to hire two Mexicans from the Home Depot parking lot to push on those things just so I could TF her!********************************************************************************* We're all victims of our own gene pools, some one must of pissed in yours!

Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:37am.

Her plastic surgeon must have graduated from an online school.

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Submitted by hotmess119 on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:31am.

The whole fake funbags thing is sooooo 2004.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:22am.

Just fell in love with my boobs all over again. WHY would you do that to yourself. Horrible.

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Submitted by ewlulu on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:22am.

Did she save some money by getting the kind without nipples? Some of those dresses go far off centre (both down or to the sides), yet no nip slip. Either they are underneath, or just plastered over....

Submitted by Auntie Mame on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:20am.

Barbie is mad because this trick stole her chest.

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:20am.

True confession: once had a new york minute that maybe I would try this route, hang on to something....PLASTIC!!! The whole plastic or saline tit thing is just ovah!!!!!!! Bless the gods that prevent women from inserting this shit in their bodies. Bless them. Remember when Pammie went on Hollywood Squares when she had hers taken out. Whoopi was so supportive. Then she went and had bigger ones put back. How many times has she had this surgery by now?

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Submitted by Meth-freeq on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:18am.

Nice to show of your 80 year old woman hands, love the tittyballs though, they look genuine

He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.

Submitted by jwormyk on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:17am.

Isn't Phoebe Price Europe's Phoebe Price

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:17am.

Ladies, please don't get your boobs done. We love them in all the shapes and sizes. I would much rather have a women with nice small real boobs than big ugly unnatural fake ones. Don't you lose your sensitivity when they put in fake ones? If that's the case why rob yourself of pleasure?

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:07am.

In the thumbnail where she is standing beside PP, this broad looks like a deranged Vanna White.
Is she wearing one of PP's headbands?
(3rd thumbnail not the cigar one)

Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:00am.

Why would you want boobs that look like grapefruit halves shoved under your skin. They are meant to be close together and not look rock hard. YUCK!
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 7:55am.

Miss Phoebe looks like something out of "Valley of the Dolls meets My Fair Lady". Glad she has her own "wannabe".

Submitted by The C word on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 7:53am.

If the ho fits....

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Submitted by BillyKK on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 7:51am.

The picture where she’s wearing a gray dress shows off her gorgeous plastic beauty, it’s actually funny how people PAY money to look like that… next time I would recommend to use a chainsaw- it’s cheaper and you get the results right away.