And Now There's "Mugging Footage"

Earlier this week, a clip of leprechaun Seth Green flipping a table and throwing a toddler-approved freak-out on the set of a commercial magically landed in everyone's inbox. Well, here's a new clip from a parking lot surveillance camera of Seth getting mugged just a couple of hours before. Apparently, this is why he had the angries in a bad way.

Something in the milk ain't clean about this. If you just got mugged in a parking, wouldn't you: a) scream for the cage fighting drag queens of Wales b) wonder why six TMZ cameras weren't on the scene or c) call the police?

Or if you're Seth Green, you bitch out your bodyguard and pull a Teresa Giudice on a table. Makes sense. I still think we need to get Det. La Toya on the case.

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Submitted by Wil In Minneapolis on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 5:57pm.

Madame S totally beat me to it .. I am calling Bullshit!! on this one.

How likely is it that the car would just be viewable? How likely is it that Seth would just happen to walk a path - both times - that highlighted his location on the video and what is that motion that he makes to his right .. our left .. after he shuts the trunk and the first dude starts walking into camera range?? And have we heard if a police report has been filed on this? I can't find any news of that.

I love the Angry Red-Headed Jewish Leprechaun .. but something in the milk definitely ain't clean!

Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:15pm.

He should have called the cops and not taken his anger out on the crew and the poor table. Did they get away with his Lucky Charms?

Submitted by ronnyk on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 2:46pm.

Who knew the craft service people on that comercial he threw a fit on had their own mob?

Submitted by shards on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 2:42pm.

What kind of person are you when you make fun of someone who has just been attacked in a parking lot?

Submitted by agirl on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 2:10pm.

How do we know that was Seth Green? That could have been anybody.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 1:22pm.

So what'd they take? His leg extensions?
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Submitted by nono on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 12:51pm.

Whether it is real or not, I love the outpoor of sympathy evinced by comments such as: "Seth Green is large enough to be seen on security camera footage?" and "Someone wanted that motherfuckers Lucky Charms." LOL.

Submitted by Blahfrickinblah on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 12:40pm.

He needs to hire himself some Keebler Elves to watch his back.

Submitted by MarkyMark7 on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:00am.

Those red-headed Jewish leprechauns get riled up soooo easily!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:51am.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:18am.
Someone wanted that motherfuckers Lucky Charms
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Submitted by A Noun _is a pe... on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:47am.

Seth Green is large enough to be seen on security camera footage?

Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:29am.

Submitted by TheHeckler on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:32am.
Where are Snap and Crackle when a brotha needs 'em?
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:18am.
Someone wanted that motherfuckers Lucky Charms.
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HAAAAHAAAAAA! Nice.

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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:23am.

Hmmm.... interesting how the whole event takes place perfectly centered in the frame of the surveillance camera. The whole thing seemed orchestrated to me and a whole bunch of details just don't add up.

Creative attempt for some press on Seth Green's part, though.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:13am.

You don't need to guys to mug Seth Green. Hell, a good gust of wind would knock him over.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:04am.

LMAO at Theheckler!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:03am.

Hai chuh chuh chi chi chi..... the poor wee lad.
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Submitted by cabbagehead on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:03am.

this isn't fair, its like they mugged a little kid. how rude! (stephanie tanner voice)

Submitted by TheHeckler on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:02am.

Where are Snap and Crackle when a brotha needs 'em?

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:01am.

i'm gonna go, but i gotta leave this last thought... ya know, i understand that being mugged is a real pain in the ass(and it shouldn't happen to anyone) but, really.. i'm getting so tired of these celebrities thinking they actually do WORK for a living... pfft!

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:59am.

Is this like the Seinfeld "backwards" episode ?

Tomorrow is there going to be footage of
him 10 minutes earlier, beating off in
his truck ?

I too am doubtful as to the veracity of this
"footage" No one mugs Scotty Evil and gets
away with it. No one.

Submitted by loozer on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:02am.

I hope this doesn't hurt his chances of being cast as one of the Lollipop Guild in the Wizard of Oz remake.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:53am.

He should have called Smurfette to come and save him, but perhaps she was on her corner?

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Submitted by SkyBitch on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:52am.

I wonder if they got away with his pot o' gold.

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