Thursday, October 8th 2009

Dr. Feel-A-Titty?

56-year-old Shirley Rae Dieu of Irvine, CA went to Dr. Phil for therapy (mistake number one), but says she left his office more fucked up than when she got there. Yesterday, Shirley filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles claiming that during her therapy session with Dr. Phil in 2007, he molested her left booby, forced her to stare at a live nekkid man and refused to let her leave his Hollywood office. Basically, it sounds like a nightmare directed by David Lynch.

In the documents, Shirley says Dr. Phil brainwashed her by making her watch "tapings depicting her as a different personality other than her own." And about that nekkid dude thing, Shirley says Dr. Phil "forced her to be in the same room with a completely live naked man while he exposed his entire naked body, genitals and all."

Dr. Phil kept her captive in his office, and when she tried to get out of there, his staff stopped her. They also refused to let her sleep or eat. Shirley tells People that another woman is going to join her lawsuit. Shirley is asking for cash money, but the specific amount is not known yet.

Shirley is no stranger to suing a bitch. In 2002, she sued a hospital for malpractice. Two years ago, she also sued a car dealership. According to People, Shirley is acting as her own attorney.

Look at that face. If that face was looking at you while his hand was on your booby, you'd never recover. You would develop instant-cataracts, foam at the mouth uncontrollably and probably live under your backyard deck. I wouldn't be able to talk, let alone file a lawsuit. However, this is Dr. Phil she's talking about, and he's the skeeziest skeeze who ever skeezed, so let's believe it.

And what the fuck with the live (as opposed to dead) nekkid man thing? If that's what Dr. Phil considers therapy, make me a damn appointment.

Posted by: Michael K


Katt's picture

As skeevy as Dr. Phil is, I cry bullshit on this lady's story. Dude even isn't licensed, so he wouldn't be seeing people for therapy. Plus, why would even need to with all the money he makes in TV and books? And all that stuff about not being allowed to eat or sleep...what the fuck? Last I checked, therapists didn't schedule nap and snack breaks during sessions. It's not frickin kindergarten. And who in their right mind would be able to afford that???
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gmrjr59's picture

LOL be serious... the staff stop her from leaving. They saw her in a room with a neked man and Dr. Phil is feeling her out and they said," Look you can't leave... this is part of your therapy." LOL...

Creepy story. How long before O and Tyler Perry buy the rights to this and it "Precious 2"?

These allegations sound bogus but Dr. Phil is indeed sleezy. He lost his license in TX and is not licensed in CA. IMO it's just a matter of time before the skeletons in his closet reveal themselves. In the meantime, thanks to Oprah (ugh!), he will continue exploiting people on TV for his personal gain.

Those are the fakest looking teeth I have ever seen. Mr. Ed is somewhere out there mumbling his words.

Whatever's picture

I don't think this story is true.

EvilShoe's picture

Okay, I fucking HATE Dr. Phil, but I am Team Dr. Phil on this one.

I wonder what she was having issues with to begin with to go see him? Does anyone know?

paris herpes's picture

If Dr. Phil ever touched my booby it would probably shrivel up and DIE! This is HEINOUS! EWWWWW! He's always looked a little pervy to me IMO...

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Sandbitch's picture

Dr Phil looks like he has glass eyeballs. Hang on, its a wax dummy, my silly.

agirl's picture

Oh please, what is the big deal. Dr. Phil grabbed my boob once, and I LOVED IT!

Disraeli_Ears's picture

Dr. Phil HUNGRY!!! Me eat you ALL!! How that work for you???

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sonne's picture

NO idea if this is true but here goes anyway: Years ago on a mothers with new babies type forum, a guy showed up and said he worked with Dr. Phil. This guy claimed that Phil had a mistress stashed away in Texas (?), so on and so forth. The guy who claimed this got a warning and may have been banned, lol, but I think he was telling the truth or rather, everything he said wouldn't surprise me if it were true.

boredasfuckyo's picture

I think she's full of shit.The fact that she's had other lawsuits.And I mean Dr.Phil is an asshole,but that shit just sounds to fucking weird even for him.
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M.E.'s picture

His teeth are too white.

xxyxz's picture

nice make-up

Umm. not really

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Centaurious's picture

My guess would be that the nekkid man in the room was Dr. Phil in a toupee.

Pennyroyal's picture

When Dr.Phil smiles he looks like Corky Thatcher.

xxyxz's picture

*waits for OP*

suckandfuck's picture

IT'S CUZ I'M SO FUCKING REFINED AND SHIT.

Bossy's picture

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:52am.

Is Dr. Phil even a real doctor?

He's a Ph.D Dr., not a medical Dr.

Manimal5's picture

Is Dr. Phil even a real doctor?

Newportjoey's picture

Phil got in legal trouble in Texas long ago....Blanche and I remember ALL the dirt....Love, Jane Hudson.

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sandrak's picture

Nice shade of cover-up.

madam s.'s picture

Yeah, how long is your therapy session if you need to sleep and eat?? Ahhaha. And since you pay by the hour, that sounds like it would be getting pretty pricey. Better to sleep somewhere other than the therapist's office to save money.

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Reeter's picture

I don't like Dr. Phil, but I doubt this is true.

ronnyk's picture

Damn! Too bad this gal is a sue happy nut job. I'd love to see that blow hard Dr. Phil get his tit in a wringer.

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Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:08am.
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:04am.
no sleep, no food, titty grab, naked man

um.. I think I had therapy one night in 1990.
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Hekki's picture

Well, seems like everyone here (pretty much) is in agreement that this lady sounds cracked.

If the only allegation were that he touched her titty, I might actually buy it. But the other shizzle? No way.

Dr. Phil is too smart to shit where he eats. Unlike some OTHER people who have been in the news lately.

The Fly's picture

Dr. Phil played the part of the woman, the nekkid dude and Dr. Phil! His favorite part was feelin his own titty!

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LOL - Regarding the "live naked man" Many years ago when I live CA I always used to laugh at a sign (forget exactly where but always saw it back and forth from the airport) at a strip joint advertising "Live Nudes" like are there some strip clubs with "dead" nudes?
Unfortunately this woman is probably a nut - hopefully one day we will get some real dirt on old Dr. Phil...

NaNoop's picture

Okay, Dr. Phil is a JOKE, but is this shit for real??? I have my doubts. He still a quack-ass excuse for a "doctor".

Chirio's picture

snowy whore I need a new post cause i am scares with this pic..seriously...Mk...please another post. I feel my eyes have been space invaded.

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Submitted by speakit on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:04am.
no sleep, no food, titty grab, naked man

um.. I think I had therapy one night in 1990.
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Ahh, good times. Good times.

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M.E.'s picture

He is a FRAUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

snowpiece's picture

chiri/whore
let's sue dr Phil for space invading our eyeballs with that head!

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The Fly's picture

psh if Oprah never said "This has stopped me cold from eatin another burger!" on TV this guy would not have a career. And you know one time he told this cat on his show that he was being selfish just cause he jerked off while wearing women's clothes? That he was being "inconsiderate" to his wife?! I mean, dude's wife came home and dude was passed out on the rug with her dress on. And it was hiked up. True story.

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Meth-freeq's picture

He could be the star in Dead and Buried II

He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.

speakit's picture

no sleep, no food, titty grab, naked man

um.. I think I had therapy one night in 1990.

Chirio's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:58am.
OMG Chiri just touched mah tittie! IMMA SUE
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Let's sue each other for "space invading our breastessssssssssses" talk about touching...it is on topic...I want to get fondled...any men around today? lol ahahaha ahhaha. whore.

Coma Caca!!

Chirio's picture

fuzzy bald spot

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Sexecution on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:54am.
Doctor Phil lost his license to practice in Texas because he did sexy times with a patient.

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OMG Chiri just touched mah tittie! IMMA SUE

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Submitted by cabbagehead on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:45am.

I agree. Why would Dr Phil McCrevice need to see patients? isn't he busy enough with TV?

"They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love."

Chirio's picture

arrrgh double post

Coma Caca!!

oh my god. i couldn't even read the story because i was so captivated by that photo. the make-up job alone... amazing. not to mention the crazed yet vacant look in his eye. haaa i believe the mental patient. done and done.

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Submitted by Pers on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:53am.

"Nein! You can't leave! Let me feel ze boobie and you look at ze nekkid man. Look! Du hast!"

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suckandfuck's picture

Would not fuck.

Sexecution's picture

Sleep or eat? How long was that therapy session? Doesn't he have a show to tape daily? Doctor Phil lost his license to practice in Texas because he did sexy times with a patient.

I didn't think he had a private practice because he's rolling in dough, I also don't think he has a license in California. She's a dipwad but I'm pretty sure he's grabbing titty at his studio and the production assistants titties are his easy targets. I call crazy trying to sue sleezy.