Baby Jesus Is Getting A Brand New Manger
Who says that almost losing your finger every time you stick it in Vadge's Venus Fly Snatch doesn't pay off?! The Sun says that Madonna wants her child near her at all times, but she isn't ready to set up a nursery for him in her house, so she's buying him a shiny new crib of his very own! Apparently, Vadge has sent out her real estate slaves to find her kept child an apartment within walking distance to her own cougar den on the Upper East Side in Manhattan.
Some source who seems to know all about the situation said, "She's told them to spend no more than £1.7million and the pad has to be within walking distance of her townhouse. She is financing everything but Jesus will own it once it's found and bought. She really wasn't kidding when she told him he'll never have to worry about money from now on."
Baby Jesus' dick really does do miracles, because he's managed to turn Vadge's lady jizz into cash! We all have to start respecting Baby Jesus as one of the major players in the gold digging game.
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Is that easy to get a $3,000,000.00 manger?
That's far more than Guy Richtie and Sean Penn got in their honeymoon. Have you done better?
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease, tell me how!
Mario
Mario
They (rich people) say money can't buy happiness, but I'd sure like to give it a try!
Submitted by Miramami on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 5:40pm.
Mira, I'm surprised Madonna put baby Jesus up in a $3 million manger. I thought she was smarter, but then again, Jesus has the power to work miracles, so there you go.
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True. And also:
3 million is a drop in the bucket for Madonna.
It buys some security - it's harder to leave a woman who buys you a 3 million dollar manger.
A 3 million dollar manger requires a LOT of cash for maintenance.
Jesus may be able to perform miracles but without Madonna no one would know he exists. If he pisses her off everyone will wonder, one day, whatever became of him.
It's not really a manger. It's a trap.
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Oh, I can just see Vadge financing Rocky remakes for Jesus.
Mira, I'm surprised Madonna put baby Jesus up in a $3 million manger. I thought she was smarter, but then again, Jesus has the power to work miracles, so there you go.
BG must have a secret weapon to account for his success.
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
That's how you play 'dem hos'.Leave it to Jesus to know how to work that thang.
No fool like an old fool. *Sigh*
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
baby jesus as managed to amaze me , i would have never taught someone could get cash out of vadge , you go gurl !!!!! jesus light for prez!
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin
Vadge and Guy Oseary think this is good PR.
I, like Guy Ritchie, think it's retarded.
Seriously, who is she fooling? 12 year-olds?
Couldn't she have found someone more manly looking? RETARDED.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." Michael K.
So Vadge has to pay $2 million for regular guaranteed on-call sausage - and homosexual sausage at that!
She won't let Jesus live in her den? Maybe she doesn't want him to see all her sagging skin in the shower.
Damn I'm so jealous now...he is made for life and he's only what...23? He is definitely the BABY of all goldiggaz...
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
I hate double standards. Men do this shit all the time. Let her enjoy that ass ;)
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"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"
@dementa:Centaurious, actually she looks like a veiny manly mess WITH her clothes on (never mind naked!), she's only sexy as a man, and her prior lovers claim she's anything but freaky. Also, dude is gay (read the blind items) so I doubt she's getting anything in the sack.
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I can see your points, and I can't prove they're not valid, obviously!
However, she is 50, she is going to have some signs of aging. She is sexy, you can be sexy at any age. I think the prior lovers are downing her because she's dicked them over and they want to get back at her. This has been happening since the 80's. I don't think BJ is gay, although I would agree that he is probably bi. All the best-looking ones are! :) IMO, she is pretty, sexy voice, POWER AND MONEY, big turn ons and a stepping stone for a young guy's career, but no way is Madonna not getting sex. She's bangin' this boy to beat the band!
Centaurious, actually she looks like a veiny manly mess WITH her clothes on (never mind naked!), she's only sexy as a man, and her prior lovers claim she's anything but freaky. Also, dude is gay (read the blind items) so I doubt she's getting anything in the sack.
She basically wants the world to think she's sexy enough to pull a male model less than half her age, and reaffirm that her hubby finally dumping her veiny ass doesn't matter one bit to her. The actual sex matters less than the image she's trying to project.
Given what a cheapass she is, it makes me only suspect more that he's fake because she's taking care to lavish money on him. It can't be for love because she loves only herself, and it can't be for lust because he seems too passive to have sex with her, so it must be for the public's benefit. I suppose she fears the glittery gays will leave her for a newer pop skank.
Imo Madonna wouldn't pay for a man. I don't think the story is true. Maybe she's buys the apartment... but it remains hers.
@Eddie:
Tom doesn't like it when I shave. He says he prefers me European - like his men.
*sobs into toilet bowl*
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 12:13pm.
Thanks P, you need a shave
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 12:13pm.
I think I love you..haha :) I couldn't have said it better myself.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
He is NOT cute. He looks kind of slow or something...
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Douchechill!
I srsly do not think they are boning for one second. Wasn't there a blind item about a woman and her young dude she was paying to be her faux bf?
Showmance!!!
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." Michael K.
Good, I hate the thought of all that fucking Vadge money just sitting in a bank in Switzerland... let the hot piece of ass from Brazil have some of that dough.
I have it on good authority (random blog comments) that he is as gay as the day is long.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." Michael K.
@MissJaneTexas:I enthusiastically endorse this statement. If I had the money I would do the same thing. I don't understand why people thinks she is ridiculous...I doubt there are many single woman of any age that would turn down sex from a hot, young 20 something...and if you say you would I say you be lyin
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Yeah, the way I look at it, he'd be turned on by my money and power, and I'd be turned on by his physical perfection and my control over him...also, I don't get why people say she's a hag, etc...I bet she looks damn good naked, she's sexy and probably a total freak in the sack.
Guys have been doing this forever, so go Madonna!
Submitted by Eddie on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 12:11pm.
Is he a runway model, or what? Does he have any self worth?
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Vagde met him in a W pictorial she did in Brazil, and decided to keep him along with the wardrobe.
As for worth, well...he's worth about £1.7million
just about now.
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Bottom-feeder.
I'm not crazy about the very young guys, bursting with vitamins.
Give me something a little more haggard, any day.
Is he a runway model, or what? Does he have any self worth? Back in the day she would of just blown him in the back of a limo, and be done with him..... This is her middle age coming out....
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:10am.
I heard that it is okay for a boy to have a S u g a r m o m m a as well is it too also ko for a C o u g a r to have a S u g a r b a b y.
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LOL.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." Michael K.
Miss Jane. hmmmm do you have anyone in mind, I might take one of those SYTYCD guys
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:47am.
I get the preference. I am not saying if you had to choose you would pick the 20 year old...I'm just saying if it was offered to you I am not sure you'd turn it down :)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
it's so weird, at least with guy you kind of sensed that there was something going on...they had a kid together and everything...but with him, i just don't get it...
maybe he's just very good at operating a vibrator...i'm sure his peen hasn't been touched by her cunt smegma...
she's so desperate, why not retire already, madonna? how much more money do you need?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:00am.
He is the gatekeeper of the veiny meat curtains.
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Oh, man!! You just won the grossest visual award with that one.
@jack : Down and to the left, to the left. Everything I own in a box to the left!
@ little_rascal: Hey, thanks!! Missed you guys, too. Dammit, I have to wait for Open Post, for once ahhahah god, I never thought I'd see so many D-Listed skanks in one place within two nights.
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Bottom-feeder.
Go to the open post, tardos.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Plecothomuth - how's it hanging, my friend?
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Heyo, loozer! And hi to all the other hos!
Nice to be back. Damn clients must hate me, sheesh!
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@ Plecostomus
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Pleco darling! We all missed you so much! ♥ ♥ ♥
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:18am.
Pretty guys make my ass barf. Would not fuck.
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Are you not feeling well today, honey? This is 2 in a row you wouldn't fuck. I'm gettin' worried....
And Baby Jesus has earned every penny, too. Anyone who has to pleasure the Vadge deserves that pay.
Pleco! Long time, no see!
Your avie is looking lovely today!
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Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules...
It would be so interesting to hear and see what comprises a normal day in the life of the Ciccone-Richie home.
Jesus is one lucky young stallion: a 2.8 million $ apartment for himself and world-wide exposure.
This from a notorious tightwad. *reeling*
Jesus is lookin' pret-ty beat.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:47am.
*displays birth certificate from 1971*
*autographs copies of homemade sex tape*
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
snowy - I agree. I wouldn't want to fucking train some young stud how to perform properly. At least the older guys have been around the block and "get it"
This is a hard job (pun intended) I just think of her beef-jerkey arms and I wanna hurl. A couple of mil is not going to go far though - and he will have to cash in the real estate and the toys and jewelry once she is done with his dick. He will probably have 3 or 4 mil at the end of the day. But - he probably has no education or innate brainpower, so he will blow through it in an attempt to make himself feel better - then have to look for another rich, ageing, insecure mark.
I just made myself sad.....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Lordy lordy, although I suppose she gets props (if it's genuine, which I have my doubts about) for flipping the script a bit and it being the man being kept and not vice versa.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Sexual..sexual healing...sexual..healinggggggg
Coma Caca!!
Miss Jane: I am being 100 percent honest when I tell you, no I would prefer sex with a hot later 30 something to early 40 something, HA, those babies don't have all their tricks down yet, and they are too into themselves, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton