Friday, October 9th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 8th!
Dog Obedience School for Scientologists - SkyBitch
Runners-up:
In certain canine prisons this is known as "Death by Farting Squad" - P-Money
On the season finale of "Who Wants to Mate with the Stray", Rags decides which of these bitches he wants to give the red rocket. - WTFOMGLOL
Following in a long line of tragic predecessors, child stardom was just too much for the Shiba Inu 6. - fauve
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Whoohooooo SkyBitch! Ya look lovely on the podium. Congrats also to P-Money, TWFOMGLOL, & fauve.
P Money you have me crying from laughter. NICE!
wow. thanks you everyone! *accepts award*
"ummm...I'd like to thank South Park for continually furthering my education in things I really didn't need to know, (like, what a red rocket is) but eventually find some use for somewhere. like here. when I should be working.
again, thank you. "
*leaves stage weeping, clutching my golden dildo award *
SKYBITCH!!! for the WIN!! Asses up of course!
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Funny!! "Red rocket" is classic--never heard that one before.
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One study showed that lap dancers get bigger tips at the time of the month when they are most fertile.
These are so funny! The cow pic from the other day is on Yahoo's most viewed list. Did u have anything to do with that?
commander kate + 8
Funny stuff winners!
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHHA!!! How FITTING that SkyBITCH won!!! COngrats, also, to funny bishes P-Money, WTFOMGLOL, and fauve!
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Bottom-feeder.
Congrats all!
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"How very dare you!"
way to go, SkyB!! congrats to the rest of ya too!!
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"I found out, long ago...
It's a long way down the Holiday Road."
Good one Sky! Congrats. P-Money, WTFOMGLOL ♥, and fauve. Hilarious sluts!
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Boogie Monster
congrats winners
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Congrats funny hos!
Altho, I have to say that P-Money TOTALLY stole my idea and just said it better(differently);p
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
red rocket! ewwwww!!
laughing.
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The McCanns Did It
red rocket! ewwwww!!
laughing.
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The McCanns Did It
LOL SkyBitch! Congrats P-Money, WTFOMGLOL & fauve!
When Kate realized her show was in danger, she looked for a new 8 to catapult her stardom.
Eeny meeny miny mo
Which of you bitches will be my ho.
I don't know but I've been told
(I don't know but I've been told)
Fido here has just struck gold
(Fido here has just struck gold)
Man, Dog Bootcamp sure seems a lot more fun regular basic training.
You have your work cut out for you here, Major Kibbles. But we know you have it in you, and for that, we salute you.
♪ Fuck that !! "Down dog" is for pussies!!
♪ I'll wait here until you assholes figure this shit out!!!
Hugh Hefner in his golden years.
or
Even the jonas brothers dog wears a purity ring
or
Pound puppies:Live action series
In the gay canine community, on a throne of bottoms, there can only be one Top Dog.
Jon wasn't kidding when he said the show turned the kids lives into a circus.
No, that is not what I meant when I told you take our dog to the dog pound. But I do think he'll be happier there.
Introducing VH1's new canine reality show, "Bark of Love."
Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to *WOOF*!!
Pimp's up, hoes down.
Round and Round we go, where the red lipstick goes no one KNOWS!!!!!
This reminds me of my 1978 issue of Woofsler!
Jon Gosselin seeks the highest bidder.
Fuck Ubu Fuck. Good dog.
I see you baby... shakin' that ass... ♪♫
The producers finally opted for their new porn movie to have a fantasy scene with a Doggystyle gangbang, Literally.
...and then MK's dog woke up.
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Anderson Cooper and his bitches.
thishotmess.com
The Canine Michael K. chooses his date for the weekend.
Michael K. chooses his date for the weekend.
Poo poo platter
Pick of the Litter
London still refuses training to bow down to any bitch since he gained freedom from Britney
In Korea, you can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a dog's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?
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What's the big deal? Who HASN'T been encircled by 7 bitches with their asses in the air?
Cesar Milan's Wet Dream
This is the standard reaction when Chuck Norris' dog is around
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...