Thursday, October 8th 2009
Suri Freaks Out For Ice Cream
In an ice cream parlor in Boston yesterday, Suribot climbed on the counter, grabbed at the topping and pretty much exploded over the thought of eating deliciousness. Switch out "Boston" and "Suri" with "DQ" and "Michael K" and that sentence would still be FACT. When the ice cream scoopers see me coming, they bring out their tasers. Seriously, doesn't everyone climb on the counters and lose their minds over ice cream? Well, not weepy ass Stepford Katie, but that ho doesn't even know she's on Planet Earth, let alone an ice cream store in Boston. It's going to take more than a cone full of sugar to get that trick in check.
Here's more of Icecreamzilla, Robobeard and Katie's mom terrorizing Boston.
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Typical Cruise.
Adults swaddled in sweaters scarves. Suri in a sleeveless summer dress.
She is cute though.
Suri is extremely adorable and cute, no doubt!! BUT also a typical spoiled brat in the making!
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Suri is just acting like a kid who doesn't understand boundaries and good behavior because she was never taught these things by her useless "parents." They're doing her more harm than good with this Clam "little adult" shit. I actually feel sorry for her, because she's in for a rude awakening if she ever experiences life outside the little Scieno/celebrity bubble she's in now. As it stands, I can see her having an absolutely MASSIVE sense of entitlement as she gets older.
put a sofa under her and we've got her daddy...
Ice-cream and dandruff, yum.
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Crzy little critter will be jumping on sofas in no time.
Suri is cute but she looks a little bratty in these pics..
Wow! that definitively is Tommy girl's influence there... It's like i love Katie Holmes all over again. Except, Suri loves ice cream. I LOVE ICE CREAM! NOM! NOM! NOM!
Get the little flippin rugrat off of the counter, a little rotten brat IS NOT CUTE. Where is the health department when you need them? Where is the discipline? All I see is three (3) media whores.
she makes the same face when she walks in on Tommy Girl entertaining one of his male visitors.
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Her hair is so RATTY!
That's so gross. Cut it, brush it, or pull that shit back!
Katie, poor thing, looks like she is on pills, to try to make it through the day, or cope with all of this.
What is up with that kids hair? I have three girls and one of them has very fine hair like Suri's seems to be. I have to pull it back in ponytails or barrettes to keep it from looking a complete mess. Surely, with all the money they spend on her clothes, they can do something with her hair. Poor kid.
That being said, if that kid was mine, 1. she wouldn't be doing that and 2. IF she did, she would be getting a swat on the arse.
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kate bot is lookin beat..she needs some plastica work before her face falls like her moms... and that kid isnt that cute as she grows up..
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That child looks like an frickin' spoiled little monster, throwing a tantrum on the counter. Any kid of mine who pulled that stunt would be leaving without the ice cream.
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Wow I can't even imagine how entitled this little girl will grow up to be. Like Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions. FCoA.
Good grief. What an effing brat. Is it against Scientology rules to brush or cut children's hair? Let's hope they put a fricking coat on her this winter.
Notice Katie isnt really holding onto her. I bet she is hoping that she will run away.
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Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me SICK!
You just KNOW that child is a spoiled nightmare.
what happened to the days she was a stylish and cute child: http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/67/60/suri.0.0.0x0.300x432.jpeg
if only someone gave the kid a bath a haircut and a makeover..or better yet take her away from the crazey..
I see Suri and right away think The Omen.. Damien. Sorry but this child looks like any minute she is going to blow pea soup.
*the ebil*
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Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me SICK!
Do they EVER comb her hair? It always looks like a rats nest.....she is a cute kid, but come on!
I think she is just rehearsing for her role in the new Predator movie.
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Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:35pm.
In the picture where Suri is about to fall into the ice cream, you can actually read the (backwards) sign on the glass that says please do not let children climb on the counter.
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Actually, the backwards lettering reads, "If we fail to give you a receipt, your treat is free," or something along those lines.
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Suri is EXTREMELY CUTE. Adorible. However would it kill them to brush her hair?? Or put it in a ponytail. Not to mention she should not be on a counter. Ugh. Spoiled brat in the making.
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LOL@thumbnail 5, tho. Where Katie and (her mom?) are pretending to not see the photog and Suri is KILLING him with her eyes. Fun!
I agree with Lauri, tho. It's straight-up irresponsible to let Suri do that. That behaviour wouldn't make me angry but I certainly wouldn't allow her to get her hair and her fingers all up over that counter - that's just dirty.
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shes so cute enjoying her day...
How unconscionable, Mrs. Holmes-Cruise has absolutely no common sense! If she did, she would NOT have allowed her kid to climb on the counter and stick her arm over the ice cream, especially with flu season already in full swing.
That little girl is not going to grow up to be cute, she's got Tom's nose. Poor thing.
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I get the feeling in this situation Tommy Girl and Katie Bot would be more upset with the ice cream vendor for making poor Suri wait instead of their spoiled, impatient spawn, therefore we'll let her crawl all over the food.
Submitted by onthefringe on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:15pm.
Suri doesn't like to wear coats. Suri doesn't like to wear pants. Suri doesn't want her hair cut, washed or tied back.
What Suri wants - Suri gets. She's running the show in that house.
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Um, that's nothin'. Seen a little girl named Shiloh lately? She is off the chain.
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Justs months to go before Suri is taller than Tommygirl.
Fuck, I hate parents like this. OH I HAVE A CHILD SPECIAL RULES FOR ME. Take your fucking spawn off the counter, woman. Christ. If I'd been there I would have 100% said something. So damn rude. It also amazes me that Katie Holmes has so much money and yet manages to look like some washed up suburbanite fifty year old every time I see her.
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Mom and daughter look like train wrecks.
Is mom on drugs? might explain her zombie appearance.
Did Suri jump onto the counter? or zombie gave her a boost.
With the army of bodyguard the store owners cannot do too much,
Next she will spit or throw up on the food. Totally gross.
If this is American royalty: the Gosselins are born aristocrats.
@dementa:In thumbnail 5, does it look to anyone like Katie's had some work done? Her cheeks and mouth don't look right.
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You bring up a good point. I have always suspected these celebs who have so much plastic surgery that they don't even look like themselves anymore of getting shit done on their kids. They don't want to see their former ugly selves in them...
The girl seems like a brat.
Katie Holmes used to be such a pretty, happy girl. Now she looks like a beaten up old woman. If the Cruise spin doctors want the world to believe these two are happy, then someone needs to tell the bitch to smile - or get out.
Suri doesn't like to wear coats. Suri doesn't like to wear pants. Suri doesn't want her hair cut, washed or tied back.
What Suri wants - Suri gets. She's running the show in that house.
That child looks like the devil's spawn. For real. It looks like her head is about to start spinning Exorcist-style.
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In thumbnail 5, does it look to anyone like Katie's had some work done? Her cheeks and mouth don't look right.
And three years old my ass. Do they think we don't know a four-year-old when we see one? She could easily pass for a smallish five.
And that hair is pretty gross, especially given the way she's hanging over the glass counter over FOOD. I could understand if she didn't want it restrained, but not why it isn't washed and brushed. And if she doesn't want it neat, just cut it short! But then I guess she couldn't be the perfect femmy princess Tommygirl wants to be.
Submitted by Noelegy on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:28pm.
Are they still claiming she's two? Because that would make sense, what with the "terrible twos" and all.
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Nope. They now claim she is 3 and turned 3 in April. I call b.s. That kid is probably a month or 2 away from turning 4.
As far as her hair goes, if she won't wear headbands, scrunchies, etc. then they should cut her hair in a bob. It looks awful hanging her in face like that. Her hair doesn't look like it has been trimmed in ages.
Are they still claiming she's two? Because that would make sense, what with the "terrible twos" and all.
The hair thing: My 5-year-old niece always has her hair hanging in her face. Her mother tries and tries to put clips, barrettes, scrunchies in it, to no avail. My niece just yanks them right out again. Maybe Suri's like that. Still doesn't explain why her hair looks so greasy and matted.
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Holy fooking crapola! Poor Suri....why won't anyone comb her hair? Or put a coat and some tights on her ass? Are we going to see her running around sleeveless again this winter? I live 90 minutes south of Boston, and as you see, the adults are all wearing some kind of sweater or jacket - It's NEW ENGLAND, ya' fooktards! It's chilly here ffs.
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Wow, Suri looks like an animal; unwashed, uncombed and wild as hell. She looks much older than her reported age too, and she is not very cute anymore. The least Katiebot could do is comb Suri's hair once in a while, it looks like she has mats in her hair! That kid has "spoiled rotton brat" written all over her!
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Thumbnail #11:
Katie looks like Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby after getting screwed by satan.
Gawd. Katie looks like she needs to be rescued by U.S. Black Ops. I'm guessing if she tries to divorce Tom she'll lose all access to the child. It really looks like they're doing her terrible damage.
Whoa. And when did Katie get permission to see her mom?!?
Katie isn't absent - she's TRAUMATIZED from all the fucking evil shit the Scientologists are putting her through to de- and re-program her. They probably keep her awake all night hooked-up to an electro-shock machine that gives her a sharp jolt every time she answers the question incorrectly. They call them "AUDITS".
Long time ago, I worked for a company that was a cover operation for Scientology. FUCKING BASTARD FUCKERS!!!! ROT IN HELL, cuz that's the only choice they get.
ETA: I heard that they use NARCANON to recruit people. People who are already beat down and homeless.
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Born February 10, 1959(1959-02-10)
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Lisa McPherson (February 10, 1959 – December 5, 1995) was a member of the Church of Scientology who died of a pulmonary embolism while under the care of the Flag Service Organization (FSO), a branch of the Church of Scientology. Many argue that she was, in fact, a victim of negligent homicide. [1] Following her death, the Church of Scientology was indicted on two felony charges, "abuse and/or neglect of a disabled adult" and "practicing medicine without a license."
The charges against the Church of Scientology were dropped after the state's medical examiner changed the cause of death from "undetermined" to an "accident" on June 13, 2000. A civil suit brought by her family against the Church was settled on May 28, 2004.[2]
Suri just looks like a fucking pain in the ass brat.