War At The Twins' Birthday Party
Today is the Gosselin twins' 9th birthday party, and Jon Gosselin tells Entertainment Tonight that it could turn into World War III. The battle between the rabid possum and the corroded ass wart will be caught on film, because Jon is bringing the ET camera crew to the party. These assholes make OctoCrazy (remember her?) look like the perfect picture of sanity and health. Hopefully, Jon or Kate gave their girls a never-ending prescription of Valium, because those kids are going to need it.
Jon whined that Kate wouldn't allow him to come to the party, but he insisted on it, "She's basically saying it would be too stressful to the kids to have both of us here, like we originally planned. I'm just going to stay! I own the house, so I can do what I want. She's trying to prevent me from seeing my kids on their birthday because she doesn't want to see me. She doesn't want to hear my apology. She doesn’t want to work things out."
When Jon & Kate filed for divorce did they also file for divorce from acting like adults? FUCK! Jon is acting like a toddler who went poopy in his panties and doesn't know what to do about it. Just suck it up. Pretending to like someone is not hard. I do it on a daily basis. When you're in their presence, just picture yourself slowly strangling them. It will make you smile, and then they will smile seeing you smile. It's not hard!
And when is Nancy Grace going to eat both of them already?! In case you missed it, here's Nancy going after Jon (round 2) on The Insider. By the way, those aren't CZs in Jon's ears. They are Christian Audigier's kidney stones.
Here's Jon picking up the girls' birthday cake in NYC before driving to Pennsylvania. SPOILER ALERT: He ate the cake in the car.
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Did anyone else notice that Mady's name was spelled wrong on the birthday cake Jon got? Does he not know how to spell his daughter's name? Did he not want to make the clerk do it over? What will Mady think when she sees it? I think I know: BALLISTIC TANTRUM!!!
Oh, Nancy! You made me fall in love with you all over again.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
These people need to fuck the fuck off and let those children have one normal fucking day in their lives. It's your kid's birthday for fuck's sake, leave your egos out of it. Fuck!
"Don't care"- Cuntiness personified!!!
Submitted Manimal5 on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:32pm.
I thought Jon didn't want the cameras on the kids anymore...so why did he bring the ET camera crew with him?
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I was thinkin the same thing. If Jon really cared about the kids, he would be at the very least living in the same town/state as the kids and not in a 1 bedroom bachelor in NYC with his 2 door sports vehicle.
He could have very well threw his own party but...I guess he ran thru the $ he took out of their joint account.
Jon is get very bad legal advice from his new attorney whose license was suspended for advisinghis clients while in the midst of divorce to clear out all bank accounts.
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Resistance is Futile!
He looks like Chastity, err Chazz, Bono!
Nancy Grace is an asshole.
Have seperate parties one w/ Mom and one w/Dad.
Kate is a jerk for keeping the girls away from their dad
@Khensu:
I'm not a parent, but I know damn well that if my ex was trying to prevent me from seeing my children, I'd be fighting tooth and nail just to be around them if I really cared. I'd be arguing myself blue in the face in order to celebrate my child's birthday with the family, unlike Jon who's either completely apathetic toward his children or desperately needs to grow a pair. Was he really that intimidated? It must have not been THAT important to him afterall.
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OR you do what a lot of other parents do and organize two events. It's not that hard and it gives the kids SOMETHING to look forward to in a divorce, yes? Jeesh - there's even TWO kids involved - even better. They're nine. If I was them, I'd be really pissed they were fighting over my birthday:(
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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
nancy get a life. jon get a real job.
there.everyone is happy again.
colour me surprised.
i never would have thought any man could make my father look good.
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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
So it's okay for him to put the kids on tv but not Kate?
This has all been very enlightening.
I'm off to bed for a couple of hours of shut-eye. My pillow calls. Walmart will be screaming for my blood if I'm late today. Better working at a Wally than having to resort to recession hooking though. At least for me anyway. I'd make a lousy hooker besides.
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Thanks, guys.
I really am starting to wonder if this is staged too.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
All I can say is that Kate & Jon better have some money set aside for the kids' therapy sessions later on when those kiddles hit their teen years.
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@khensuhetep:Such transparent excuses. Why don't these two grow up?
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OMG, what you wrote was like Shakespeare....you are so right.
Jon makes me sick. He should be in an apt. DOWN THE STREET from his 8 kids. Pathetic.
Am I the only one who thinks that this whole drama is fake and only being played for TV while the kids are little and Mommy and Daddy will "explain" while waving a check when teenager questions arise?
YEAH! What Khensu Hetep said.
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Such transparent excuses. Why don't these two grow up?
Kate Gosselin is perpetuating the feud, because it's just a smoke screen.
On the other hand, Jon Gosselin is such a self-centered brat. He's "staying" because he doesn't feel like attending the birthday party, and the way he justifies himself in that paragraph speaks in volumes. Not as though he was even about to even look at those children on his own terms any time soon anyway.
I'm not a parent, but I know damn well that if my ex was trying to prevent me from seeing my children, I'd be fighting tooth and nail just to be around them if I really cared. I'd be arguing myself blue in the face in order to celebrate my child's birthday with the family, unlike Jon who's either completely apathetic toward his children or desperately needs to grow a pair. Was he really that intimidated? It must have not been THAT important to him afterall.
I also have to admit how entertaining it is that his sob story had very little to do with the children, but moreso in fact was about the feud between him and Kate Gosselin. That entire quote posted above just sounds fresh from the mouth of a sore little bitch. Cue WAAAAHHHHmbulance. Gosselin tends to favor himself a victim here, which only magnifies his character flaws that much more.
For fuck's sake, these two fight like they're in high school and that they're fighting over friends rather than children.
"Well, I can't go to this party because (insert name here) is going to be there and we don't get along!", vice versa.
Poor Jon Gosselin must've been soooo conflicted whether to decide to go to party over such a sophomoric dilemma. Awww.
Don't get me wrong, it's common for adults to dislike or not get along with each other, but Jon and Kate Gosselin need to have class about it. If I was Kate, I'd hate Jon too, but knowing that I was hosting a birthday party for my child I'd just avoid him. The last thing I'd want to do is to expose my child to is more drama.
And just to clarify, I think that Kate Gosselin is a frigid twat but I'm tired of the media and the general public giving Jon Gosselin a free pass because THIS is what they consider to be "independent", "free", or whatever. In reality, he's just selfish and irresponsible and needs to quit being praised for being as unfit a parent as Kate. This jackoff is so concerned about partying and chasing 22 year old pussy that he put his children on the back-burner because of it.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
My favorite:
"I'm here to restore family values"
Me & Miz Nancy Grace & The World & NY Lottery Sweet Million Bunnies:
"SAY WHAAAAAAT???"
@bornagainChristian:Get them some court ordered psychiatric forensics, divorce therapy and put Jon on some meds for his delusional disorder. Lithium maybe??
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Seriously, put that entire family on Lithium. The parents are nuts, and the sins of the fathers are visited upon the children, so in my opinion, why wait?:)
Maybe Kate's brother and sister in law should be awarded temporary custody while these two children 'work things out'. Give them a time-out from parenting and the kids some time out of the war zone.
Get them some court ordered psychiatric forensics, divorce therapy and put Jon on some meds for his delusional disorder. Lithium maybe??
Then maybe...MAYBE.....they'll EARN the PRIVILEGE to be parents again.
nuff said?
Is mmmmmmmkay an mmmmmmkay thing to say?
Fill me in.
Breeding for bucks is bad, mmmmkay?
Roger Clemens could be his brother.
Literally and figuratively.
He was ripped a new one...DAMN!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Um he is bringing cameras to the birthday party after shuting down the TLC cameras? This guy really is retarded.
Shame on these "parents" for making a circus out of their family! Normally, you have one parent who is trying to do good by the children, but in this instance it's neither! Who's going to finally stand up for the kids? There's too much going on and when it finally comes to a head, those kids are gonna be the losers.
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I totally agree that Johnathon Gosselimp is a bit slow, perhaps he was deprived of oxygen at birth and has some kind of a syndrome.
Someone else previously suggested that maybe he was dropped on his head a few times when he was a baby. ;-)
I thought Jon didn't want the cameras on the kids anymore...so why did he bring the ET camera crew with him?
I love the look on her face when she says that last comment..."Don't Care!".
Too Effing FUNNY!
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...Jon 8 Kate...apparently...
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"All I wanna do is get chinese and go home and watch the midgets" - Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
Do he and Kelly Clarkson have the same stylist?
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Miss Nancy RULES!!!
Do Cara or Mady even care if they see this fool on their birthday?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
i am completely not kidding when i say he is on the special side a bit (used to teach special ed)...emotionally disturbed, borderline personality disorder (someone else on here mentioned that before)...with a touch of FAS, or perhaps he was deprived of some oxygen at birth...my dad is not 1/100th as bad now that i look back as this guy...seriously i regret all the door slamming i did over early curfews or not being able to take the family car without the miles being recorded...these kids are a couple years away from stripping, breakdowns, mass murder, cutting, eating disorders etc...
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 6:10pm.
seriously, the LAST MAN ON EARTH i would fuck would be this one.
Ugh, I'd take that old tattood dude with the crooked branch peen over this
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...aaahahaha!...I would screw a picnic table first, then the old tatted dude!......
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"All I wanna do is get chinese and go home and watch the midgets" - Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
What genius advised Mr. Gosselin to appear on ET in this format. This guy is not only a douchebag, he's pretty stupid also. He does not have the skills, experience or intelligence to be in a format like this, particularly with someone of Nancy Grace's caliber. Lay off the mary jane and Twinkies, get to the gym, and open a book once in awhile.
I can't fucking stand either of these douchequeefs, but Nancy handing Jon his nutsack is pretty satisfying.
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They deserve eachother. Both of them are self centered idiots. For the sake of the kids, the media needs to just stop giving them attention!
From radaronline:
Kate had asked Jon, via email, to pick up Cara and Mady from the bus stop at 4 p.m. Thursday, spend a few hours with the girls at the Wernersville, PA home and then vamoose. Jon objected to having his time limited.
The next thing you know a crowd of photographers was gathered at the Gosselin ponderosa on Thursday and Kate was fuming that Jon had tipped some of them off in exchange for $$$$. Yes, there were live stream shots of the backyard, a white fence and trees! But Kate was told that the plan was for Jon to have all the kids come outside to play and he was going to be financially compensated by sellers of the images.
And yes, the irony was not lost on anyone of Jon profiting off selling his kids' birthday party while shutting down TLC because he didn't want the kids filmed.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
the epi when the tuplet couldn't poo!
Check TMZ he's still there, although I don't know how much time he's spending with the kids since he's running out to the paps every 5 minutes.
While i absolutely think John is a douchebag, Even if it is for the wrong reasons, and a little too late, those kids need to be off TV.
There's plenty of other shit to attack him for, smoking, that stupid shirt, stealing the families' money...... why get shitty at him for the one correct idea he's ever had?
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
@Pers: But AW! thanks for the chubby lil LiLo pic. That's cute;p
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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
I'm officially in love with Nancy Grace. Jon = PRICK.
I LOVE Nancy Grace!!! I busted out laughing at the end at the way she said "Don't care" when he said his earrings are CZ's. God I love that woman! She ripped Jon a new asshole and that dim-witted douched deserved it. Nancy eats dumb, hypocritical douches like Jon for breakfast!
Who gives a fuck.
NANCY GRACE IS OFFICIALLY MY HERO!!!!
sorry for getting all kanye on everyones ass
im glad she tells him his shit and he gets quiet about it!
coolest bitch on earth
when he says theyre czs and she goes
"dont care!"
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OMG, what a tool. Why can't these two fix their problems without the media? Just because they obviously don't have the best feelings towards each other doesn't mean that their kids have to suffer. If these two were any kind of real parents they would know that. Regardless of how they feel about each other, they need to be civil FOR THEIR KID'S SAKE. If that means being at the kids party TOGETHER for a few hours, then that's what it means. Both of them need to suck it up, act like adults, and stopping pointing fingers, because neither one is better than the other.
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