Shhh.... Michael Lohan Is Going To Stage An Intervention For Blohan

The last time we left Michael Lohan, he was burping about how his daughter is HONGRAY for prescription pills and how he plans to save her. Well, Michael Lohan is still at the same place we last left him: shouting all sorts of shit to Radar.

This time around, Michael is yammering about how he plans to stage an intervention (Candy Finnigan just queefed, burped and farted at the same time) to save his daughter from the evil doers who keep giving her the bad shit. Don't ask me how Radar can understand a word he says seeing as though his head is shoved up his ass. Maybe the words somehow make their way out of his peen hole? Who knows.

Michael said, “I had a conversation with her, her mother and everyone…over the next couple of weeks I’m going to be doing things in a pretty public way. But Dina has got to get on the same page with me. It’s a serious situation. You can’t just talk about it and tell me that you want to do an intervention and then do nothing. When Lindsay doesn’t adhere or listen to what I say about serious situations, I feel I have to speak publicly to put pressure on her. If she doesn’t take my advice and do what I say…the more pressure I put on her, the more likely she is to eventually do the right thing.”

The intervention will be held at Mulcahy's Pub on Long Island. You can buy tickets at the door for $5. It's BYOA (bring your own Adderrall). White Oprah will open the intervention by strutting around the stage in shoes from her new shoe line "SHOE-HAN." I'm not making the last part up.

Below are pictures from a press conference for White Oprah's new collection of shoes. It's really called "SHOE-HAN." The shoes will be sold at Big Lots, stoop sales, swap meets and lesser known back alley pharmacies beginning next year. They are perfect for crushing your pills down into dust and for kicking your 15-year-old daughter out to work the ho stroll.

In the third thumbnail, I think she's telling the two people there (including Nana Lohan) how big she likes her bottles of Vicodin to be. At first I thought she was telling us how much dignity she has, but we all know her fingers would be much closer together if that was the case.

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Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 2:34pm.

This "mom" is a real PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
How can she do PR and strut her ass around while the whole world saw her daughter's pictures from Paris that look like she is dying!

Hell I'M more concerned about Lindsay and I don't even like her!!

Submitted by CeeCee on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 2:03pm.

When she smiles she has Rosie O'Donnell mouth. Lindsay's lucky she didn't inherit that.

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Submitted by BorgQueen on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:52am.

Now we know what Dina Lohan has been up to instead of parenting her 15 yr daughter. How fucked up of a parent can u be to have one daughter cokehead and then send the lil daughter w) said cokehead all around the world. What a waste. Honestly its no wonder Lindsay is fucked up with these 2 losers as parents.

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Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:10am.

this useless bitch gets paid to 'design' a shoe line? WTF is the world coming to?

Submitted by freebird on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 7:52am.

Is there a place to stash coke and pills? Will my coke smell like Fritos?

Submitted by Meeshie on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 7:12am.

I doesn't matter whether Blowhan gets sober now or not, she will never be hired to do A-list films again. No studios or directors will take the risk of hiring her. It worked for Drew Barrymore b/c she wasn't acting at the time of her rehab stint (she was in that growing-up stage). Besides, this stupid cunt loves having her life played out in front of the paparazzi and the public is sick of her. Why pay $10 on a Blowhan movie ticket when you can see her (and her freckled roast beef curtains) in the news EVERY FUCKING DAY. I hope all the partying was worth it because it destroyed the life you craved so much. Dumb-ass twat.

Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 1:27am.

Well, Mr. and Mrs. Lohan are waste products, but Lindsay needs some help, and soon.

She is terribly scary looking and when I see pics of her now I fear she might die.

Somebody help her before it's too late.

I'm sure y'all will laugh at me, but I actually think she's talented and has alot of potential.

She may have blown her image, but if she gets straight perhaps there's hope for something.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 12:32am.

Why is it that whenever Dina Lohan smiles, it looks like she's mocking retarded people?

Those shoes are really nasty. I admit that I am tacky, but these shoes aren't tacky in the good sense. They're tacky, as in really ugly.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:53pm.

As much as I hate to sound like I am supporting Papa Lohan, I do think he is right in his attempts to get through to Linsday any way he can. When an addiction is severe, the addict doesn't listen to the privately given advice, pleadings and ulimatums of family and friends. Being nice doesn't get through to them. Lindsay seems to be in the severe catagory and at that point, the best way to get her attention would be to piss her off royally. This is not a new tactic that Michael Lohan is employing. He is right in that the pressure of everyone knowing may cause her to do something about it. Even if she goes into treatment to make other people happy and not because she wants to get better, the hope is that once she is there, she will have a moment of clarity and want to do it for herself. It's the "fake it until you make it" mentality and sometimes that all you have as a friend or family member of a severe addict. Lindsay will die from her addiction if something doesn't change. For her father to risk her ire, having her cut him out of her life altogether and possible retaliation from her, is a courageous thing to do. He knows it will all be worth it if it results in her recovering. Once she is healthy and in a recovery program she will forgive him. Hell, she may even thank him for saving his life. I've seen this happen in my own life although on a much smaller scale as the addict I know isn't famous but her secrets were blown wide open in the hopes of pressuring her into doing something. You do what you got to do to save someone you love. We are only as sick as our secrets and active addicts have too many of them. I wish him luck because something tells me that White Oprah isn't going to "get on board". She is probably one of Lindsay's chief enablers and number one co-dependent. I know it is hard to give him the benefit of the doubt this time because he's been on the fame whore stroll for so long but I think he's sincere in this. I (along with many other commentors here) have wondered when her family was going to step up to the plate and intervene. They can't force anything on her but intervention isn't about forcing. It is about boundries, detachment and loving support.

Submitted by bornagainChristian on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:38pm.

Swear to ME!

.....you will stop (along with all media) paying attention to these pieces of white trash!

They need to STFU, we don't CARE!

Submitted by Swallows on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:15pm.

How in Jeebus name does this piece of craptacular douchebaggery continue to warrant space on this or any other piece of media. Can we please just all agree he isn't worth, well anything and find something more interesting to fill this space with - well anything. Kate's possum head is a better look than anything on this asshat.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:13pm.

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:08pm.

naughty?!... it's the only way i know!

off to kick some armadillos... what?!.. they have armor!.. see ya!

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It's a long way down the Holiday Road."

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:08pm.

Oh good heavens! You're being very naughty! *fans self with AARP newsletter* _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:03pm.

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:58pm.

heehee!.. no!... the KY jelly for moisture to an old dried up cunt to slide!LOL!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-Y_Jelly

oh, man... that joke just landed flat didn't it?!

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"I found out, long ago...
It's a long way down the Holiday Road."

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:58pm.

What's KY? Is that for cracked heels? _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:52pm.

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:49pm.

*hands KY to Stoney*... here, slide your way off to bed if ya want to!LOL!

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"I found out, long ago...
It's a long way down the Holiday Road."

Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:51pm.

No wonder blohan is so fucked up. Look at how fucked up her parents are.

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:49pm.

LOL! I took my metamucil with some herbal tea and I'm ready to turn in shortly. *limps away* _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:43pm.

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:40pm.

not on-topic... just a question... what the hell is an old dried up cunt like you doing up so late?!LOL!

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"I found out, long ago...
It's a long way down the Holiday Road."

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:40pm.

Countdown to Lohan hiding out in a remote corner of the world in three, two... _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by Bruiser on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:23pm.

A travesty. Nothing perverts a society like bad parenting!

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:22pm.

can someone sneak up and garrote these people, already?.. i'll give a Snickers bar to anybody willing!

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"I found out, long ago...
It's a long way down the Holiday Road."

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:21pm.

SHOE-Han...jesus, this hooker will sell tickets to Lindsay's funeral, while that dickbag dad of the year autographs bibles he stole from hotel rooms.

Submitted by Toonkinstein on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:52pm.

Yup, that's going to happen...BloHan is already for it..
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:39pm.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:33pm.

I'm right behind you...well not that close hehe.

Yeah I agree...they still have a major say in Lindsays life and could have done something long ago.

Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:38pm.

Its like Dina and Michael Lohan are fighting each other for more and more camera time...while Lindsay and Ali are drinking and drugging... nice.

Submitted by Zonko on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:35pm.

Mikey is hungrier for the cash
than Blohan is for the stash.

Submitted by govt_cheese on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:34pm.

Hate the flabby-pockets sweater. Is this really the best clothing selection to wear while modeling shoes? I think not. And the shoes are failing to impress. I can def live without em.

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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:33pm.

I nominate Michael and Dina Lohan for the most venial, whored-out, uncaring set of procreators of the Century. I can't call them parents because parents actually give a damn about their children. While I think LiLo should be accountable for her actions, one would think her so-called parents would have intervened a long time ago if for no other reason than to keep their meal ticket alive as long as possible, since when LiLo goes, so do they all. They don't love her, that much is painfully obvious. I'd bet any Dlister worth their snark would be happy to put the big beatdown on either Michael or Dina given the chance. Line forms behind Mr. Mercury.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Submitted by Tamzin on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:24pm.

Michael Lohan needs to introduce Dina to Jon Gosselin. Then they can hook up and when they're out douching it up in the Hamptons we can open fire and never have to hear from them again.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:19pm.

Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 6:23pm.
They might as well wait until Ali Lohan is an addict so they can have a 2 for 1 intervention.

This is why I love dlisted...you guys are the best.

First of all who the fuck actually warns the person of an intervention and as far as Ali is concerned they'll probably wait until she's so fucked in the head that the man with the white suit will be taking her away.

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:06pm.

What is all that crap on her wrist? I h8te janky jewelry.

Submitted by Mittmah on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:05pm.

Michael Lohan is going to be doing something in "a very public way"??????????? NO...Really?

That's just not like him!

And those shoes are HoRrEnDoUs looking.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:00pm.

The intervention will be held at Mulcahy's Pub on Long Island.

Hahaha. Yes MK...the perfect place for the Hohans!

Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:59pm.

I was wondering whether Michael Lohan is a big, fucking, bloated, drunk.

I keep looking at his face, and I just can't decide.

Why is that.

Submitted by Grace Disful on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:53pm.

Yeah, everyone knows that the best way to get a hardcore drug addict to stop using is to put pressure on them-- LOTS and LOTS of PRESSURE!

And as far as how Dina is starting to look younger than Lindsay: that's not plastic surgery, that's some Benjamin Buttons shit!!!

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Submitted by newsmediaimages on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:52pm.

@ speakit fuck me girl you don't wanna read too much of that shit.....

Submitted by speakit on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:49pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:11pm.
These are my new favourites.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1218802/Alexander-McQueens-tal...

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OMFG hahahahahahaha

um, let's take a vase from a 1982 vacation home in Florida and wear them! NO.

Submitted by awfulbad on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:46pm.

Dina Lohan looks like Kato Kaelin

Submitted by newsmediaimages on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:46pm.

You know what? It's a fucking shame we all love to get at this young kid... easy innit? I mean she can't exactly defend herself can she. I ain't being holier than tho here chap, I've been among the worst of it, slanging every little thing she did. But you know what... read this you sad fuckers http://tinyurl.com/yf4w3ru then tell me about it!

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:35pm.

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:31pm.
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I know! My feet hurt just looking at them.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:31pm.

@ islandgirl
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LMAO!!!! I can definitely see fashion victim RiRi wearing that! And maybe Posh. I would break my neck in those.

Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:25pm.

So the former Rockette (NOT!) has decided that she is just as able to fuck up women's feet as the next guy. If those blue booties are any indication of her talent....PASS!

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:11pm.

These are my new favourites.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1218802/Alexander-McQueens-tal...

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"How very dare you!"

Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:07pm.

I feel badly for the Lohans.

Their pathetic behaviour is entirely not their faults.

It's something in the water on Long Island.

Submitted by skidmarx on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:03pm.

I love how White Oprah bashes the media while she's at a press conference for her new shoe line!!! I guess she doesn't see the irony.

If White Oprah wanted the media to leave her and her children alone, then she wouldn't keep pushing her family into the spotlight.

Come at me bitch!

Submitted by fez on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:02pm.

I have actually seen a few pairs of the open toed boots that are adorable, but being old and practical I wouldn't purchase them (boots are supposed to keep my feeties warm) That said, Shoehan's (unfuckingbelievable)blue suede boots are shiteous! Ugly! I thought Lohan had a lot of nerve with her overpriced leggings (btw, it is utterly ridiculous the price that designer leggings are going for, Donna Karan -and I love her- is selling them for $795)but who the hell is Dina Lohan?