Marge Simpson To Bare Her Cartoon Chichis In Playboy
This is the kind of ho shit I expect from Patty or Selma, but not Marge. I think I have a new favorite Simpson (sorry Maggie).
E! Online says that Marge Simpson will flash her yellow nipples and her toon poon in the pages of November's Playboy. Marge will even take the cover. THAT SLUT! The interview and three-page pictorial will run in honor of The Simpson 20th anniversary. Marge isn't going to pull any of that Heidi Montag fuckery by covering the goods. Marge is going all the way. Yeah, I didn't think I'd ever see a blue snatch stache in Playboy, but there's a first time for everything. And I doubt it if Marge will even need a little help from Photoshop.
And when I typed "Marge Simpson naked" into Google, the first thing that "came" up was a gonzo porn site devoted to The Simpsons. I thought my brain was a permanent resident of the gutter, but these hos outdid me. If you've ever wondered what a Marge Simpson gang bang looks like, (NOT SAFE FOR YOUR SOUL) then click on over. If you get the tingles, keep it yourself (that was a note to self).
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has the Simpsons gone broke that Homs has to pimp his wifey for a quick dolla?!...and stop hating on the new layout MK has to make moneyz from lazily sitting all day on his ass giving us the laughs...
Almost any kind of cartoon porn has a weird, freaky, overly kinky essence about it, I would imagine it being really challenging for Playboy to pull off since they are all about tastefulness (hah).
Marge is one of the original cartoon MILF's, but I'm beginning to wonder if I'd rather see Lois Griffin naked instead. If anything I hope she keeps her hair down, she always looked hot in 70's flashbacks.
Um, this is just fucking stupid.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:52am.
How disappointing, Marge.
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I hate to break it to you but Marge has been making porn with every ho in Springfield for years. OR she has a LOT of leaked sex tapes. Either way.
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I'm guessing she is blue down south too? Marge, really! : /
How disappointing, Marge.
Who are these hookers on horses?
I'm pretty sure clicking on that link put me on Santa's naughty list.
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Marge, don't do it!
FOR REAL. The Simpsons are an embarrassment at this point but i gotta say that at least South Park is hit or miss. You can have an unwatchable episode one week and the next week is an awesome one. But still both shows should have ended gracefully.
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Submitted by bigorexia on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 2:35am.
The Simpsons and South Park both need to shut the fuck down. They've both overstayed their welcome... South Park by about five years and The Simpsons by at least a decade.
Its nice to know that yellow people have pink nipples... And why does it look like ScarJo is fucking a Latino twinky?
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@Plecostomus - Its the pink ponied hoochies and oh yeah I remember the DR lay out. EEEK!
I know MK has to make the $$ .. *sigh* I am not a fan of change.
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Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me SICK!
@Morbidiosity : I'm curious to hear what Race Bannon would have to say about the somber grays - IF he ever returns, that is.
As for ads, well...MK's got to make some moolah like the rest of us, you know. Like I said, those pink pony-riding pests are easy enough to ignore. Remember Denise Richards' inflatable funbags a few months back? Now those were truly in-your-face.
*shudder*
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Bottom-feeder.
i like the black layout, but i don't much give a shit for the girls next door stuff
OT: *Comicbook Guy voice*.. best.. centerfold.. ever
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Not McLovin' the new layout. With all the advertisement, I feel like Im @ Perez's place.
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Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me SICK!
Transitions are afoot.
I didn't even notice those pony-riding hos.
New color scheme, eh, MK? Hmmm...
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A new layout? Wow, this is...odd.
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What the fuck happened to Dlisted? And why are Hef's herp-infested hos whoring up my computer?
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Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:10pm.
"Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:08pm.
I could care less about this.
What I want to know about is that someone here said memaw bush turns gray? Is that shit true? I thought your bush fell out when you got old ala Vadge style?"
Nope. Not only does it turn gray, but it spreads like wildfire.
Up past the bellybutton.
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I'll never think of Betty White the same way ever again.
OnT: Next up, Patty and Selma do a hot lesbian clinch for Hustler.
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Bottom-feeder.
That site was fucked up. You know all those cartoons of Marge were drawn by Moe.
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No Marge. That is all.
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Morbidly obese, barren, jellus h8er, jen-hen at your service.
finally some real titty's on the cover of playboy since 1966.
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:34am.
I know someone who gets off to cartoon porn, and while I try not to be judgmental, it seems to me that he's too vain to eyeball realistic women and that cartoon characters are drawn idealistically.
He's easily one of the most shallow men I've ever met, and is a racist misogynist at that. He's just...pathetic.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
That's seriously disturbing. I can't think which is worse the sick fucks who draw that shit, or the pervs who actually get off on CARTOON PORN. People are so fucking deranged.
Does Matt Groening really need more money? Is that the reason he is pimping Marge out to Playboy?
I watch The Simpson more out of a sense of nostalgia than anything else.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Whuh?
Is this shit for real?
Never mind. I don't give enough of a shit to know. Can't remember the last time I watched the damned show.
South Park blows too.
Still love SpongeBob though.
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The Simpsons and South Park both need to shut the fuck down. They've both overstayed their welcome... South Park by about five years and The Simpsons by at least a decade.
And you know what? It's about time Ned Flanders bares it all for Play Girl.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
I would hit it
I would hit it
Hey, I'll take the Simpsons over fuck-obnoxious Family Guy anyday, kthanx!
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Simpsons and toon porn. Damn, some people got fuckin problems.
I still watch the Simpsons and care about them very much. I had no idea whatsoever that the men of Springfield were all so well hung!
Simspons porn. I'll add that to my list of Brazilian Fart Porn and Japanese Vomit Porn. Nice one Michael.
She looks like an inverted Bomb Pop!
I still watch the Simpsons! I would ask who wants to see Marge porn but I did click the link...
For some reason, I found the pink flesh-colored Simpsons porn more disturbing than the expected yellow-skinned stuff.
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My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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Treating cartoon characters as sexual objects is abhorrent and i'm assure it goes against one of God's laws!
I'll bet Marge has as much hair below as she does on top.
LOL at the Margie porn. I don't even know they exist.
No Marge, don't do it!
Man, if only she had done this 15 years ago.
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Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:10pm.
Oh shit! *googles local laser hair removal sites*
i have a serious case of the dejavous here, didn't this already happen before or am i making this up?
"Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:08pm.
I could care less about this.
What I want to know about is that someone here said memaw bush turns gray? Is that shit true? I thought your bush fell out when you got old ala Vadge style?"
Nope. Not only does it turn gray, but it spreads like wildfire.
Up past the bellybutton.
I could care less about this.
What I want to know about is that someone here said memaw bush turns gray? Is that shit true? I thought your bush fell out when you got old?
I need to know what I'm in for so I can brace myself. LOL
Ugh, this is nasty! I thought Marge was classier than this...
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Whores of a feather, trick the streets together!
Lily Allen's liver is failing, she's always showing her tits, and has, quite sadly, fallen back on her tired, old, look at me! neon hairdos.
Time to retire or overdose.