The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Hits Primetime!!!!!!
We knew them when.....
On last night's The Office, Dwight made the best decision of his life when he covered his succulent titty hocks with the all-powerful Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt! Seriously, they are going places. Don't be surprised if you hear that the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt is starring in the next Twilight movie, or that they are putting out a single with Kanye West, or that they have been seen "canoodling" with Megan Fox (please don't let there be a sex tape). Ah-woooooo!
Those three bitches and that moon are even more magical than I thought. Normally when I see a cell phone clipped to a belt, all the moisture in my eyeballs gets sucked out. But my eyelids didn't even have a seizure when Dwight came out with a cell phone clipped to his belt! It's the magic of the three wolves at work. They better get 3 Emmy awards for this!
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I've noticed that a LOT of things from comedy shows seem to be ripped straight off of Dlisted, whether it's MK's words or the commenters'. This shit is TOTALLY ripped from Dlisted. I've seen sooo many fucking wolf shirts in my time, animal sweatshirts are something that were made to be ridiculed and always have been. There are like a thousand other wolf t-shirts he could have worn, but it's the famous Three Wolves and the Moon shirt that was chosen. Wonder why??? Because it's fucking ripped off from the internet.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
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God I hate The Office, and who needs primetime comedy when there's Cops?
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
The writers must read some MK.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:48pm.
Have y'all seen this bit of photoshop genius by mytwocents?
The 3 Gozzy howling at the moon shirt. Loves it.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2446/3958291786_ee2bd2e7e3.jpg
OMG! Thats great. Make this shirt a reality!!!
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Have y'all seen this bit of photoshop genius by mytwocents?
The 3 Gozzy howling at the moon shirt. Loves it.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2446/3958291786_ee2bd2e7e3.jpg
The wolf t-shirt is now officially played the fuck out. Gah. And I agree with whoever said The Office is boring.
The Office is my FAV show. Loved Dwight and Michael howling with the shirt and the dance sequence was cool.
I'm not bitching about the new layout, I want MK to make some cash.
I love The Office and Dwight! Fuck those people who don't get the quirky humor on that show. I said Hell YES when I saw him in the shirt.
Whoa, these Gilrs...are giving me eye strain. Ease up on the color next time.
I bought my husband a 3 Wolf...and he is now on his way to purchase lottery tix. Ya never know, Maybe if Andy had been wearing one his balls wouldn't have ripped.
i giggled uncontrallably when dwight proudly sported that shirt...dlisted has arrived on primetime!
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LMAO! As soon as I saw Dwight in his three wolf moon shirt..I howwwled and thought of MK! Wished I saw the whole episode of the the Office. It was hysterical! When Michael went to talk to MeeMaw about Pam being pregnant. He is such a jackass! LMAO!
they totally stole it from you!
Missed last night's Office, but I must say, Dwight makes me hot. Seriously. I love nerds.
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I LOVE the American Office, and I'm English!
PSL- I think the few episodes I have seen were the duds, or something. When it comes to TV, I'm more into dramas, I guess.
KD, really? I fucking LOVE that show.
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Obama wore this shirt last night... and he won a friggin' Nobel PEace Prize today!
I freakin LOVE The Office! I got into it on the episode when Charles took Michael's place, only for the simple fact that I got to see Idris Elba in a suit mm mm mm! Dwight is the hotness, and I would have to agree someone at NBC is fo sho an undercover Dlisted Slut!!
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Submitted by KD on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:05am.
I don't understand why the Office is so popular. I think it is boring. Yeah, I said it. *runs away*
i have never watched a single episode so i'm right there, running with you.
I don't understand why the Office is so popular. I think it is boring. Yeah, I said it. *runs away*
someone needs to make 3 wolf moon panties STAT!
MissPriss, the episode in on nbc.com now, so you can still see it!!!
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"I would buy our book that comes out in November, 'How To Be Famous', by Heidi and Spencer, and that would definitely have some helpful hints."
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I cracked up when I saw that last night!!! I am so glad you did too MK!
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Submitted by Razorback on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:37am.
I fucking swam to work!!
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
thanks jack-n-the-hat! stay dry today- we're about to break our the boats here!
Submitted by Razorback on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:28am.
LOL.... I'm in the Fort. Welcome fellow hog.
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
yes, i'm in arkansas- clinton's old "hunting" grounds. when i can't get to a computer to read mk's site, i just go to our local walmart (which is the only store in town). mk's head would explode from all the beautiful creatures in there daily!
Clearly the Tshirt is magical, because Dwight got LAID. By a woman who liked him more than he liked her.
TEAM SCHRUTE!
Submitted by Razorback on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:12am.
Are you in AR...?
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
my husband was recently laid off at work. I got him this shirt; now he has 3 jobs and a facebook page.
Submitted by etpiro on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:41am.
Michael K, you were the first person I thought of when I saw this episode last night. Love the three wolves!!
Submitted by LA on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:01am.
OMG, I DIED laughing when I saw that last night. When I caught my breath, I prayed to Rojo Caliente that Michael K was tuning in to The Office.
Both of you beat me to it. I instantly thought of MK, then I wondered if he was watching.
@ Plecostomus - Dlisted is more like a dark little playground. A dark little EVIL playground. But a fun one nonetheless.
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My husband and I were cracking up when we saw he was wearing the sacred Three Wolf Moon t-shirt. SO awesome!
Submitted by LA: "OMG, I DIED laughing when I saw that last night. When I caught my breath, I prayed to Rojo Caliente that Michael K was tuning in to The Office."
Me too.
I was laughing like a loon when I saw this last night and no-0ne else watching with me got it (which made it even more hilarious to me)!
Sadly, I think that now that the 3 Wolf Moon shirt has gone mainstream, IT HAS JUMPED THE SHARK!
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YEAH THAT'S WHY DWIGHT GOT LAID. THE POWER OF THE 3 WOLVES! MY GAME NEEDS A BOOST. I NEED TO STOCK UP ON THAT SHIRT.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:15am.
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I hate beepers too.
Also if the person is involved in volunteer fire/rescue (bless their hearts)
those scanner things throwing off static noise and weird tones all the time.
But I do hate the cell phone clips. Put the fucking thing in your pocket! Sometimes I put mine in my cleavage if I don't have a pocket.
Not that anybody calls me anyway.
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Pleco, although these carousel ads make me nauseous, I think that maybe it's a sign that Michael k is doing very well attracting some big advertising $$$. I have a feeling that PerezHilton (whom I abhor) is declining somewhat, because sometimes I log onto PH and I see comments volume declining there.
i lol'd. no one else got it.
lil_ras - hahaha, no shit. I used to have 2 cell phones AND a beeper that I had with me at all times.... it were stoopid.
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
I missed the Office last nigt. Boo!
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Hello!!! Damn i've missed Dlisted! Oh my gawd MK I see you did a little upgrading with the site. Kewl. I hate the skanks on the side bars tho.
How's everyone this rainy and cold friday morning?
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Remember how a decade ago guys were walking with those stupid beepers attached to their belts thinking it makes them look so important?
Ahahaha...that's awesome. I pvr'd last nights episode, now I cant wait to watch it. It kinda makes ya wonder if perhaps some of the writers read D-listed...or maybe one of YOU funny whorz is a big-time tv writer. C'mon, fess up!!
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:12am.
Wow... I'm so confused with all those "Girls next door" riding on merry-go-round. I feel like my head is spinning...
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Yes. NOW they're riding all over the place.
Then again, DListed is a mad funhouse, so I guess skanks bobbing up and down on candy-colored carousels should fit right in.
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Wow... I'm so confused with all those "Girls next door" riding on merry-go-round. I feel like my head is spinning... Reminds me of PerezHilton front page. I guess Michail K is joining the big guys and starting to make some real $$$.
Ahhh... these pink&green ads are giving me a headache.