Friday, October 9th 2009

Your Prayers Worked!

Earlier this week, Elizabeth Taylor got on her Twitter to ask all of you to quit thinking about dicks or vaginas for a minute (I know that was hard) and say a little prayer for her. Elizabeth went into the hospital to get a leaky heart valve fixed. Well, the surgery went off without a hitch and Elizabeth is back to Twittering. She wrote this last night:

"Dear Friends, My heart procedure went off perfectly. It's like having a brand new ticker. Thank you for your prayers and good wishes. I know they all helped. Love you, Elizabeth."

Elizabeth is now as good as new and will probably outlive silicone. Even though she's all good now, she should continue to take her medicine:


Actually, maybe that's not the best medicine for Liz. That wolf dog's "Ah Ruv Uuuuu" howl will probably be the soundtrack to my nightmares tonight.

VIA Cute Overload

Posted by: Michael K


Khensu Hetep's picture

Can't personally call myself a fan of Elizabeth Taylor, but I'm glad she made it.

But AWWWW that video. I think my dog can say "Mama" and "bum rub", lol. I love it when dogs sound like they're talking. Mishka seems like such a sweetie. I'm especially partial to dogs and this melted my black heart.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

Cokeasian's picture

People shouldn't have huskies in apartments. It's wrong.

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yaaay!

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Sandbitch's picture

Haha - I just clicked the link and the samoyed cross (with a pomeranian?) I adopted a few weeks ago just started wolf howling!

How neat! I'ma gonna play it again and again and again until he speaks.

Snideychick sez:

Can NEVER hate on The Liz! Long live the original scandal queen!

Awwwwwww! I have two huskies and they both howl ALL THE TIME. One of them "talks" like that, too. Greatest. Pets. Ever.

Liz is still kickin, huh? I suppose this ghoul is immortal.

RubyGlare's picture

SSOOO cute! I like my neighbors' dogs more than I like them, I love animals; at least I'm technically in the same group as Kim Novak, Doris Day, etc....I'm the toadstool flower

Hockey fan's picture

fucking love that dog. my dog says "mama" every night when i put him to bed.
And La Liz, may your ticker click on longer than anyone of us. We're not worthy. Go girl!

Aw, La Liz. Good for you!

This old bat will live be a 100

Meeshie's picture

That's a great picture of Ali Lohan! I didn't know she had heart surgery?

@dementa - Of course she's a legend - we're still talking about her, aren't we? She's still La Liz, isn't she? You can't compare her to Hohan. Elizabeth Taylor was a classic beauty and she could act and she never made an ass of herself in public.

gucci's picture

My mother and i send blessings liz.

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kikichanelconspiracy's picture

"Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:07am.
oh Liz aren't you tired a being a drama queen? You've been on your deathbed too many times to count. Shut it."

I know, right?

"That dog, however, is amazing. LOL"

Huskies are super mouthy and totally smart enough to howl "Shuuuuuuut iiiiittttt, Taylor."
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

I also heard that Liz got her "period" at least two weeks a month, so she wouldn't have to work so often.

skinnyfat, if this "legend" were doing all that stuff as a young actress today, we'd be calling her the next Blohan. Her rough life was mostly self-imposed.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:07am.
oh Liz aren't you tired a being a drama queen? You've been on your deathbed too many times to count. Shut it.

Well, it gets her attention whenever she craves it, and sympathy whenever she wants it.

Whatever's picture

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:07am.
oh Liz aren't you tired a being a drama queen? You've been on your deathbed too many times to count. Shut it.

That dog, however, is amazing. LOL

I was thinking the same thing. Seems like the only publicity she can get is when she is on her death bed.

Auntie Mame's picture

YAY! Liz Tayloor and Paul Newman in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof". THAT was some sexy ass eye-candy.

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See You Next Tuesday's picture

Dammit. I can only get my Boston Terror to howl "hello" back at me. He hates it.

"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."

la liz may have been pampered her whole life but it's been a pretty ROUGH whole life. drinking, drugging, marrying, divorcing, marrying, drinking, drugging, divorcing. She is a legend and they don't make 'em like her anymore.

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:15am.

I swear even there are off days on Dlisted and nothing makes me laugh once I see any of your bazillion avies with that shemale in all sorts of disguise I get my tits in a twist just laughing!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!

letinstar's picture

la liz has been pampered most of her life...don't understand how she looks as rough as she does...
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Jeepster's picture

Liz was on the tube last night in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof".

Swear to God - I CANNOT decide who is more beautiful in that film..Taylor or Paul Newman.

Drives me OUT of my mind every time..........hard to see her looking so frail and scary now.

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I just read a Liz bio that said that everytime Liz had something she didn't want to face, she "got sick." Not that she wasn't legitimately sick some of the time, where she would get upset and things would make her sick, but that she would just "take to her bed" with something when she didn't want to deal. Her mom was a Christian Scientist. And she lives to be a ripe old age.

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Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
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Katt's picture

Yay for Liz! She's a legend and I wish her many more healthy years :)
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Albatross's picture

Yaaaay, Liz! :)

OMG, I looooooove the doggie!

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Haribo's picture

OMG!! hahaha so freakin awsome!!! :)

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carefreea's picture

Awwww I want my own Mishka now. What a gorgeous dog.

Meh about Taylor.

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Awwwww. Too cute!

Anonymous101's picture

Kewl - I wuv that husky 'I wuv you' video and had it favorited on my youtube page for I don't know how many months now!! And it's on Dlitsed - MisHka for HSOTD, definitely!!

As for Liz, sorry if this makes me sound like a horrible person, but I really don't care about St. Angie v.1.0 either way.

TEAM REYNOLDS!! ;)

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The sad thing: she's actually younger than Sophia Loren.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

LMAO Uvy!!!

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mike's picture

But I was praying for a different outcome!

I keed, I keed - I don't pray.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:10am.
do you fuckers mind praying for me a couple of sex-starved, deaf/mute swiss models to play with? 'preciate ya.

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Hey, if one of them poked out your good eye with a stick, y'all could have three-way sensory deprivation sex. Which beats drunk sex like old broads on the MUNI, IMO.

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Plecostomus's picture

Come on, she's just trying to outlive Debbie Reynolds and have the last cackle.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

LMAO at Gilbert Godfrey in drag... bwahahahahaha
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angel_i's picture

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:09am.

That's great but I don't care.
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Ha! These are the first words I'm typing on this subject becuz, well...I feel exactly like that.*shrugs*

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Morbidosity's picture

Her fucking dentures look like they are trying to fly out of her mouth. Poigrip it Liz. Poligrip it.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

MAAAAARRRRRRRRIIIEEDDDDDD!!!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!

I cannot look at this woman without hearing those words.

And if your 'prayers' really worked, do you fuckers mind praying for me a couple of sex-starved, deaf/mute swiss models to play with? 'preciate ya.
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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

That's great but I don't care.

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369metlautner's picture

good Load! how old is this woman? 1,000 something?

p.s. how did u knw all this time I was thinkin about t. lautner's peen.. haha

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369metlautner's picture

good Load! how old is this woman? 1,000 something?

p.s. how did u knw all this time I was thinkin about t. lautner's peen.. haha

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menotknow's picture

i know mk has to pay the bills, but damn! i don't know if denise richards or these whores on the sides are worse...

on topic= that's a really weird picture, she should do an evil witch type role...needs no makeup. hope the tiker keeps on working well for i agree with mk on her outliving silicone.

Plecostomus's picture

Liz looks good in that video.

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

oh Liz aren't you tired a being a drama queen? You've been on your deathbed too many times to count. Shut it.

That dog, however, is amazing. LOL

Zanna's picture

Eh, don't feel bad, K.D. I have a feeling that dog would have said anything to get out of there.

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Zanna's picture

One time, I farted and the cat hissed at me.

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KD's picture

Zanna- yeah, I shouldn't have even gone! I wasn't ready at the time to get a dog.