Friday, October 9th 2009
Taylor Lautner Is 17
So check your state or country laws before your fuck parts start salivating over him. You do not want to share a cell with Roman Polanski, because he looks like a snorer....and a night farter. Anyway, here's the wolfie boy from Twilight getting wet and jumping around during a Rolling Stone photo shoot in Malibu yesterday.
Whenever I see this dude, he's always bouncing in the air like the ground is filled with Parasite Hilton's toxic cooch warts. It's like he's got springs instead of bones. If he flips around like that on the sand, imagine what he can do on your... Actually, don't imagine that before checking with Chris Hansen first.
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He isn't that cute... Neither is that Rob Pattinson. Twilight is lacking hot guys. Kellan Lutz is kinda adorable.
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is this the 'how flat is YOUR ass?',lol...
ok,who starts with their description?!
Parasite's used vaginal condoms wash up on shores from coast to coast...
What's he so flummoxed about?
I totally felt like Michael K posted this to remind me that he's only 17... well FYI, I'm only 18.. sooooooooo
who gives a butt fuck if he has piggy nose and a flat ass.. he's still hot for me..
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looking at that pic makes me feel like a dirty old women oh wait i am a dirty old women at least that what my 12 year old husband says when i let him out of the basement!
That is one SMOKIN' hot homosexual!
You can be sure her fudge-hole is getting a regular workout from prime sizemeat!
I don't mean to sound that picky. I'm not really that hard to please, honestly.
Is there a dating site for flat-assed individuals so we don't have to be discriminated against anymore? Ugggghhhhh.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
I bet it's just the jeans that are unflattering,he looks like a little stud muffin cream filled in all the right places I doubt he's got that much of a flat ass but I don't know your standards of a flat ass baby,lol...(you could be up for the coco proportions,for all i know)
I once dated a guy for 2 seconds with a small flat ass,there was something about him,it was like completely funny,it made me laugh so hard so I love it,lol...
Well, yes technically he has an ass. It's just flat. People with flat asses end up looking like turtles when they get older.
I think his face is OK, it's just that he looks like a kid from the neck up and a man from the neck down. So it's like yes, yes, yes, I'd hit it.. then you get to the head and suddenly you're on an FBI watch list.
How rude is it to write about someone like they're a piece of meat? Shame on me.
what's with all the puritans?!..it's not like he's 12 and it's not like he look like a teen(anymore),he's got a fully grown male body I bet he wanna have some and thinking about it constantly you're not gonna make him do something he doesn't wanna..he looks like the type that will melt in your hands(and mouth) like caramel..
I bet this pic is two time the wrong,lol:
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/taylor-lautner-kewl-magazine-lau...
Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 1:38am.
hahaha,well luckily EVERYONE has an ass,my favorite part in the human anatomy...just sayin'
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 2:58am.
I was picky like you but trust me by the time you're 30 you'll be bumping sex parts with all kinds of ugly unrelevance and will not give a rat's ass about it..
I wanna hit my head at the ab wall so hard:
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/03/taylor-lautner-sh...
Remember when Rolling Stone used to be about music? Nothing themed around music is about music anymore. It's all about fads now. Depressing.
Re: Taylor Lautner- I wouldn't hit it.
First of all, he's too young for me. I'm only 21 and feel like being attracted to him or anyone that age would be awkward. It's true, I like them young, but at least 18 years old.
There's something about his face that looks distorted. It's not just his nose. The up-turned nostrils aren't my cup of tea, but I've seen it work on some men. His facial features don't cooperate. His forehead and eyes look odd to me, as though they're sunken in or something and the cleft chin definitely adds to the generic/boring factor.
His body doesn't do anything for me either. It's not bad, but it's not that great. I'm sure I could find a man on the street with the same body type with a more striking face anyway.
I like men who are more alternative or look like they're in a metal band. I've always had this fantasy about being with someone who is, and looks like a metal-head.
That being said, Taylor Lautner still looks like a god next to Robert Pattinson. Robert Pattinson looks like Morrissey's mentally retarded nephew who always smells like piss.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Oh wait, he has no ass.. never mind
I've got almost 10 years on this kid. I'd hit it. He's got a smoking hot bod and he's actually pretty good looking.
I am a dirty old woman. But I kinda like it.
Oh snap! He's only 17. I'm going to hell. 2nd time this has happened to me. I said Nick Jonas was turning out to be hot, but I thought he was like 21 or something at the time!!!
Submitted by UKer on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:41am.
he's legal in the UK but I'm team Edward, so don't mind if I pass.
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well I'm team Jacob-tops-Edward and vice verca..I mean that girl is not hot I'd rather see them going at each other than fighting over licking a darn frog...
Submitted by halojones on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:15pm.
what the fuck is up with people making fun of his nose? The kid's half Native and half Latino, he's got an ethnic nose, not a pig nose you ethnocentric assholes.
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I will always see him as Sharkboy from shark boy and laba girl,If he hadnt gotten that part in twilight he would still have spiky hair like in that movie.
what the fuck is up with people making fun of his nose? The kid's half Native and half Latino, he's got an ethnic nose, not a pig nose you ethnocentric assholes.
It was said he just enjoyed hot dating with a big female on ========== U n i f o r m e d M i n g l e. c O m =====, many hot pictures are shown...so many fans show interest on him there, oh, really? It is nice to enjoy more about it now...
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The motorcycle is the only drool-worthy thing about these pictures.
meh i suppose i'd hit it if he asked me nicely.
I'm not that into it though. his face doesn't do much for me. perhaps he could put a paper bag on his head.
being 17 and all...probably got no skills any way.
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enough of the flipping already! what is he dolphin boy?
Must not drool, must not drool.
Night farter LOL.
Taylor Lautner is ug-lee! Piggy nose. And way too young, he'd last about a minute in bed. I'll pass.
I can't get past Roman being a night farter.......
That piggy nose needs to be taken into plastic surgeon's office. This would not be a vanity, this is a must.
Other than that, nothing special
Hahahah, totally lol'ing here at the yanks with their silly laws.
Ok, I'm 17 too so it wouldn't be illegal even if I was American, but on the other hand I do not find him attractive at all. More body hair is required!
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Looks like he is pretty athletic. Better be careful doing those flips in the slippery sand.
Ugh, fucking Twilight teenyboppers....Nice body, I guess, but the total lack of ANY body hair creeps me out. Have his balls even dropped yet??? lol
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It's so wrong to want this kid this much. If I were a man and he was a girl I would be slapping my face. BUT there is a good thing finally about double standards, so let me clean the drool off my keyboard while I look at the pics. Yummmm
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Feh, he's just an ugly guy with muscles.
I'd be jumping for joy too if I made his money. How hard can being in a Twilight movie be? It's like posing for a long photo shoot.
meh. he looks like he got fisted in the face one too many times.
i have no comment on jailbait and fetuses...
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He is 17 and plays in a movie for 12-year-old girls do I even need to say more...
Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 12:16pm.
heh - I thought it was Garth Brooks
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Ha! I would have bought that too and it was funny too cuz I've never seen Garth looking quite so intense;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 12:16pm.
heh - I thought it was Garth Brooks
Funny, if he were a girl how this would be this would be percieved...
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 12:17pm.
angel_i - It's Jason Gaiambi - Used to be on the Oakland A's
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AH! Thank you cuz I was still confused ;/
I could have sworn he was some low level Comedy guy...
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ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:42am.
Re-post this in February. That is all.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 12:15pm.
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?!
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I'm almost 100% sure its Jason Giambi. Pretty sure his roid suppository was sliding out of his sweaty asshole when that pic was snapped.
I thought suckandfucks avie was spencer twatt...
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angel_i - It's Jason Gaiambi - Used to be on the Oakland A's
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