Open Post: Hosted By Shep Smith And The Krispy Kreme Cheeseburger
According to me, you haven't lived until you've eaten a Krispy Kreme cheeseburger. According to Shepherd Smith, you won't live after eating a Kristy Kreme cheeseburger. Who knew suicide could be so delicious?
On his show the other night, Shep couldn't believe that such evil could exist on this planet. Shep thinks that eating one of these things is like getting "in a car chase and running out and acting like you're gonna shoot somebody and then a cop would kill you.” Based on that thought, I think Shep might have liquefied a KK cheeseburger and snorted it up before he went on the air.
I'm not trying to make a joke here, but when they cut to the KK cheeseburger and cut back to Shep's face, it took me a second to realize I wasn't looking at the same thing anymore. Separated at birth!
VIA Joe. My. God.
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That is just disgusting...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 2:51am.
"I'm looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before
One leaf is sunshine, the second is rain
Third is the roses that grow in the lane
No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I'm looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
don't mind me.. i'm just having problems tying the noose
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AWWW that was so cheerful and then you just farked it all up with your noose tying. *grabs rope and whacks ESE in the head with it*
OMG how many calories are there in one Krispy burger? Anybody ever tried it?
I imagine the only remotely attractive part of Paris Hilton being naked would be her abdomen, and that's it.
In other news, my keyboard STILL isn't working and I'm stuck using the screen keyboard on my laptop. It just randomly quit working. Does anyone here know what I can do to fix it? There's supposedly nothing wrong with the software...
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
thats almost as gross as pairs hilton naked as a matter of fact the thought of either one of those things make me throw up in my mouth a little bit pairs more then the kk buger
a plate of melted sugar and cheese? mmm. what genius thought up that combination?
Mira, muy delicious... the only thing missing on that burger is chocolate. They should make a special chocolate sauce for it.
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STFU Shep Smith. If people want to eat triple whoppers with bacon and cheese slapped between two layers of frosted pound cake, then batter dipped and deep fried in lard it's their own problem. Personally I think it's more disgusting that your mother named you "Shephard".
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
"I'm looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before
One leaf is sunshine, the second is rain
Third is the roses that grow in the lane
No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I'm looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
don't mind me.. i'm just having problems tying the noose
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"I found out, long ago...
It's a long way down the Holiday Road."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 12:25am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 12:20am.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:54pm.
Sam Cooke had such a beautiful voice.. 'Change is gonna come' is a particular favourite. I love those old soul classics.
And SLAYER!!
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hey !!! there is a time and a place....i love the cheesy 80's metal bands(i.e motley crue, Megadeth,Poison)...but yeah sam cooke rules ALL
OK, I'm getting used to the new layout, but I draw the line at the banner. I miss the old one! Booo to the black background! Booo!!!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 12:25am.
LOL!
Damn, that always makes me laugh!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 12:20am.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:54pm.
Sam Cooke had such a beautiful voice.. 'Change is gonna come' is a particular favourite. I love those old soul classics.
And SLAYER!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:54pm.
Sam Cooke had such a beautiful voice.. 'Change is gonna come' is a particular favourite. I love those old soul classics.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
,,,i was just watching (drunk) royal tenembaums...znd i paused it to post...i love royal tenenbaums! !!!!!
alright my drunk ass is going to sleep (probably not)....but if anyone likes sam cooke here is a shitty video to end/start your night.....p.s. i LOVE SAM COOKE....as in he sounds beautiful but the video....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmZdvVnMXCc
Submitted by Lutrelle on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:08pm.
FB is da bomb. I just can;t accept fools. Shit, stop beings nosy
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I could care less if anyone sees what I do at facebook.
FB is da bomb. I just can;t accept fools. Shit, stop beings nosy
FB is da bomb. I just can;t accept fools. Shit, stop beings nosy
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:00pm.
Kind of like Tom Cruise and straight sex.
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is there crooked sex?
Submitted by speakit on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:55pm.
someone else talked me into it, too, now I'm trying to learn to like it. Kind of like Tom Cruise and straight sex.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Lutrelle on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:55pm.
His friends dont like it neither. Shady asses
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are you trying to tell me something? cuz I don't get it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:53pm.
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I prefer myspace, myself, but facebook allows me to spread the abuse even further.
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I didn't really want facebook, myspace or any of that crap, but my friends talked me into facebook. I pretty much just joke around, being silly.
His friends dont like it neither. Shady asses
Submitted by speakit on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by Lutrelle on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:20pm.
My man hates facebook.
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Why?
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I prefer myspace, myself, but facebook allows me to spread the abuse even further.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Lutrelle on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:49pm.
He thinks it's only for attention and he don't like it. He laughs at me but it's all good.
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Huh? Facebook is a way to keep in touch with people quickly, especially when you don't have much time. I just goof around with my friends. They know what's up.
girl he is old school, he just don't know!
He thinks it's only for attention and he don't like it. He laughs at me but it's all good.
Submitted by Lutrelle on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:20pm.
My man hates facebook.
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Why?
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:58pm.
@ Speakit
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Oh no, did you step on a piece of glass?
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I did! right in the ball of my foot.
about reading posts here... I have no time. So I read a few posts down in each thread. That's it. So everyone, help a sistah out. If you remember something especially funny, lemme know. thx
That shit looks good as hell. My man hates facebook.
Capt!! My crush is still you! no matter what!! bows down...dont tell anyone!! shhh
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:07pm.
No Capt...I didnt know..I had a 70% sense but...now I know. I love it!!! grrrr
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Now you know why I wear all the makeup in my avie pic here!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
No Capt...I didnt know..I had a 70% sense but...now I know. I love it!!! grrrr
Coma Caca!!
koko: then come over here hehe...i kid i kid...hmmm...acetominophen???
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:58pm.
Capt Spaulding you're S.P???? I'm confused...
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Yes, I am. I thought you knew.
Note to self: be more offensive on facebook
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
lol lil_rascal yep! I left when the place became political. got enough of that today at work so eeeek. dont like doubling the dosage.
Coma Caca!!
@chirio
i would share but these pills suck...i can't even find one horse pill in the dirty ass carpet corners or drawers...there's no fun high or anything...i need to get back in touch with an old friend who used to get xanax from a doctor who would dispense 90 at a time with something like five fucking refills....when we worked together she would just pass them to me in the hallway ...sooo nice
Capt Spaulding you're S.P???? I'm confused...
Coma Caca!!
@ Speakit
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Oh no, did you step on a piece of glass?
Chirio, thanks, I'm doing great, sipping some zinfandel and reading the blog.
It's hilarious. Instead of Obama getting Nobel Peace Prize, Snowpiece gave Suck&Fuck a NoBall PieceOfAss Prize, LMAO!!!
howdy, lil rascal!
somehow, chirio even managed to find me on facebook (between naps)
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
ya know how when you break glass, like um, a coffee pot? you sweep up the mess from the floor, then you sweep again, then you vacuum, just to be sure you got it all. But it never fails there's one shard of glass left. Well.. I found it. *bleeding*
lil_rascal:I call T.V, capt spaulding cause of a character in a movie. how are ya lil one?
Koko: sure no problem..but share the pills...sharing is nice.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:29pm.
I had an SUV bounce my car off my head 3 years ago
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i don't mean this in an offensive way but...how are you still alive ??? i shudder at anything car related and pedestrian involved accident...THANKS CHIRIO !!!!!!!
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God wants me dead, but has terrible aim.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Chirio, I've noticed them some people call Team Valtrex Captain Spaulding, and I always wondered why? Is it his old DListed name?
Good evening, Team Valtrex :-)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:29pm.
I had an SUV bounce my car off my head 3 years ago
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i don't mean this in an offensive way but...how are you still alive ??? i shudder at anything car related and pedestrian involved accident...THANKS CHIRIO !!!!!!!
Hey Chirio, hope all is well!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:29pm.
I had an SUV bounce my car off my head 3 years ago, now my short term memory is shit. It's cool though, now I have an excuse for not calling the next day.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"