The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 9th!

In related news, Turkey just officially changed their country's name to "NotWestVirginia". - Sweetas

Runners-up:

As expected, Levi Johnston's Playgirl shoot turns out to be quite the disappointment.
On the plus side, the behind the scenes video included Sarah Palin beheading and eating that turkey. - TFBuckFutter

And all of a sudden Ryan Seacrest made sense. - historyinthemakin

Chickens, turkeys and her, I'll fuck anything fowl! - Raul Duke

VIA Awkward Family Photos (Thanks Mark)

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:47pm.

Sweetas FOR THE WIN!!! You always make me laugh.

Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 10:33am.

Good stuff winners!

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 10:18am.

Congrats winners!! Kick ass job. :D

MK, HOOKAAAHS!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Submitted by ZedralZ on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:59am.

What I love most about the winning comment is the fact that I'm from West Virginia but I'm currently living in Turkey. *L* Nice!

Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:50am.

Yaaay Sweetas!! Congrats on your 200th win!

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This counrty needs the death pantaly and fast (cbc.ca commenter)

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:48am.

Congrats everyone and Raul, hope you sit on my face.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:22am.

Sweeeeeeetasssssssssssss ♥♥♥
Good one Raulio!
congrats to all the funneh winners

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:21am.

YAY RAUL & SWEETAS!! Congrats TFBuckFutter & historyinthemakin!!!

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:13am.

SWEETAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ♥ You , u funny ho!

Raul, smoochies to you. You dun good.

Congrats to all!

Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:58am.

3rd runner up! Who wants to kiss the ugly fat kid?******************************************************************************** We're all victims of our own gene pools, some one must of pissed in yours!

Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:24am.

These were all exceptional! But I really loved the Seacrest jab! Thanks for making me laugh you slutty pants hos!

Submitted by KD on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:12am.

HAHAHAHA, good stuff, people!

NotWestVirgia! *snort*

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:11am.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sweetasssssssssssssss!! Congrats to all -- funny stuff!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:08am.

Congrats whores, great job!

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:06am.

Sweetas-you frickin nailed it like Kid Rock on a groupie. Congrats TFBuckFutter, historyinthemakin, and Raul...my sweet, sweet Raul...how I have missed your fowl humor, you never cease to disgust me and I mean that with love.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:00am.

Who is "Mark" that submitted this photo, is he the same one that suggested Samantha Sang for HSOTD? Yeah, I read that stuff MK.

Submitted by whole lotto luv on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 7:58am.

Chickens, turkeys and her, I'll fuck anything fowl! - Raul Duke
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LMAO! Just what I needed, coffee backing up my nose!

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"Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?" "Uh, no. Mr. Johnson."

Submitted by starfrigger on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 1:22am.

Kate & Jon Plus H5N1

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 11:33pm.

We just thought it would be easier than a paternity test.
And if it IS his, this really is the only real way he can provide for his family, innit?

♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

Submitted by blacklakemonster on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 11:23pm.

In eastern kentucky, this man is considered a real catch because not only can he breed 'em, he can feed 'em.

Submitted by Strongmier on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 1:29pm.

Joe Bob kept this picture in his pocket at all times as proof that he did get sexy time with four chicks at once.

Submitted by OurMissC on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 1:26pm.

What happens in Appalachia, stays in Appalachia.

Submitted by fleawatch on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:44pm.

Its bad when the bird flips you the bird.....

Submitted by luvbit on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 9:35pm.

This is a multiple choice answer on the SAT in Appalachia:

What is the man in this photo prouder of?
a. His wife being pregnant
b. The turkey he shot
c. His sweet gimme cap
d. none of the above

Answer: d
That is not his wife, or his baby, he ran over the turkey with his truck and he paid for the cap.

Submitted by mercury_rising on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 7:59pm.

Another pre-natal self-potrait of Jude Law's baby-mama emerged today.

Submitted by misfitwendy on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 6:25pm.

TODAY ON JERRY WOMEN WHO CHEAT ON HUSBAND AND GETS KNOCKED UP BY TURKEY

Submitted by Cwazola on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 5:38pm.

Coming this spring from TLC... Joan and Phil Plus Roadkill.

Submitted by fleawatch on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 1:13pm.

Now we know where Amy Wino got her new stuffing..

Submitted by Liz-a-bel on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 12:35pm.

Official promotional image for The (Turkey) Baster.

Submitted by Miss_Marples on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:54am.

"Look, darlin', I killed the stork! Wait, what's this still doin' here?"

Submitted by nickoakley69 on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 10:56am.

We'll be able to call it Cletous after his uncle & daddy.

Submitted by chrisml1000 on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 9:17am.

WHITE TRASH CHECK LIST:
F**k the wife: Check
Pluck the turkey: Not Yet

Submitted by oggie168 on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 8:59am.

The mind is a terrible thing to waste, why did they have to shoot that turkey.

Submitted by oggie168 on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 8:56am.

Can you believe Sarah Palin wore flip flops to her high school prom.

Submitted by oggie168 on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 8:53am.

Looks like ole Billy Bob has got himself a fully loaded turkey b(l)aster. Keep your sheep in the pen when he's around.

Submitted by saintdane on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 8:36am.

Brit Brit's cousin ,Cheryl with a "C", likes to wear her peddie-flops to hunt dinner. There's nothin' quite like a free pair of foam flops to give you the freedom to kill.

Submitted by Kaos48 on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 7:44am.

You were supposed to stuff the turkey, not the bitch.

Submitted by Captemblack on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 6:06am.

It's ok we got another one growing.

Submitted by Chocoagogo on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 2:08am.

Thanksgiving comes early in the Hills this year.
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Whores of a feather, trick the streets together!

Submitted by 369metlautner on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 1:24am.

Breaking Celebrity News; Audrina (the turkey lookin bitch) was shot dead after Kristin Cavallare & Justin Bobby apparently thought she was a trophy turkey for thanksgiving!

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"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" ~Ernest Gaines