Afternoon Crumbs
Since when does Pellegrino make barley flavor? - Just Jared
Brooke Burke's vagina is smiling for the cameras - Hollywood Tuna
Even Vampire Beeeeehl wants to rub his ass cheeks all over Eric - Towleroad
This is probably what the Lohans look like without fake tanner (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Ginger Spice knows how to dress - Holy Moly!
Purdy Zac Efron puckers up in Nylon - Popsugar
Jennifer Aniston goes back to basting - Lainey Gossip
Peta Nemcova's nipple just popped out to say "hi" - Egotastic!
Guess a celebwhore's age - Cityrag
Tori Spelling says she weighs 107lbs, and 80 of those pounds are from her implants - Celebitchy
Yeah, these claims about Brit Brit aren't that shocking - ICYDK
Hilary Swank's boyfriend's son has already learned that "it's just a titty" - I'm Not Obsessed
How practical! Patrick Dempsey travels with his own lube - Hollywood Rag
More like Paris Hilton "gives head" to everyone on the Supernatural set - Socialite Life
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Swank, absolutely inappropriate, that's disgusting. When I was six, if I saw a naked woman it used to make me feel uncomfortable and provoked in odd ways. Arrest the Swanker for child abuse!
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I don't care if I never EVER hear another word about Shitney Smears, Horsey Spelling or Penis Hilton. The talentless trifecta from the fucking -Z list.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
Suri is turning into an ugly child... probably going to be a real ugly adult... Too bad... Took after ugly Tom...
“I don’t sleep in anything, but my boyfriend’s son is six years old, and you wonder at what age you should stop walking around nude. Every morning he comes into the bedroom, and you’re just nude. But he doesn’t look twice - he doesn’t think about it yet.
“I just toss and turn too much when I sleep, and if I’m in clothes, I get all twisted up.”
Wrong...Hilary hasn't "wondered" why he IS in her bedroom every morning?
Jesus that fucking nip slip was lame.
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I would love to put Paris in a convertible and send her down the same road where Jane Mansfield took her last ride.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Suri looks so boozy.
Pellegrino...might as well give her LaCroix
Suri looks like that girl from the Ring the one that crawls though the TV and kills you
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Gee i thought Hillary had more class than that. guess not.
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Why does every celebrity interview revolve around nakedness and/or sex? Why would anyone care that Hilary Swank can't alternate weekends to fuck her boyfriend and then lay around naked when sonny boy comes in the morning? Why would she think that was a great story to tell?
I must say Johnny Depp looks damn good for his age, and Drew looks younger than Angelina.
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Hilary Skank is tacky.
And I'm sorry, but I find all the men in True Blood to be so unattractive.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 2:13pm.
Why did people ever think she was cute?
Always thought she was fug and she still is but for the love of God, cut and brush that brat's hair!
Meh re: Hilary Swank. When the child notices he'll stop coming in or say something or both.
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OK, why am I still shocked by how oblivious some of these asshole celebrities sound?! Swank sleeps with her bits out for her boyfriend and her boyfriend's son to see. Lousy idea. She then blabs about it to the media? WTF?! You're not his mother, sweetie. You're his dad's piece. And he's 6, not 1. You need to risk "getting twisted up" in your sleep and put some fucking clothes on. Idiot.
Hilary Swank is an idiot. I sleep in the nude and always keep a robe nearby. You just don't let everyone in the house see you naked -- especially a child. And she's the most mannish looking woman, too.
Why can't Paris ever just have her fucking picture taken without forcing a pose? Does she really think that she's got a "good" side? Pfft.
I don't think baby momma will be happy once she hears Horsey Swank is prancing around nakey around her kid.
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Eh. I'd have permabitchface, too, if I had to hang out w. Tom and Katie all the time.
Can't really blame the kid if (if!) she's a brat, either. That's just bad parenting.
Submitted by S_G on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 2:42pm.
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Exactly. If it was my own kid, that's different. Just not appropriate, you know?
If Tori's implants weigh 80 pounds and her head has to weigh at least 50 pounds (or thereabouts) how in heck does she come up with 107???
Graduate of the Joan Crawford School of BITCH.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 2:25pm.
Maybe I'm a prude, but walking around naked in front of your boyfriend's kid isn't right.
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I agree. I'm not bothered by the nudity, but not with someone else's kid.
On the topic of Swank, I'm going to assume people hate her because she divorced her drunk husband?
@Plecto:
Did you ever see that South Park where Britney blows half her head off but they manage to save her and the media calls it her "new look" and continues to make fun of her while she continues to record and tour? LOL! That's what that question reminds me of....
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Suri Cruise is a very strong woman.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 2:24pm.
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Never.
It's when Cheetney's left alone that she goes bonkers.
Then again, on second thought...
LEAVE CHEETNEY ALOOOOOOOOOOONNNEEEE!!!!!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
IG - he is THE BEST! I used to lmao at him... such a douchey little girl...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 2:29pm.
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Hahaha, Carlton is such a tool, isn't he? And that is why I love him. :)
LMAO at IG's avie!!!
*hums ♫ "it's not unusual...."*
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Pretty sad when a toddler has permanent bitch face.
Maybe I'm a prude, but walking around naked in front of your boyfriend's kid isn't right.
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Ok. They're really asking this question?
Do these people go to work on a short bus?
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I heard that bubbly water stuff was really bad for you. I was hoping that was a Heineken, though.
gucci: thank god.
It's futile: Parisite is like a cockroach - she never dies.
I would give up my one good eye for Brooke Burke!!!! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Why did people ever think she was cute? She's got a permanent brat face now. You know Tommygirl buttrapes any Sea Org people who dare to displease his wittle princess.
I have the feeling that Supernatural is about to sharkjump, unless they're casting Paris as an evil demon with a vagina dentata.
And forevermore, when bitter desperate middle-aged divorcees claim that Jennifer Anistan is totally not desperate and has a career better than her ex or his new GF, I will cite "The Baster" as an example of her flourishing movie presence.
Devil spawn.
HO K WHO GETS FUCKED BY MY PATHETIC ASS TODAY...
oh... well....the True Blood guys look pretty good even though I can't FUCKING afford HBO...I'll fuck em
Isn't she about half his height by now?
Britney - yawn.
Swank - sad, selfish bitch.
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Paris on another show? WHY? Do they think she can bring ratings? Please, she is soo 2002.
Suri is NOT CUTE.
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Well at least her hair's clean.
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Nothing like being filthy rich, huh, TommyGirl?
Can't stand Skank, never could.
Tori needs to eat.
6 yr old boy? Time to cover up Skank oops I mean Swank