The Teaches Of Mickey
TMZ caught up with a boozed up Mickey Rourke last night in NYC, and he decided it was a wonderful time to tell us why he constantly uses the slur "faggot." According to Mickey, it has nothing to do with being gay. No, calling someone a faggot is just like calling someone a punk ass bitch. Mickey kept saying how it had nothing to do with being a homosexual, and those who want to label the word can fuck off. Basically, Mickey just doesn't give a fuck.
Mickey went on to fart that he would use the word during his footballs days when telling one of his teammates to catch the ball. WAIT. Hold the dildo!
So is Mickey trying to say that every time someone has called me a faggot, they were actually telling me to catch the football? If I knew that, I'd probably be the wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys by now. That means I'd spend my days in a locker room full of hot pieces! DAMN MICKEY. Where were your words of wisdom when I needed them most?
And here's some pictures of Mickey looking 100% heterosexual while sashaying through NYC with his fluffy lap dog while wearing Forever 21 jeans, a dandy plaid vest and loafers that used to belong to Barbara Bush.
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This crusty old troll betta watch out ! I would give him a bitchslap back to Uranus.
This crusty old troll betta watch out ! I would give him a bitchslap back to Uranus.
Mira, I never forget how he said his dogs were his only friends after everyone in Hollywood turned their backs on him...or something like that.
why does mickey get crazy when he's in new york? i've always thought men who loved football were gay. i mean, watchin men on tv. having posters of men on your walls...???hmm..
What a loser! I'll bet you can smell him three blocks away, and that's a miracle in New Yawck City! Gag, go away little man and your little dog, too!
so what Mickey is saying is that the packers are homosexuals...I knew it...
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Calm down so I can explain something to you, Mickey. When you say that someone who drops the ball is a faggot, implying that gayness equates with limp-wristedness--never mind, I don't think you'd get it.
I remember when he had that soft sensitive voice when he was younger. He was kind of effeminate. He was softer, sexier. Now he is just hard and mean. And high as a kite.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:17pm.
*wiggles eyebows*
Who doesn't?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:34pm.
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:10pm.
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Yep me too. I love that...fuck you I dont give a shit what you say attitude. Love it! Yeah he had surgeries...or whatever..but he is most more likely human than the rest of hollyweird.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:10pm.
I had a crush on him then too, back in his hay day when he were dreamy. But it's not that that still draws me... I almost like him more as he is today. It prolly has a lot to do with his "I don't give a fuck" attitude, it's refreshingly unpretentious and I admire that.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:14pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:07pm.
LOL! O.M.G.
How did I not see it before now!? TV is the Mickey Rourke of dlisted!!
I KNEW there was a reason I liked you! Lord knows I searched and searched for one, and now I know!
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It's the weiner pics on my myspace, right?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:07pm.
LOL! O.M.G.
How did I not see it before now!? TV is the Mickey Rourke of dlisted!!
I KNEW there was a reason I liked you! Lord knows I searched and searched for one, and now I know!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:06pm.
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wait wait...I am confused..am I talking about Capt Spaulding or M.Rourke. lol...omg...sorry either way..I am happy. No but seriously I cant say shit about M.Rourke..there is something. I used to have a major crush on him on that movie...9 1/2 wks..that was my first "porn" back in the day...5 days ago.but still he is something. I can talk to him for hrs on end.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:06pm.
STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!!!
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Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:34pm.
I dont know why..but I love this man. haha he looks like someone I would meet and become friend for life.
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Same, I too have the luvs. Something about the crazy outfits, his shameless love for teh tiny puppehs, his self confidence, despite having a Frankenface...
And I bet he tells a mean story. There just is something very intriguing about him.
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I dont know why..but I love this man. haha he looks like someone I would meet and become friend for life.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:23pm.
A faggot is a bundle of sticks
A fag is a cigarette
Mickey Rourke is an asshole
I hope this clears things up...
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So, does that mean 'faggots', the derogatory slang should be used for a group of skinny gays?
'Fag' should be the derogatory slang for one hot gay you wanna suck?
Mickey Rourke has shit coming out of his hole?
This is educational. *takes notes*
wow..just wow...speechless..typeless
Coma Caca!!
So THAT'S how you make your tiny peen look bigger! You wear a 3 size smaller pair of pants from Forever 21. Who knew?
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:26pm.
I've just got this thing about words being abused and misused...
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I hear that.
I also have this thing where I remember that we make these words up and apply meaning to them. What makes "fuck" a "bad" word? You know?
But yeah - a faggot is a bundle of sticks and no one is even SURE how one thing got translated to another. Most likely some dumbass used it once in a dumbass way and a bunch of other dumbasses thought it was funny...and the next thing you know...
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Mickey Rourke is the next George Michael.
I have spoken.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 5:57pm.
Then you have spotted dick for dessert, right?
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---There ya go Provvy, safe faggot link. And for pudding, we will be having some hot spotted dick and custard
WITH CUSTARD.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:26pm.
I've just got this thing about words being abused and misused...
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:23pm.
A faggot is a bundle of sticks
A fag is a cigarette
Mickey Rourke is an asshole
I hope this clears things up...
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In fact - whenever the subject of faggot comes up, I usually have these three thoughts in this order. Ok - maybe not that last one;p
Usually the last one is:
And Bruno is my favourite fag. (not the movie guy - my friend, Bruno:)
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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
A faggot is a bundle of sticks
A fag is a cigarette
Mickey Rourke is an asshole
I hope this clears things up...
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Does he rent these various animals he's always seen with?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:42pm.
I don't like the words faggot, nigger, or retard.
I would rather my kids said fuck.
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LOL thank you for that That gave me a chuckle - and my kids (not really kids anymore) do use fuck but I have stopped them from using faggot - Unfortunately during the "teen" years kids say this to each, along with "nigga" not realizing they are using it as derogatory terms - "oh mom Tom is gay and we both say it, or Jay is black and we call each other nigga" but when I said Look sometimes people go along with unacceptable words - because they just don't want to keep arguing the issue or because they are outnumbered (the overweight kid who laughs at all the "fat" jokes to fit in) but it doesn't make it right - Bottom line if people feel uncomfortable with a word, just don't use it, if others do, don't join in...
Love the cross-legged pose. Absolutely love the melancholy of it! Be you, Micky! Be you.
Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 5:12pm.
Calling someone a faggot is so gay.
hahahahaha
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Here's what Wikipedia has to say about this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(slang)
OT: If I dressed like Mickey and carried a teeny fluffy queen doggie, I'd be careful about who I called "faggot". He's starting to look like a crabby old troll who sends you drinks at the bar knowing he's never gonna get any.
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it's just like with little kids and being pacifistic about it the moment you happily acknowledge something and wrap it up with a positive outlet then it's no fun for the warmonger to use it as their words and actions don't have the same negative effect on others anymore..
there really is no true definition of the word and if we base it on the 1978 novel by Larry Kramer, 'Faggot' is someone who has fun,sex,sex,sex and parties high all the time without a care in the world..hmm..not so bad to be called that now is it?!..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggots_%28novel%29
I wanna get faggot with it!!
What a nigga.
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as far as I'm concerned 'Faggot' is a word made from 'fag'(as in cigarette bud) and 'maggot'..meaning someone is smelly and filthy and all my gay friends are as clean and proper as the Queen's sheets..
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:27pm.
Has anyone ever eaten faggot? Steaming hot faggot, pease pudding and gravy - nom nom nom. Makes me homesick for Mother England.
Then you have spotted dick for dessert, right?
Who even says faggot any more? Mr garrison?
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Mickey is a c u n ext t uesday kind of guy. More he's a nasty little fuck head that frankly we over here would be most grateful if you'd keep over there.
last time he was here look what he did to MY FUCKING SISTER... Twat http://bit.ly/2mbDlX! Yeah mickey anytime you like mate.... ur dead!
You're all gay faggots as far as I'm concerned. Gaylords.
Calling someone a faggot is so gay.
Fuck Him,,,,and anyone who looks like him...Love Jane and Blanche Hudson......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
He is a mess.
Faggots are also meatballs. I wish stars wouldn't talk without a script.
I know it's not a word but ('Pathetic/Sad') Pathetisad comes to mind here mickey.
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
I can't say I'm fond of the word, but at least his explanation makes sense. I don't know what a bodaggit is, but I reserve that term for contemptible individuals.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
HE'S THE RETARDED VERSION OF OZZY OSBOURNE. CRACK & HEROINE ARE NOT DRUGS TO EXPERIMENT WITH. SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
I'm just so damn upset with him for fucking up his face the way he did...He used to be soo hot...Now he is starting to look like that strange piece that Michael K was talking about earlier...Jocelyn Wildenstein
I hate people who carry their little dogs around like fashion accessories.